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BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape

Stilly River Sage 18 Jan 08 - 10:30 AM
Liz the Squeak 18 Jan 08 - 10:51 AM
SINSULL 18 Jan 08 - 11:48 AM
Severn 18 Jan 08 - 12:32 PM
Liz the Squeak 19 Jan 08 - 01:01 PM
lady penelope 19 Jan 08 - 06:04 PM
Liz the Squeak 19 Jan 08 - 08:11 PM
Liz the Squeak 20 Jan 08 - 05:27 PM
Liz the Squeak 21 Jan 08 - 07:26 AM
SINSULL 21 Jan 08 - 11:57 AM
lady penelope 21 Jan 08 - 04:40 PM
Liz the Squeak 21 Jan 08 - 04:45 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jan 08 - 05:08 PM
Severn 21 Jan 08 - 06:57 PM
Liz the Squeak 21 Jan 08 - 07:22 PM
Rapparee 22 Jan 08 - 09:26 AM
lady penelope 22 Jan 08 - 04:28 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 10:30 AM

Sage takes a few minutes before heading to work to sweep out the tavern and run a damp cloth over the bar. Leaving the windows ajar for ventilation, she pulls the front door closed behind her. The kitchen door is open a few inches so cats can come and go to keep the mice out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 10:51 AM

What bloody fool locked me in the Ladies again? I wish people would check before they close up for the season....

Ho hum. Good job I've got Berts card and a cat to keep me company....

If only the door opened from the inside.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 11:48 AM

"What fools" says the wand. "I clean and even do windows. Shall I open the door or leave that one to hang around until Bert shows up for his card?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Severn
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 12:32 PM

Just change the sign on the door to "Pre-0ccupied" and leave her there til the Martin Luther King Day Holiday crowd comes back in on Monday. You ARE all coming back, aren't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jan 08 - 01:01 PM

Can someone put the video recorder on for CSI:NY please? If I'm going to be here til Monday then I'd appreciate it if someone could do that for me.

Otherwise, it's quite restful in here... it's been a while since I had any good long quality time to myself and the cat.

How much craft stuff can I order online with Bert's card before his bank start to get suspicious?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: lady penelope
Date: 19 Jan 08 - 06:04 PM

CSI : Abergavenny do you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jan 08 - 08:11 PM

Better that CSI:Sketty which was my cousin's contribution last week....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jan 08 - 05:27 PM

Oh dear, what can the matter be,
Liz the Squeak is stuck in the Lavatory,
She's been there a fortnight on Saturday,
Nobody knows that she's there.





(whistles mournfully.....)









LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jan 08 - 07:26 AM

Hellooooooooooooo?


Anybody out there??????????


LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Jan 08 - 11:57 AM

SINS enters from the Northern door, looks around and sees no one. "I thought we were celebrating MLK day" she muses. Ah well. A JD on the rocks and back to work.
Door closes quietly behind her.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: lady penelope
Date: 21 Jan 08 - 04:40 PM

Don't worry Liz. I'll pop round Friday and slip some malt whiskey and haggis under the door.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jan 08 - 04:45 PM

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Not malt whiskey!!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jan 08 - 05:08 PM

With a sneaking suspicion that she forgot something, Sage walks back to the Tavern despite the cold and drizzly weather.

Tiptoeing to the lavatory door, it is as she feared. She hears breathing, muttering, and snatches of a song coming from the room. Pushing the door gently open, she reaches over with a long Philips head screwdriver and tightens that darned latch that tends to trap people when it becomes loose.

Letting the loo door close noiselessly behind her, she stops at the bar for a sip of a smooth amaretto, then lets herself out of the Tavern again and heads for home.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Severn
Date: 21 Jan 08 - 06:57 PM

I was gonna show up, but Crane Driver & Sussex Carole are playing here in Maryland tonight. I hope someone comes in!......


I'll be in for the "C.F. Martin, Luthier King" holiday picking session, though.


No matter what SRS tightens up, it'll always be thought of as "The Squeaky Door" from here on in. Not everyone gets one named after them. An honor that comes with time on the throne, I guess.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jan 08 - 07:22 PM

I could cope with time 'on the throne' if it didn't leave such a big red ring on my ass....

Thank the deities that door got unlocked... now I can get out of here and back to the chocolate shop.

Here Kitty, come and help with these bits of ham....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 09:26 AM

I wish, he thinks, I could carve better. But the bar does look kind of nice, carved as the "Beast With Two Backs." They'll be surprised next holiday...I'll carve the letters "LtS" on it so they know who did it.

So he sheathes his dagger, picks up his rapier and trumpet, and walks off whistling through the Western non-door.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern 2007 Holiday escape
From: lady penelope
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 04:28 PM

What, not even with large amounts of green ginger wine, Liz????


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