BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!

Subject: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 03:56 PM

TV ads on ITV STOP Midsommer murders STOP Morris team in evidence STOP Starts at 9PM STOP Expect them all to be brutaly murdered STOP Yes! STOP Morris dancing...

Dave the fool

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 04:12 PM

I cant stop Morris dancing,cos I never started.

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 04:19 PM

If there are more than two murderers, will they need a PEL?

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Gareth
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 04:55 PM

Mmmmm ! Would it be classified as entertainment ???

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 05:00 PM

Gosh - 50 minutes on and there has only been 5 seconds of Morris and 1 murder!!!

What do I pay my licence fee for...

TV or PEL? Mmmmmm


DtG

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 05:13 PM

But can anyone identify the team? I know someone who lives near there and told me the team... moudly coconut to anyone getting the name of the team!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 05:20 PM

Is the team 'Wessex'??

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 05:21 PM

Nope.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: breezy
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 05:31 PM

did they have dragons on their kit?
They were in all the trailers

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 05:46 PM

There is a mythical beast on their kit,yes.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 05:48 PM

at the beginning they were wearing standard morris outfits with wyvern's on the back of their waistcoats

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 06:08 PM

But they aren't Wessex.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: Skipper Jack
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 05:29 PM

On the subject of the dangerous practise of Morris Dancing, this snippet appeared in the EFDSS magazine:

"Adding to the rural scene were the Albury Morris Men while the Berkhamstead British Red Cross stood by in case of need".

Or perhaps this advert for a Medieval Market might enforce the case for the prosecution!

"Morris Dancing, Pillory and Stocks, Folk Music, burning a woman alive and numerous other side shows. Bring the family!"


I'm only kidding of course, but appears that the said authorities weren't?

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 08:31 PM

Q. Why do morris dancers wear bells?

A. So that they can annoy deaf people as well.

BOOM BOOM

Subject: RE: BS: UK - Morris dance alert!!!
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 08:33 PM

Sorry, that was BLIND PEOPLE.

oh well