BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!

Subject: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: Firecat
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 08:21 PM

Having recently returned from the George And Dragon, where we were celebrating Mrs Cobble's birthday and the arrival of Micca and catsPHiddle up here, we discovered a slightly worrying side to Geoff The Duck. People, I appeal to you now, NEVER mix Geoff the Duck, a drinking straw and Tina Turner's "Simply The Best"! The result is quite strange.

First, he got up and started dancing. Nothing worrying about that, you may think, but then he took the straw, held it upright on the table and began dancing with the straw, putting his leg on the table!

Mrs Duck was not around at the time, so when she returned, he did it again! Maybe we have discovered his secret career! (Only joking, Geoff!)

Thankfully, there were no digital cameras around at the time to record the event for posterity.

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 10:04 PM

Look Firecat, there are a whole shitload of things in this life that I don't want to know any more about and this qualifies as another one. Please don't tell me he was nekkid or anything like that......As a matter of fact, just drop the entire subject...........geeziz..............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 10:42 PM

Could have been worse - he could have been in a kilt

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 10:44 PM

arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!don't look ethel!

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: mouldy
Date: 07 Dec 02 - 02:42 AM

I was right behind him at buttock level when he did it! No wonder I didn't sleep well last night, and my poor eyes will never be the same again! Actually I thought the landlady took it very well when she was told what he'd been up to.

Andrea

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 07 Dec 02 - 04:16 AM

Too right Spaw! We must be thankful Micca did't join in....

Mrs C

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: GUEST,catsPHiddle at Mrs Cobbles!!!
Date: 07 Dec 02 - 04:30 AM

If Mouldy was at buttock level firecat and I were at .........well.......front you know what level!!!!!

Good show Geoff I was impressed!!!

Had a wonderful night thankyou. Hope to see you all soon!!!

Cat

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 07 Dec 02 - 07:14 PM

Catspaw - I think you get the balance about right on most subjects.
As for Pole Dancing, It cannot be done correctly unless you have the Red leather wellies and a peacock feather in your hat. - Much in the way you cannot do Lapp dancing without the patterened knitted boots and the parka......
Anyway - I was just an innocent bystander.........
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 04:12 PM

And what about MS Catsphiddle and the lecherous Russian dancing !!!!!!MMMM!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: CraigS
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 04:20 PM

All I'm saying is that he should have been perfectly immobile if no one had lit the candle in the biscuit tin! If he does it again, threaten his banjo.

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 06:12 PM

Didn't know he was Russian...John9 introduced him as 'foreign bloke'!!! then told the foreign bloke that I was 'up for it'. I wasn't impressed and no'one would save me when he dragged me onto the dance floor.......thanks Oakley for telling everyone!!.....John9...what can I say????

Subject: RE: BS: A Quacking Pole Dancer!
From: Firecat
Date: 09 Dec 02 - 07:26 PM

Hahahaha! I had exactly the same with a dodgy Italian when I was in Praggy!