Subject: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:41 AM I'll tell you why...because they're bigoted and insensitive and narrow-minded, and all wrapped up in themselves and their own orthodoxy, that's why! They have no idea how much weiner dogs have contributed to human culture, and they furthermore don't realize that without weiner dogs the practice of baptism would be limited only to individuals over 4 feet tall. I think it's high time that Baptists gave weiner dogs the respect and recognition they deserve! |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:43 AM Waht you on about? i don't understand this thread, have you gone mad or something? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Amos Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:43 AM Baptists? Maybe their objection (I really don't know what you are on about, LH) is that the weiner dogs haven't been baptized? What is this about? A |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:44 AM who has the dried frog pills? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: CarolC Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:44 AM Define "honor", LH. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Ellenpoly Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:45 AM LH, I do try to follow your wild flights, but this one has me stumped too. Maybe a ferret got loose amongst your weiner dog?..xx.e |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:52 AM Heh! Heh! There is method to my madness. Well, Carol, by "honor" I mean that Baptists just don't give the kind of recognition to weiner dogs that they so richly deserve, that's all. This is a serious matter. My dog, Valdy, is so upset about it that he's been staring off into space for 3 hours now. I think he's in a deep depression over it. Weiner dog owners and advocates need to do something about it. Maybe launch a legal action. Ellenpoly, what does this xx.e mean that you sign off with? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:54 AM Little Hawk, you silly goose! Baptists don't honor weiner dogs for the same reason that Presbyterians don't glorify Pomeranians! Jeeze! I thought everybody knew that! Secret message above Bruce |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:02 PM The message from Bruce can only be read by weiner dogs. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:03 PM Oh, I see...clever, clever. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Bill D Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:05 PM Valdy is living in the wrong place...down here everyone honors 'em....and it is assumed that Heaven will be populated with 'em! Baptists will have no choice. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:08 PM As Les Barker has so percipiently pointed out, life is hard for the sausage dog: Each night she's on the balcony He loves her from afar His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised She shines down like a star. His heart will break forever His kind can't have affairs For Dachshunds with erections... Can't climb stairs. His home's a humble bungalow And her's a penthouse flat He cannot go where she can go And that, they say. is that. He never can be near her Although she knows he cares For Dachshunds with erections... Can't climb stairs. You want to win a woman? Just be cool... be aloof The dog who doesn't hit the stairs Can make it to the roof. The dog who doesn't care Will be the dog who wins the day You'll never get to heaven... With your chopper in the way. The spirit soars, the body falls And heavy lies the heart That cries out with the pain of love Be still my broken part. How painful is the passion And painful the repairs For Dachshunds with erections Can't climb stairs. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:11 PM Ha! Ha! Ha! Omigod. I love that site, Bill! Wonderful! I've seen the song before too. Cute. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:19 PM We need Martin here. He says the best dog is in Chicago. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:20 PM But, if the dogs grew as fast as this thread, why, they'd be St Bernards or twelve miles long. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:32 PM Actually, if it were not for Martin, I would not have started this thread. And he's right. The best dog is in Chicago. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Strick Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:07 PM "who has the dried frog pills?" I think the Librarian had them last. He took them from the Archchancellor, the last time, well, you know. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: GUEST,pdc Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:40 PM And for oddest threads I've ever read, the weiner is....LH! |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:40 PM Little Hawk, Do not open old wounds. You are a Canadian, albeit from Ontario. Think steamies here. Weiner dogs like steamies. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Rapparee Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:45 PM Truth is universal and knows no national or political boundaries! |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:56 PM I am obviously in a majority of one here. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Strick Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:57 PM One what? (Ooooh, you're really leaving yourself open here, Brucie.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:09 PM I haven't had a Montreal steamie, so I really can't say for sure. I just said Chicago has the best dogs because Chongo would raise hell if I didn't. He's very patriotic to Chicago and I have to live with him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Art Thieme Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:16 PM It's very simple. Answer is: Becuse someone might think they are dancing !! Art Thieme |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: artbrooks Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:48 PM Now, I have friends that are Baptists...some of them even admit it! This is a gross calumny. Many Baptists honor weiner dogs, especially on a sourdough bun with hot mustard and slaw. On the other hand, why don't Lutherans give proper respect to that other German product, the dachshund (otherwise known as the weiner dog)? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:57 PM It's the dachshund we are talking about here! I have two of them, Valdy and Rennie, and they are very upset about both Lutherans and Baptists. I will try to get a link to a jpg ASAP. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Megan L Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:24 PM Strick no wonder you cant find the pills ponder stibbons gave them to rincewind for the luggage |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Strick Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:27 PM Well, if the luggage has them, it can keep them. Have you seen those teeth? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:30 PM I must apologize. My white-on-white post above said,"Baptists don't honor weiner dogs for the same reason that Presbyterians don't glorify Pomeranians!" It should have said, "Baptists don't honor weiner dogs for the same reason that Presbyterians don't pray to Pomeranians!" To further complicate matters, Baptists don't honor weiner dogs for the same reason that: Anglicans don't annoint Airedales Buddhists don't beatify Beagles Catholics don't canonize Collies Episcopalians don't elevate Elkhounds Hindus don't humble themselves before Harriers Lutherans don't lionize Labradors Methodists don't memorialize Mastiffs Pentecostals don't put Pugs on pedestals Taoists don't dote on Dalmations Unitarians don't have dogs because there are no recognized breeds beginning with "U" unless you consider "ugly damned dog" to be a breed. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:35 PM Yes, and it's gross species discrimination. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Megan L Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:42 PM aw its not so bad now it got babies :-) civilises most men |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:48 PM Unitarians have Unicorns. Sorry for the thread drift. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Bill D Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:55 PM in Gundagai, NSW, Australia, they have a pooch on a plinth in a pond. (The one who guarded the tuckerbox) Those Aussies know how to honor a deserving dog! (well, the dog didn't REALLY 'guard' the tuckerbox, but we don't make statues about the truth of the story) |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:59 PM Been there, got the photo. I prefer The Dog Shat in my Tucker Box to the cleaner version. John |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Bill D Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:01 PM ooooh...a better picture |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:04 PM Could this be the answer? |
Subject: Confessed Proselytizer From: wysiwyg Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:09 PM I will happily proselytize for Chicago dogs anytime. See, "you" were right, I AM a proselytizerr, are you happy now that you have it in writing? ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Strick Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:12 PM You know, John, I've never seen a "Texas" weiner in Texas. We use the large ones. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:18 PM Have you seen that black hairy thing GWB has under his arm, is that a Texas dog? John |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Strick Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:20 PM Nope, it's from Connecticut like he is. He hasn't lived here long enough to be a real Texan. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: SINSULL Date: 13 Apr 04 - 07:18 PM Kendall's dog, Seamus, attempted to "honor" a long haired dachsund but Kendall interfered and strained his back for the effort. Does that make Kendall a Baptist? I don't think that he can still be my friend if he is a Baptist... |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 13 Apr 04 - 07:32 PM Do dogs really want to go to Heaven anyway? I'd heard that they cannot sniff bottoms there ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Apr 04 - 08:24 PM Depends on which heaven. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:59 PM No man is a hero to his valet. (I know, I know: No man is an island . . . .) |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: jimmyt Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:46 PM Good one, Little hawk. DO me a favor and gently put the empty bottle of Reisling down beside that half bag of cheetos and have a rest. It will all be better tomorrow, eh? grin |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Ellenpoly Date: 14 Apr 04 - 12:57 PM Little Hawk, the xx at the end of my posts can mean a couple of things...I've been ending my letters this way for decades. I think it started as the traditional "kisses" when I was young, but then when I got married to a Greek, he asked me why I always signed off with "hee hee" which is how "x" is pronounced in Greek. I kinda like that explanation...but since we can only tell the truth on such a deep and meaningful thread as this one- It..is..just..a..habit..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: GUEST Date: 14 Apr 04 - 01:08 PM Now if Spaw was looking at this site, he might have said that what GWB had under his arm was Condi Rice [Nope; still sounds like a side dish!], but as he isn't in sight I'll say it for him. Where is he when we need him? John |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: John MacKenzie Date: 14 Apr 04 - 01:14 PM Sheesh, I downloaded Netscape, and I can't log-in to all sorts of things, and it's logged me out of others, GODDAM! The previous guest was moi. Agape mou John |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: steve in ottawa Date: 14 Apr 04 - 02:05 PM Aside: MyIE2 is a shell for MSIE. Works great. Better 'n Mozilla or Netscape. Dipped Baptists don't honour WD's in public. Only in SECRET. Question: Dear Steve, My dog, (name withheld to protect his innocence), is so upset about it that he's been staring off into space for 3 hours now... Dear LH: Fret not! Your dog is merely preparing himself for the (formerly secret) Baptist WDHC (WeinerDongHonouringCeremony), an event which requires great...patience. Profound: In Heaven, dogs don't have to get close to smell you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 14 Apr 04 - 03:04 PM "Unitarians don't have dogs because there are no recognized breeds beginning with "U" unless you consider "ugly damned dog" to be a breed." Took me hours and hours. WHAT ABOUT UNDERDOGS? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Apr 04 - 03:17 PM Well done, Bruce. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 14 Apr 04 - 06:57 PM Why do priests where dog collars, some sort of Fruedian slip? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 14 Apr 04 - 06:58 PM Sorry i meant wear ;-( |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 14 Apr 04 - 07:15 PM Dachshund means "badger dog" I understand. I don't get that - what chance would a poor bloody sausage dog stand, up against a Badger? Those lads could probably bite its head clean off. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 14 Apr 04 - 08:28 PM What chance would a poor bloody sausage dog stand, up against a Badger? That's assuming that dachsunds as originally bred had the same personalities as they do now. They've been selectively bred for the characteristics that make them good pets instead of good hunters for many generations now. Imagine a dachsund with the personality of a Doberman Pinscher and you're probably coming closer to what the breed was like hundreds of years ago. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Apr 04 - 11:48 PM Not at all, McGrath! The dachshund as originally bred (as a hunting dog) was specifically bred to go down a badger's hole, sieze the badger in its very strong jaws, and haul it out by sheer strength and determination...and they did! They were tremendously courageous and determined hunting dogs. Some are still like that. We had one that was. He was just unstoppable, and never stopped thinking about hunting whatever he could stalk or catch. And my mother's family had one like that about 60 years ago. He was utterly fearless, by all accounts. They're all natural rodent killers...seem to specialize in that, but ours also managed to kill cats, rabbits, and a muskrat. He had a go at a porcupine too, but fortunately quit before absorbing more than just a few quills. He was really angry, but had enough sense to back off after the first encounter (with a tail swipe, I think). He did not attack skunks, although he certainly had opportunities to. He wasn't the least bit stupid, but he sure could be reckless when his blood was up. Cats that didn't run were dead in a second or two. (except for our own cat...they had a truce worked out) Most present-day dachshunds, however, have been selectively bred to be pets, as Bee-Dub points out. The one thing that doesn't seem to have changed is their stubbornness. They are exceedingly stubborn little guys when their mind is made up. I never met one that could think about more than one thing at any given time...and they FOCUS right in on the objective. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Apr 04 - 10:48 AM Which is why Baptists should give them the respect they are due! |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: black walnut Date: 15 Apr 04 - 01:15 PM Weird, LH, weird. I was raised Baptist, and my Baptist parents bought us the most adorable weiner dog, Herman. I wrote a song about his victory at a dog-food eating contest: The Ballad of Herman the Dog. Chorus: Sing the story proud and true / Here, boy, here! / I'm a dog from the County of Waterloo / And I come with a waggling tail-o ~b.w. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Apr 04 - 04:38 PM Well, that's a step in the right direction... :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: 42 Date: 15 Apr 04 - 06:32 PM Canadian Baptists honour weiner dogs. I've seen it! j |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Bill D Date: 15 Apr 04 - 07:31 PM but do Canadian weiner dogs honor Baptists? This 'might' be a more practical question. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 15 Apr 04 - 07:40 PM Weiner dogs don't get no respect. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: LadyJean Date: 16 Apr 04 - 12:52 AM I have a friend who is a good Southern Baptist. He would love that song about dachshunds with erections. He wouldn't let his daughter see it, though she sees Disney films, and reads Harry Potter books. But he'd love it. Did you hear about the Weiner Dog that mated with a St. Bernard? Some of his friends put him up to it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: SueB Date: 16 Apr 04 - 01:02 AM Refering back to previous thread drift, Why aren't dogs allowed in the White House? 'Cause they pee on all the Bushes.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 16 Apr 04 - 01:10 AM Our dachshund has brass testicles. We call him Sparky. Seamus not Kendall's dog |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Apr 04 - 04:50 AM Old jokes huh! What's the difference between a street trader, and a dachshund? One bawls out his wares on the street. While the other wears out his ***** John |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Ellenpoly Date: 16 Apr 04 - 06:09 AM Mmmm Chicago Weiner Dogs! Yum!..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 16 Apr 04 - 07:14 AM Did Freud really wear a slip? Jerry |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: GUEST,Oscar Meyer, a proud Weiner Dog! Date: 16 Apr 04 - 10:19 AM I am a Dachshund, and I want to put in my two cents on this very important subject. I have long been upset by the lack of respect accorded to my species in most Christian churches and congregations. While it is true that many Christians like Dachshunds and keep them as pets, no Dachshund has ever been made a priest or a minister. We have been shut out of participating in an equal fashion. We are discouraged from singing along during hymns, although we dearly love to join in and have excellent voices. We are not allowed to mark territory or engage in normal social practices within churches either. The horrible truth is that Dachshunds are still being subjected to brutal corporal punishment for doing things as ordinary and inoffensive as marking the lectern! This shows extreme insensitivity, in my opinion, and is unconscionable. It is time that we "Weiner Dogs" attained the stature that we are due in the Christian community. Oscar Meyer, the Third, of Dinsdale Court |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Bill D Date: 16 Apr 04 - 10:31 AM did you hear about the Russian Wolfhound they wanted to breed with this cute little female weiner dog? No luck....he wouldn't stoop so low... |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: dianavan Date: 17 Apr 04 - 03:36 AM John - you mentioned the black, hairy thing under GW's arm. It was a Scotty. According to Donuel, Bush dropped him on the tarmac. The dog died a few days later as a result of his injuries. I think it was an omen. Maybe we should send him a wiener dog for solace. I think it would fit his image. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Cluin Date: 17 Apr 04 - 02:26 PM A more important question is... why did LH spell honour that way when he opened the thread? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Rapparee Date: 17 Apr 04 - 02:36 PM Because, even though Canadian, LH spells correctly. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 17 Apr 04 - 02:37 PM In eighteen-fourteen we took a little trip . . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Apr 04 - 02:49 PM Sometimes I use American spelling, sometimes British spelling. Why? Well, why not? honour = honor neighbour = neighbor Loo-tenant = Lef-tenant etc.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: steve in ottawa Date: 17 Apr 04 - 03:17 PM The only good things that came out of that war: -Dolly Madison ice cream (for the States) and -Laura Secord chocolates (for Canada) I think we got the better deal :-) Anyone watch "Spellbound"? It's so weird to hear foreign words given American pronunciations. My favourite: foyer. Creme de menthe also startles me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 17 Apr 04 - 07:27 PM Love those chocolates. Better than sex (for all I know). Little Hawk, at risk of trivializing this otherwise serious thread, WHERE IS THE GOAT? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Georgiansilver Date: 18 Apr 04 - 09:00 AM Baptists may not honour weiners but they sure do honour my dog....everyone honours my dog..my long nosed long tailed terrier. No-one has the option but to respect and honour my dog!!! It is so special |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Ellenpoly Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:17 AM Mmmmm CHOCOLATE Chicago Weiner Dogs!...xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Ellenpoly Date: 20 Apr 04 - 04:30 AM I'm very excited...I think I killed this thread! If so, I can retire on my laurels and forget about being the last on the other thread...please???..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM Bruce, I gave the goat the most explicit instructions. I hope she has not gone astray. She may have been diverted along the way. Maybe we should have an APB put out on her by the highway patrol in Manitoba and Saskatchewan. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: 42 Date: 20 Apr 04 - 05:43 PM I've got your goat! Put $1 000 000.00 in unmarked bills in your guitar case and throw it off the Tallahasee bridge at midnight tuesday. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Apr 04 - 05:48 PM Aww, fer Chrissakes! This is the kind of thoughtless BS I expect from Raptor when he can't find anything useful to do... One million dollars???? YOU gotta be kidding. I know I've got good credit around here, but that's ridiculous. And I am not going to Tallahassee merely to satisfy your perverted cravings! Let's talk turkey here. How about ten bucks and a few free Dylan tapes? - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 20 Apr 04 - 07:30 PM I will come up with the million. But, if the guitar case isn't waterproof, the ink on the bills will run. What is plan B? Little Hawk is talkin' turkey. I am talkin' goat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Ellenpoly Date: 21 Apr 04 - 05:34 AM Oh Maaaaannn! So close to killing a thread and I lose out to a GOAT! Story of my life, guys..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Apr 04 - 09:04 AM Sheer persistence is the only answer, Ellenpoly. Persist beyond all reason, and one day yours WILL be the last post. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Ellenpoly Date: 21 Apr 04 - 09:31 AM Sage words from one who knows goats a bit too intimately LH...but at least the kitties of the world are again safe..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:13 PM Amazing. The title to this thread makes sense, well, sort of sense, in almost any permutation! Why don't weiners honor baptist dogs? Why don't dogs honor baptist weiners? Why don't honor baptists dog weiners? Why don't baptists dog weiner honors? Honors dog baptists. Why don't weiners? and many others! Truly inspired! |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:38 PM That is so cosmic! Rapaire, you are a brilliant man. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Apr 04 - 04:37 PM Thank you, LH. I'm proud to say that I'm humble about it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 21 Apr 04 - 04:41 PM Shatner couldn't have said it better. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Strick Date: 21 Apr 04 - 05:21 PM Madness has an internal rational all its own. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: GUEST,Seamus Kennedy Date: 21 Apr 04 - 06:27 PM Anything to prevent Ellenpoloy killing a perfectly thread! Seamus |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Ellenpoly Date: 22 Apr 04 - 03:55 AM Okey Dokey... I can see I'm wasting my time here. I'll leave you to your goats and weiner dogs, and go hover over at the last thread site...sigh...xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: el ted Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:35 AM Interesting. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Ellenpoly Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:30 PM Oh, don't "interesting" us, el ted! You're just hovering here so you can count coup..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 22 Apr 04 - 09:07 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 22 Apr 04 - 09:08 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 22 Apr 04 - 09:08 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Peace Date: 22 Apr 04 - 09:08 PM Hi el ted. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Dave Hanson Date: 22 Apr 04 - 09:38 PM What the fucking hell is a WEINER dog anyway ??????????? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Rapparee Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:09 PM How can you resist???? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:47 PM A weiner dog is Mother Nature's noblest creation (with a little help from human beings)...the Dachshund! Your typical weiner dog is short and long at the same time, which is very cosmic. He's "a living contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction, takin' every wrong direction on his lonely way back home". He is both comical and courageous. He is ready to die by gluttony at any available opportunity, and would rather sleep than do almost anything at all...except EAT! He believes that stolen food always tastes better than one's own food. He believes he's getting a raw deal, and missing out on the action. He regards all rodents as totally expendable. He knows that sitting up is so irresistible that you will definitely give him the roast turkey if he just does it long enough. He knows that the nose knows all that is worth knowing. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Dave Hanson Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:42 AM I thank you for your explanation Little Hawk, now in what context is ' honor ' meant. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: el ted Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:46 AM Hi brucie.Ellen you hve sussed me, I am hovering for those all important 100th posts. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: dianavan Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:16 PM Little Hawk - They might honour the Dachshund but never the weiner dog. Weiney is a bad word and might make them think sexual thoughts. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Amos Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:24 PM Or want to dance! |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: 42 Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:41 PM but...is it really worth "nosing" j |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: GUEST,Valdy Date: 23 Apr 04 - 05:01 PM Almost anything organic is worth nosing, except maybe a skunk. I am gratified that people are at last recognizing the grievous wrong that has been done to my kind by the Baptist congregations. Every dog has his day, and we intend to have ours. We don't demand to be worshipped, only served in a way befitting our unique contribution to the world. In other words, we should always be supplied with a soft cushion or couch, fresh water, respectful service, and unlimited amounts of delicious food. I wish to stress the final point. Unlimited amounts of delicious food! Valdy (proud to be a Dachshund) |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: dianavan Date: 23 Apr 04 - 05:21 PM They'll eat anything! My mother has a wiener dog that recently ate the end of a bic lighter. We wondered why he was coughing until we found the mangled lighter. He's O.K. now. This is her 3rd wiener dog. The first one died while white water rafting. The dog was tied to the raft when the raft tipped over. All the people were saved but the little dog went down the river with the raft. His name was JoJo. Her second was Joey and this one is called J.J. Me and my brothers (we're all in our fifties) admit to being jealous of the little creatures. We feel like we have been replaced by a wiener. I'm not a Baptist but I don't honour them either. My mother honours them but she likes sex and dancing too. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: GUEST Date: 24 Apr 04 - 05:05 PM scootertrash But baptists DO honor weiner dogs |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: 42 Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:28 AM Do they call weiner dogs frankfurters in Europe? j and do Baptists across the sea have more respect for this molehill of a breed? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs? From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Apr 04 - 08:05 PM No. Germans usually call dachsunds "dachles" (dah-k'lz), which is an affectionate term. When a German says "frankfurter", he means a human being from Frankfurt. When an American says frankfurter, he means a hotdog. When a German says "weiner" (vee-ner), he means either a sausage or a person from Vienna! I am sure that German Baptists venerate dachles almost as they would sacred objects. - LH |