BS: Bush cut down at last!

Subject: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 May 07 - 08:54 PM

Yes, the unsightly wild rose bush at the front of the house that would never fill in properly but kept crowding out better looking plants has finally had its day. The gardener removed it at 2:00. Everything looks much better now. What a relief.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 07 - 09:00 PM

So, you no longer have a Rose Garden to give the press photo ops in?

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 May 07 - 09:11 PM

Does your gardener handle 'bonsai bushes'? We have a troublesome and annoying one here in Canberra too...

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 May 07 - 10:35 PM

I'll talk to him and see...

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: Dickey
Date: 17 May 07 - 01:10 AM

LH:

You need a gardner to deal with a bush? If I can't yank them out with a chain my SOP is to pour a gallon of diesel fuel on them and light them up.

I call it the Burning Bush method.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 May 07 - 02:29 AM

Too many guards around our little shrub to get away with that Dickey!

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 May 07 - 03:02 AM

Not all but there are certainly some Bushes that need removing....

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 May 07 - 12:02 PM

That sounds like it would work all right, Dickey, but what about "collateral damage"?

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From: JennyO
Date: 17 May 07 - 02:02 PM

It's true! Bush Reported Dead!

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From: frogprince
Date: 17 May 07 - 02:12 PM

A push in the bush is worth two in the hand...

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: John Hardly
Date: 17 May 07 - 02:20 PM

Call Chance the Gardner! I hear he likes to watch.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 May 07 - 03:08 AM

I thought you were referring to the privet bush in my neighbour's garden... they're cutting it back and getting dangerously close to the tit nest in it... I'm worried for the little tweeters...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 May 07 - 10:56 AM

"A push in the bush is worth two in the hand... "

A hand in the bush is worth two birds on the arm.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: Donuel
Date: 18 May 07 - 11:05 AM

whew what a filthy thread


hmmm didja hear the one about
Paris Hilton and Jenna Bush walk into a club...

Subject: RE: BS: Bush cut down at last!
From: Donuel
Date: 18 May 07 - 02:23 PM

wouldn't it be great...

Secret White House recordings reveal Dick Cheney speaking to Rove Rove ...unintelligible

Dick Cheney "Your guy could fuck up a wet dream!"

Rove "what are you refering to?"

Dick:The whole god damned thing. And you, you managed to screwe up operation pretzel, He was suppose to be a martyr, not a war president!"

Rove "I couldn't watch him keep choking after he passed out. Anyway I don;t think you would have done any better'

Dick "Go fuck yourself!"