BS: Immutable Truths

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 08:47 PM

No, no, no!

You aren't supposed to push them all at once, you fool!

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Peace
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 08:50 PM

If you toss a coin and have bet either heads or tails, it will likely not land and stay on the edge.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 09:43 PM

Americans are stupid? Really? I wonder how they got to be the greatest country in the world...hhmmm

Those who speak in absolutes are the stupid ones.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: pdq
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 09:50 PM

Actually, anyone who speaks in absolutes is always wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: John Hardly
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 09:53 PM

Never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless she is actually currently in the process of giving birth. -Dave Barry

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 10:32 PM

"marry or don't...either way, you will regret it"

..............Socrates

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 10:36 PM

"There's no such thing as a free lunch." When it comes to "free" beware the hidden costs...

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 11:09 PM

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Stephen Lee

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 11:25 PM

Too much of ANYTHING isn't good for you.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: dianavan
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 02:03 AM

It doesn't work to leap a 20-foot chasm in two 10-foot jumps.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 02:12 AM

The time to sell an old truck is while it's still runnin

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: The Shambles
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 06:59 AM

Reality is just for those who cannot face-up to taking drugs.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 07:33 AM

It's a small world, unless YOU have to paint it.

DT

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: bobad
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 07:56 AM

Life is bad enough, reality is ten times worse.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 10:54 AM

Trickle down anything doesn't!

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 11:12 AM

You can't push on a rope.

You get no bread with one meatball.

Everybody is different, except you.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: beardedbruce
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 11:14 AM

"My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here."

(next line NOT needed)

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 11:57 AM

"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"



-------------------------------------------
"The time to sell an old truck is while it's still runnin"
durn, Leej...now you tell me! I got this 77 El Camino and it.......

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 12:07 PM

Well, Bill...how much you want for it? You got a tow-strap?

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 12:28 PM

I don't got a tow strap (and technically, it is a GMC Sprint...you know, like Rolls-Royce-Bentley) It was running last year, but the battery is now discharged, but 'probably' good..... and the body has rust....does have 4 almost new tires (like 20 miles on 'em!)...I'd take $300 right now.

I thought my kid was gonna drive the thing, but he never got around to learning to drive yet.....

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: kendall
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 12:39 PM

Reality is an illusion brought on by the lack of booze.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 12:59 PM

"It's been sittin here so long (31/2 years), and I was gonna get her battery jumped(but I was afraid if it actually started, one of the thrown rods might come through the crankcase), but I finally realized the wife didn't want to drive it because it's a stick (and because the clutch is blown). I believe the fuel pump needs to be replaced(along with the rest of the motor), but other than that, she should run alright (for about 23 minutes). I want 350 for her (if you are a complete idiot), but I'd settle for 300 (90 dollars). If you give me a hand (and the cash up front) we could push it down the drive and start it (or not). How far from here (hopefully you're downhill, and far enough so it's too much trouble to tow it back) do you live ?"

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: GUEST,Chanteyranger
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 01:36 PM

Guest lurker, that History of the World was by Bertrand Russell, not Norman Thomas. A great quote in any case.

Chanteyranger

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 04:42 PM

LOL..Leej...yeah, all that!
We drove it around the neighborhood last summer when the kid across the street thought he wanted it, but he spent his money....I haven't tried since, and now I wouldn't trust the dry seals too far...

Aren't you in Colorado? I'm afraid I'm in Maryland.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: beardedbruce
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 04:46 PM

BillD,

I might be interested, if we could only find that welder...

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 05:25 PM

welder? As in machine or person?....

whatever...but I'm determined not to let it sit here another winter. An THAT'S an immutable truth.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: John O'L
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 05:59 PM

To the young and reckless, the sound of one hand clapping can easily be confused with the sound of one hand peeling a banana.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Chris Green
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 08:29 PM

Life IS a bed of roses, but sooner or later you'll fall flat on your arse. Then the best thing to do is to pull the thorns out and get on with it.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 22 Sep 05 - 06:39 PM

In this wicked world we live in,
There is one thing life can teach,
Once a girl is born a lemon,
She can never be a peach.

But this life has compensations,
Something that I always preach,
You can always squeeze a lemon,
Ever tried to squeeze a peach?

DT.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Partridge
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 04:06 AM

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: John O'L
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 04:09 AM

...or failing that, put off until the day after tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 07:11 AM

Remember that today is yesterday's tomorrow.

So, hop to it!

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: GUEST,clogger
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 07:34 AM

previewing messages svves spelling nistakes

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: GUEST,clogger
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 07:36 AM

Oh yes and...
Perversity tends toward a maximum

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 02:53 PM

The dumber the premise...










the longer the thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 03:06 PM

AMEN!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: pdq
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 03:26 PM

Questionable data can be made more impressive by carrying all numbers out to four significant figures.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: The Shambles
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 03:30 PM

The longer the thread.







The more times it has been contributed to.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Sep 05 - 07:49 PM

The longer the thread.







The more times it has been pulled.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Sep 05 - 10:53 AM

And the higher the fewer...

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Sep 05 - 12:34 PM

Today is the last day of the first part of your life!


The glass in neither half empty or half full...it is the wrong size glass.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Sep 05 - 07:20 PM

It's not the wrong size glass,
it's the wrong size beer!

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: John O'L
Date: 24 Sep 05 - 07:41 PM

The higher the fewer

My dad used to say that. I once asked him what it meant and he told me 'Ah, it's just a silly thing to say.'
He also used to say 'Well, if that's lunch, I've had it.'

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: The Shambles
Date: 25 Sep 05 - 07:03 AM

If things do not change - they will remain the same.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: John O'L
Date: 25 Sep 05 - 07:11 AM

If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs you'll be the tallest one in the crowd.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Sep 05 - 08:26 AM

If you can keep your head when all around you are panicking and losing theirs, then obviously you haven't got a damn clue just what is going on.

(What really happened with George & Katrina!)

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: The Barden of England
Date: 25 Sep 05 - 08:35 AM

It ain't all over 'til the fat bastard snores.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: The Shambles
Date: 25 Sep 05 - 08:35 AM

If the world's current population were to join hands and stretch around the earth - an awful lot of them would drown.

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Sep 05 - 11:12 AM

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

The crow of a hen and the whistle of a woman calls the devil from his lair...Nana Sullivan

Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Sep 05 - 11:19 AM

John, I know the one your dad used to say too. Maybe it's just an Australian thang.

Meanwhile, nothing changes until it becomes what it is......


Which is 100 posts :-)