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BS: No sex for Non-voters!

GUEST,SueB 22 Oct 04 - 10:42 AM
Gypsy 22 Oct 04 - 11:40 AM
GUEST,SueB 22 Oct 04 - 11:47 AM
Bill D 22 Oct 04 - 01:03 PM
George Papavgeris 22 Oct 04 - 01:26 PM
Dead Horse 22 Oct 04 - 01:36 PM
GUEST,SueB 22 Oct 04 - 01:41 PM
McGrath of Harlow 22 Oct 04 - 01:57 PM
Peace 22 Oct 04 - 03:16 PM
McGrath of Harlow 22 Oct 04 - 03:33 PM
Dead Horse 22 Oct 04 - 07:58 PM
Peace 22 Oct 04 - 11:02 PM
GUEST 23 Oct 04 - 11:04 AM

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Subject: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 10:42 AM

Google up "Votergasm" if you're interested. Married people, they say, should withhold sex from people who fail to vote in November for at least one week. Single people, on the other hand, should withhold sex from nonvoters until the year 2008.

Seems like this might work - after all, there was a story from California very recently about Gov Arnie changing his position on something because Maria Shriver withheld sex for two weeks.


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: Gypsy
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 11:40 AM

oh man, i hoping that the rest of the nation wouldn't hear about that hitting our news. All that is going on in the world, and we STILL put that fathead in the paper!


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 11:47 AM

That fathead recently came out strongly in favor of stem cell research, so he's off my shitlist temporarily.


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 01:03 PM

he probably wants top be cloned..


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 01:26 PM

Somebody told him it was an effort to get better ginger.


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 01:36 PM

So that's what "disenfranchised" means..............
(can I vote twice?)


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 01:41 PM

By all means, vote early and often. Details about the orgy will be posted as the day draws near.


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 01:57 PM

It's always seemed strage that though we've got Sussex and Wessex and Essex and even Middlesex. But Nosex is missing.


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 03:16 PM

O, the croaking frogs.

Does that mean if ya vote ya get lucky?


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 03:33 PM

Vote early and vote often...


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 07:58 PM

Is that why we have to put a kiss on the candidates box?


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 11:02 PM

No sense flogging him for that.


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Subject: RE: BS: No sex for Non-voters!
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 11:04 AM

Married people, they say, should withhold sex from people who fail to vote in November for at least one week
A *week*? For many couples, having sex as often as once a week would be a reward for not voting!


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