Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh Date: 20 Mar 20 - 03:18 PM Well, it's one of the best parodies I've encountered. My thanks for information. ABCD. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Jack Campin Date: 20 Mar 20 - 03:51 PM Lesley Mair. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/no-flour-scotland-hilarious-alternative-12126008 |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh Date: 20 Mar 20 - 06:10 PM Thanks for taking the time to seek this out. ABCD. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Charlie Baum Date: 20 Mar 20 - 06:12 PM Three-part traditional singing from Georgia in the Caucasus, a song from three Georgian students quarantined in Italy: https://www.rferl.org/a/georgia-italy-coronavirus/30486132.html |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh Date: 20 Mar 20 - 06:13 PM Missed it the first time round, and not surprised at its "going viral". |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,SqueezeMe Date: 21 Mar 20 - 10:23 AM Pete Denahy's take on the crisis, from the point of view of a toilet roll manufacturer, really cracked me up (sorry!) when I heard it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuDEXsINNmc I also enjoyed the suggestion from a YouTube respondent that some one should write a song from a tree's point of view on the TP shortages. Any takers? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Georgiansilver Date: 21 Mar 20 - 09:48 PM Perhaps someone would like to put a tune to this. The Flight of Covid19. The aircraft took off, coded Covid19 for a trip around the Earth, A morbid bringer of mayhem and death, to those of earlier birth. It had no care for anyone, as it swooped from town to town, Causing coughs, sore throats and sneezes and bringing people down. It travelled the world with amazing speed, deaths’ harbinger so cruel, Brought out the worst in many folk, from Cleverest down to fool. The media made its’ money from declaring all the worst, Talked only of the negatives, so the panic bubble burst. They wallowed in their stories, of deaths and bad infection, They talked not of recovery, so great upon reflection Even the clever went to grab all toilet rolls from the shop, Despite the fact that common sense had told them all to stop. The elderly were suffering , could not get goods and food, All depleted because of idiots, stockpiling …..so rude!. No-one cared but for themselves, or so it would appear, But there were those who really cared, with loving hearts so dear. What was considered good advice, the government provided, But I have to say that common sense has just not coincided. As the virus takes its’ course, its’ effects will take their toll, A huge proportion will survive, but some will lose their soul. Michael J Hill (c) March 2020. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Charlie Baum Date: 24 Mar 20 - 05:59 PM From the grandson of a friend of mine, who went off on Spring break to trek to Machu Picchu and never made it, and got caught up among closed borders. To pass the time, he and his musical friends created a song and a video: Powerless in Peru: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoU2A6QJoKM --Charlie Baum |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Felipa Date: 24 Mar 20 - 07:04 PM mg, Are the "Dancing at Wuhan" lyrics your own? I like them. Susan of DT, I thought Some Little Bug was from 1915? I first learned that song from the singing of Sara Grey, who has a slightly different tune and lilt from the early recordings I've recently heard on youtube. I'm surprised to read that the song was part of "an operetta" and I'd be interested in knowing more about the rest of the operetta. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: mg Date: 25 Mar 20 - 02:31 AM yes... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Donuel Date: 25 Mar 20 - 05:24 AM Like Mad Magazine I write parody songs all th time: Subject: RE: BS: Sweet Caroline From: Donuel - PM Date: 24 Mar 20 - 08:01 AM Where it began, I can't begin to knowing But then I know it's growing strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd have believed it would come along Hands, not touching hands Reaching out, not touching me, not touching you Sweet Quarantine Good times never seemed so bad I've been inclined To believe we never could But now I Look at the night and it don't seem so lonely We filled it up with only two And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulders How can I hurt without holding you One, not touching one Reaching out, not touching me, not touching you… Sweet Quarantine Good times never felt so bad... (the heart goes on) Every night on TV I see it, I hear it That's how I know Covid goes on Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on Here, there, wherever you are I believe that the virus goes on Once more you open the door And you're here in my nose And my cough will go on and on Covid can touch us one time And last for a lifetime And never let go 'til we're gone Once more…you open the door... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,henryp Date: 25 Mar 20 - 06:34 AM As I walked out in the streets of Laredo As I walked out in Laredo one day I saw a young cowboy, wrapped all in white linen Wrapped in white linen, as cold as the clay Oh, beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly For now I lie wasted when once I stood strong Take me to the valley, there lay the sod o'er me I'm a young cowboy in a world that's gone wrong I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy These words he did say as I boldly walked by Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story Once I loved life, now I know I must die Oh, beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly For now I lie wasted when once I stood strong Take me to the valley, there lay the sod o'er me I'm a young cowboy in a world that's gone wrong Go fetch me some water, a cool cup of water To cool my parched lips, then the poor cowboy said Before I returned, his spirit had left him Had gone to his Maker, the cowboy was dead Oh, beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly For now I lie wasted when once I stood strong Take me to the valley, there lay the sod o'er me I'm a young cowboy in a world that's gone wrong |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Richard Mellish Date: 26 Mar 20 - 12:26 PM I offer no comment on this link, which was sent to me by a friend in the USA. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,Greg F. Date: 26 Mar 20 - 01:42 PM Yes, these songs are all very amusing the face of TrumPublican lies, disnformation, refusal & denial of reality and scientific fact which will result in the deaths of countless persons. May I suggest Patrick Sky's "Dance Of Death"? which also speaks to the wider context of Trump's Cult & their Covid 19 bullshit - 'a clock that's shaken hard enough....' For thet matter Pat's "Songs That Made America (AmeriKKKa?) Famous is worth a re-listen. Shows ya how far we've come in more than half a century. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,Jerry Date: 28 Mar 20 - 12:03 PM I’m sitting here and feeling lonesome Got a sick note from that Boris Johnson, mm, mm Life’s a bore now one has found No more we go out on the town And every neighbour’s gone to ground In a country now that’s locking down Home and housebound, we wail in chorus Home and housebound Home, where we’re isolating Home, where there’s no escaping Home, where no bug lies waiting Silently for us Now everyday we check news streams More casualties and no vaccines, mm, mm And every day’s the same for me The movies and box set series Plus dismal documentaries At least no more soap operas to see Tonight we’ll drink with Scrabble again I’ll play the game but never win, mm, mm Cos all my words are crap for me The good tiles don’t come easily I’m left with R, I, Zee and E I’d win with PRIZE, but I need a P I’m tired of this Coronavirus If I survive all this old lockdown crisis, mm, mm I’ll be glad of one more chance I’ll go mad and learn to dance I’ll party hard, so understand From every club, I’ll be one man banned. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Ged Fox Date: 28 Mar 20 - 03:59 PM a song |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,Jerry Date: 29 Mar 20 - 07:10 AM Fantastic, Mr Fox. I was going to say you need to get out more, but perhaps not at present. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Mrrzy Date: 29 Mar 20 - 04:03 PM https://youtube.com/watch?v=CsHRvaYCJ7E |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Mar 20 - 10:43 PM "We’re All Home Bound" - Interesting parody of Paul Simon's "Homeward Bound": |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Felipa Date: 30 Mar 20 - 12:36 PM https://youtu.be/ykieEE1j9eA "Super Bad Transmittable Contagious Awful Virus!"(a parody of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Donuel Date: 30 Mar 20 - 08:13 PM to the tune of under the sea The sickest are always greener In somebody else's State You dream about going up there But that is a big mistake Just look at the world around you Right here at heaven's gate Such wonderful things surround you What is your ultimate fate? In Quarantine In Quarantine Darling it's hotter Down with a fever Take it from me Up in Montana they work all day Out in the sun they slave away Navy's devotin' Full time to boatin' Way out to sea Out there all the fish is happy As off through the waves they roll The fish on the land ain't happy They sad 'cause they got a cold But folks on the land are lucky Those on a cruise have a worse fate One day when everyones sickly eatin off the same plates In quarantine In quarantine Nobody beat us We jus breathed dust Stuff we can't see Its the old folks who are on the hook Lots of meat for the young to cook They got no troubles Life is all bubbles In quarantine out on the beach In quarantine out on the beach Since life is sweet here We got the beat here Naturally (Naturally) Even the doctor and the nurse They get the surge an ride the hearse We got the spirit You got to hear it Right here on line Yeah, In quarantine In Quarantine (Under the sea) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST Date: 31 Mar 20 - 02:59 PM A bit of doggerel from my first day of the local stay at home order. There may have been drinking involved... In my hometown there live a maid Mark well what I do say In my hometown there lives a maid And she contracted CO-VAI-AID I’ll go no more a rovin’ with you fair maid Since COVID, oh COVID, since COVID’s been my ru-aye-in I’ll go no more a rovin’ with you fair maid First she coughed and then she sneezed And now I fear I am diseased Next came the toilet paper scare Now I can’t wipe my derriere Now says the mayor of our town Get off the streets we’re shuttin’ down Then comes a message from my boss You’re non-essential, that’s your loss Now all the bills are comin’ due From the insurance, the hospital and the doctor too When I’m dead don’t mourn for me I can’t afford a eulogy https://youtu.be/cfyMWBOmLLo |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Jesse Bassfeller Date: 31 Mar 20 - 03:25 PM My apologies for the anonymous posting. You may blame me for the previous infraction. And when the SPD gigs were canceled: When virus eyes are cryin' And the hoarders hoardering By the lilt of their death rattle Know the dearly departing When virus smiles are hidden Under masks so glum and grey Well i don't give a fig or a feather 'cos we're bound to succumb anyway |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Donuel Date: 31 Mar 20 - 09:56 PM edited Under the sea tune The sickest are always greener In somebody else's State You dream about going 'up' there But that is a big mistake Just look at the world around you Right here at blue heaven's gate Such wonderful things surround you What is your ultimate fate? In Quarantine In Quarantine Each little griever Down with a fever Take it from me Up in Montana they work all day Out in the sun they slave away The Navy's devotin' Hospital boatin' Docked in the bay Out there all the folks is happy Like hot dogs snug in their roll The old of the land ain't happy They sad 'cause they got a cold But folks on the land are lucky Those on a cruise have a worser fate One day everyones sickly eatin off the same ol' plates In quarantine In quarantine Nobody beat us We jus breathed dust Stuff we can't see Its the old folks who are on the hook Lots of food for the young to cook They got no troubles Life is all bubbles In quarantine out on the beach In quarantine Since life is sweet here We got the beat here Naturally (Naturally) Even the doctor and the nurse They get the surge an ride the hearse We got the spirit You got to hear it Above the streets Yeah, In quarantine In Quarantine playin the B ball life is in free fall. In Quarantine The mail man can play The grocers on strings The krauts rockin' out The agent she sings The spanic and the black They know where it's at An' oh that trumpet blow Yeah, In quarantine In quarantine When the projects Begin the concert It's music to me (It's music to me) What do they got? A Stienway grand? We got a hot apartment house band Each little fam here Know how to jam here In quarantine Each little bug here Cuttin' a rug here In quarantine Each giant whale here Know how to wail here That's why it's better Under the weather Ya we in luck here Stuck in New York here in quarantine |
Subject: RE: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,Felipa Date: 02 Apr 20 - 05:01 PM zThe classification isn't consistent, but |
Subject: RE: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,Felipa Date: 02 Apr 20 - 05:19 PM The classification isn't being consistently adhered to, but I would say that this thread is mainly for newly composed songs and parodies; while the Songs for the Apocalypse discussion thread is mainly for older songs which are suitable to be sung in reference to the present pandemic crisis. The number of relevent parodies posted on youtube is incredible. Parodies of Bomhemian Rhapsody, Over the Rainbow, Do re mi (Sound of Music, not Guthrie). We already have two parodies of Sweet Caroline aka Deep Quarantine on this thread; well Neil Diamond has recorded a simpler one himself. Two parodies, at least. of Joelene, Quarantine (Joelene parody) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr9egprpyRo Written by: Jesse Slack and Daryl Scott https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bA8dZgLfY0 written by Carly Burruss + Chidima Ubah parodies of songs sung by Adele, Bee Gees (Staying inside),Proclaimers, Billy Joel, John Lennon (Imagine), Rolling Stones (I can't get no sanitizer) etc etc. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Donuel Date: 02 Apr 20 - 08:11 PM tune: St James Infirmary (64 bars instrumental then lyrics.) I got a case of the corona virus Saw some nurses there She stressed out in a long white hallway So sweet, so scared, so fair She let go, she let go, God bless her from seeing all, the dead I'm just one man in this wide wide world But I felt, those tears, were for me When I die I want to go to a mass grave I won't be lone-ly there and I'll have, my share, of tears I got to feel, the kindness of strangers Right up until my last chest crushing breathe Ther'll be no social distance bout my death |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: mg Date: 03 Apr 20 - 02:06 AM here is new one. tune is now officially silver threads among the gold, sung faster than bing crosby did. Might have to tweak a bit to make the rhythm work. was originally thinking another tune. WHEN THE WORLD GETS BACK TO NORMAL when the world gets back to normal we will say all saints be praised we will gather in our kitchens and our voices will be raised out of glory out of gladness out of gratitude and grief when the world gets back to normal there will be such sweet relief when the world gets back to normal we will revel in the air and the windows will be open and the weather will be fair there'll be poppycocks and roses and the flowers of design when the world gets back to normal it will be just mostly fine when the world gets back to normal it's a come and get it day when the trolleys run like clockwork and the children get to play we'll appreciate the simple things we'll make do with what we've got when the world gets back to normal it will be better than we thought we'll give thanks for all the nurses and the postmen and the cops and for all the other people who went to work and never stopped we'll remember those who lost their lives and others that were rearranged when the world gets back to normal we'll see that everything has changed when the world gets back to normal we will say all saints be praised we will gather in our kitchens and our voices will be raised out of glory out of gladness out of gratitude and grief when the world gets back to normal there will be such sweet relief |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Donuel Date: 06 Apr 20 - 03:13 PM Make my grave in the Trump Hotel, Not a lowly plain, or a lofty hill; Put it at the end of the escaltor, On the doorstep of the great imitator . Engrave Trump lies around my grave. Like Arlington make sure that I stay His shadow above my silent tomb Would make it a place of fear & gloom. I could rest in the noise of Fifth Avenue On my birthday you can have free barbecue. Try to manage a shriek of wild despair Like a million curses in NY air. I could not sleep if Trump went free His dieing in prison is reason for glee Such a cruel narcissist unfeeling beast should be punished for his hateful beliefs. Let my grave in the Trump Hotel help remind how the US was fired, attacked by virus and died One day Trump hotels will be demolished. Maybe men like Trump will be abolished We are now almost completely uninsured No Obama care or employer added insurence Little life saving equipment can be procurred If you're old with conditions death is assured I ask no monument, proud and high, To arrest the gaze of the passers-by; All that my yearning spirit craves, Is that the unfiltered truth stays. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,crowlibrarian Date: 06 Apr 20 - 05:10 PM Here's a cheery one fer you - Til All The Grievin’s Done Once we gathered here to sing Someday we'll gather once again Til all the grievings done Bearing all that we have known We’re being tested to the bone Til all the grievings done B part Seems we’ve never known such loss Death has borne us bitter cost Grief has sometimes brought us to our knees we’ll come with our tears Some of us no longer here Til all the grievings done Light gleams in your misty eyes Sunshine still dances in your smile Til all the grievings done While there’s still more tears to come Someday we'll hold you til they’re gone Til all the grievings done Some losing loved ones, some losing friends Sometimes it seems there’ll be no end Such times as these will haunt us all our lives But we still have our tunes and songs Still have love that keeps us strong Til all the grievings done If I'm not here to sing this song Perhaps I’ve fallen now I’m gone Til all the grievings done May these songs bring you release In their wake may all know peace Til all the grievings done Life has offered many gifts Some I've known here in your midst Where rhyme and rhythm rise in blessed song It’s an ageless legacy Sharing music lends us strength Til all the grievings done |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 06 Apr 20 - 07:28 PM I was a sceptic...and became a believer Friday de 13th. A major song that keeps a refrain in my brain is: When the lights go on again https://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=10366#1522828 WHEN THE LIGHTS GO ON AGAIN (ALL OVER THE WORLD) by Eddie Seiler, Sol Marcus, Bennie Benjemen, ©1942 As sung by Vaughn Monroe *When the lights go on again all over the world, And the boys are home again all over the world, And rain or snow is all that may fall from the skies above, A kiss won't mean "goodbye" but "Hello" to love. When the lights go on again all over the world, And the ships will sail again all over the world, Then we'll have time for things like wedding rings and free hearts will sing, When the lights go on again all over the world. Sincerely, Gargoyle archive.org .... aka Library of Congress loc.gov |
Subject: RE: new Coronavirus Songs From: Felipa Date: 07 Apr 20 - 05:54 PM I've come across two newly composed Corona virus songs in Irish. One is a translation of a new song in English, the other is set to the tune of Téir abhaile riú and you can find those lyrics at the Mudcat thread Teir Abhaile Riú or on youtube as "Fan sa bhaile riú". The other song doesn't fit the traditional/folk mode but it comes with a challenge to you to translate into other languages: "Brí Carr Music Well, because the message shared in our school Covid-19 song, 'Our song of hope' has grabbed the nation, and it's simplicity has taken us all by complete surprise, we are inviting children and schools from every corner of the world to create their own language version of Our Song Of Hope to share their own art and home-school/#StayAtHome ideas to YouTube and everywhere online. Our Song Of Hope will be available for download on Spotify/iTunes/Amazon and all the usual online music platforms from Fri. 10th April. The backing track to the song is available to whoever wishes to take up the challenge worldwide. Simply contact bricarrmusic@yahoo.com and we will happily forward the English lyrics for you to translate as well as the original backing track to your school/music group/co-ordinator as well as a 'how to record at home' instructions sheet to encourage the children to productively engage in our very positive project. We will kickstart the challenge by uploading this, our native language version, as Gaeilge.. 'Ámhrán Dúchais', by the children of Lurgybrack National School, Letterkenny, Co. Donegal, feat. Hannah NicPhaidín (An t-Oireachtas Winner U-15), arranged by ValleyMusic Music Studio, Ballybofey, written by myself, Brí Carr. Thanks to Ava and Cassie for designing the crest, to Nicolette Culloo for the cover design and Colm Ferriter for his invaluable help with the translation. We also hope that this further inspires other schools in Ireland will get in touch with us . We were delighted to receive both musical and vocal versions, thank you for crediting Lurgybrack School with your fantastic efforts. We hope to calm the minds, hearts and experiences of all children during these worrying times, and I want to personally thank each and every one of our wee superstars who worked tirelessly to create this memorable work. I could not be prouder of you all. Stay at home, Stay Safe and Stay Positive." Amhrán Dóchais, Fan sa Bhaile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey0-kNjWtjg Our Song of Hope original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ZrNMcT8Xc |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Donuel Date: 09 Apr 20 - 03:47 PM We'll meet again Don't know when or how long We'll meet again when Covid's gone. Keep smiling through Just like you always do 'Till the blue skies drive the 4 walls far away So will you please say hello To the folks that I know Tell them I won't be long They'll be happy to know That as you saw me go I was singing this song... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Donuel Date: 11 Apr 20 - 12:53 PM Just A Number Now A vacation in a foreign land Airlines do the best they can You're just a number now Oh, oh, You're just a number now Now you remember what the TV said Nothing to do all day but stay in bed You're just a number now Oh, oh, you're on the frontline now You'll be the hero of the neighbourhood Nobody knows that you've left for good You're just a number now Oh, oh, You're just a number now Smiling faces as you wait to land But once you're there who gives a damn You're just a number now Oh, oh, You're just a number now You have gloves and masks nd maybe a hood One mistake and you're gone for good If you want to survive, just stay in bed You're just a number now Oh, oh, You're just a number now There is no cure until the end You go for a drive and try to pretend You're NOT a number now Oh, oh, you're in the army now You're in the army now Oh, oh, You're just a number now You've got your orders to stay indoors Your hands's on your phone But it don't seem right You're feelin sick or is it just a trick Oh, oh, You're just a number now Oh, oh, were all in the same boat now Night is falling and you just can't see Is this illusion or reality Some don't want to believe TV You're just a number now. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Reinhard Date: 11 Apr 20 - 01:06 PM Richard Thompson already sang in 1991 "Keep Your Distance". |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,Canberra Chris Date: 12 Apr 20 - 06:30 PM In draft for the Shiny Bum Singers: Kill the Lot - to Que Sera, Sera When I was just a junior bug I asked the old ones “How should I go? Should I spare young ones, old, and the sick?” But they all told me – “No”. Chorus: Kill the lot, the lot Before there’s a vaccine shot Though you think it’s cruel, it’s not Kill the lot, the lot! If they are young and doing well Soon they’ll have seen as older ones fell, That left without them life would be hell – Better to kill the lot. If they are old, their time is done They’ve had their chances, time in the sun, Now they can give us young bugs some fun – Better to kill the lot. If they are sick, or doing poor They’ll use resources others need more, And they’ll soon fill the hospital floor - Better to kill the lot. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Mr Red Date: 21 Apr 20 - 02:31 PM Cyril Ryan sings "My Brother Dermot" Not sure about title, but it is very COVD-19, very Oirish, & very funny - so it is. Begorra. Probably needs a Fakebook account to listen. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: FreddyHeadey Date: 21 Apr 20 - 02:52 PM ^^^ just for the record it is Dermot Ryan singing(brother of Cyril) Great song and singing. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,johnmc Date: 21 Apr 20 - 04:28 PM Parody of "Another Day" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Jack Campin Date: 25 Apr 20 - 06:45 AM to the tune of Lannigan's Ball |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Jack Campin Date: 25 Apr 20 - 11:04 AM Bleach drinking songs, anyone? Something along the lines of Fathom the Bowl or Little Brown Jug? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Joe Offer Date: 26 Apr 20 - 12:38 AM David Ingerson sang this tonight. I hope he'll come and clean it up Tune: Lanigan's Ball In the town of Wuhan some germs from an animal made a big leap and infected a few, nobody thought it would be a pandemic and now the whole world is in a hullabaloo. It didn't take long for the germs to go global in planes and trains and cruises by sea. Now locked in our homes and trying to stay sober we can't even watch the live sports on TV. Six long months in Isolation, six long months doing nothing at all, six long months in isolation this lockdown is driving me up the wall. I tried to go out got sent back in again. I went out again straight back in again. Sick to death of the social distancing finish the lockdown for once and for all. The experts say keep two meters distance and never to gather in couples and groups, and eating at home is a feckin disaster I’m fat as a fool eating pasta and soups. Now in the UK the virus was active and got the Prime Minister in number 10, I hope Boris Johnson recovers completely so that we can call him a dickhead again. Six long months in isolation six long months without toilet roll. I wish to God I had constipation because I have nothing for wiping me hole. I tried to go out got sent back in again. I went out again straight back in again. Sick to death of the social distancing finish the lockdown for once and for all. Now Trump took it lightly there's no need to panic we’re under control sure tis only a flu he finally did what he promised the voters America first in the infections too. Three long years with Trump as president three long years doing nothing at all talking shite and blaming China while Mexico begs him to finish the wall. I tried to go out got sent back in again. I went out again straight back in again. Sick to death of the social distancing finish the lockdown for once and for all. The end is in sight and the curve it is flattening lifting the lockdown is yet to be seen, washing your hands and staying at home is the only solution for COVID 19. Six long months in isolation the planet has never looked greener before but back to the grind to pay off the mortgage. The world just won't be the same anymore. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Jack Campin Date: 26 Apr 20 - 04:38 PM I'm told this is funny but it's in Polish. Translation anyone? https://youtu.be/wUS--eKGqBE |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Joe Offer Date: 26 Apr 20 - 11:46 PM Barbra Streisand has a song called "Don't Lie to Me": |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Jack Campin Date: 27 Apr 20 - 05:33 AM Going round FB - a picture of Dolly Parton captioned Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, CHLORI-I-INE! Please don't drink it just because you can. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: GUEST,Felipa Date: 04 May 20 - 05:18 PM Jack Campin - there are at least a couple of Dettol be the Day songs on youtube, links are posted on the Trump's Lysol thread on Mudcat ------------ I just heard a Corona health precaution song on the radio. Country/Country Western Style. Can anyone say who the artist is and what the title is? Lyrics include these lines: Corona, Corona we will beat you Listen to the tv and the radio Wash your face; keep your hands clean Keep six feet apart; you know what I mean |
Subject: ADD: Ray Frank Coronavirus Song From: Joe Offer Date: 06 May 20 - 07:19 PM Here's a good one, written and posted by Ray Frank (DADGBE) This came to me today in a fit of either divine inspiration or something else. If you don’t recognize the tune, look up Woody Guthrie’s So Long It’s Been Good To Know Ya. Anybody want to use it, go ahead. If y’all want too pay something, send toilet paper. TITLE (Ray Frank) Well, the covid hit and it hit like thunder It dusted us over, put us six feet under, It blocked out our jobs and ended our fun And straight for home all the people did run
So long it’s been good to know ya So long, it’s been good to know ya This nasty old covid is getting me down And I want to be drifting along We stayed in our houses, we sealed up the cracks We wore masks and gloves, stuffed our ears with wax We blamed the Chinese, we blamed Democrats And those covidiot protesters sure have our backs The churches were full, the churches were packed And that dirty old covid made such an attack That the Blood of the Lamb didn’t give us no help In spite all that the preachers do yelp I wash my hands ‘til my skin starts to crack, I break out in cold sweat over sneezes and hacks, I can’t get no nookie, I can’t get no hug I’m just too afraid of that corona bug We can’t wipe our asses, we can’t get no food, The president tells us that everything’s good, He says he’s got it all under control But somehow, I don’t seem to trust him at all |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 10 May 20 - 12:10 AM scroll down the page for Lou & Peter Berryman - November PSA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6UBfRzcEmk |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: cnd Date: 11 May 20 - 03:46 PM Jobless Worried Blues by Zac Sokolow. Features some nice clawhammer and two finger banjo playing |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 May 20 - 03:46 PM The lyrics are posted under the song on YouTube. It's a great Coronavirus parody of a Bob Dylan song: Bob Dylan parody Everybody Must Stay Home Thanks to Little Hawk and gnu for sharing this one. |
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