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BS: casual sex anyone??

Art Thieme 05 Apr 03 - 10:34 AM
My guru always said 01 May 03 - 10:07 AM
Little Hawk 01 May 03 - 03:56 PM
Joe_F 01 May 03 - 06:34 PM
Cluin 02 May 03 - 03:22 AM
Sam L 02 May 03 - 09:20 AM
Joe_F 02 May 03 - 08:52 PM
Bill D 03 May 03 - 07:06 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone??
From: Art Thieme
Date: 05 Apr 03 - 10:34 AM

I went to Sears for a vasectomy. Now when I get turned on, my garage door goes up.

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone??
From: My guru always said
Date: 01 May 03 - 10:07 AM

Another Mudcatter: I get a real kick out of giving orgasms

Good news indeed..... wonder what the percentage is of men who feel the same way?


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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 May 03 - 03:56 PM

I think you'd find that quite a few of them feel that way...in fact, most of them, I figure.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone??
From: Joe_F
Date: 01 May 03 - 06:34 PM

Wanking is fine, but fucking you can actually meet people. -- Catalan proverb.


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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone??
From: Cluin
Date: 02 May 03 - 03:22 AM

It is true that nice guys finish last.
Ask any woman.


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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone??
From: Sam L
Date: 02 May 03 - 09:20 AM

Or else it's like asking questions in a letter.

   Most guys, if you ask them to think about it, suppose the 6 to be the male in straight 69. Why? One guy said because 6 comes before 9.


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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone??
From: Joe_F
Date: 02 May 03 - 08:52 PM

ObSongs:

Man on top of woman
Isn't long to stay.
His head is full of nonsense,
His ass is full of play.
He goes in like a lion,
He comes out like a lamb,
And when he buttons up his pants,
He doesn't give a damn.

(TTTO Sing a Song of Cities)


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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone??
From: Bill D
Date: 03 May 03 - 07:06 PM

silly generalizations, poorly written parody.


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