BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb

Subject: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:32 PM

Happy Birthdat Ann.


[shes 58 today, and she;s great, [i got a big poster of her, above my bed]

i wrote to her, but she dident anser yet, [maybe she been busy.

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicombe
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:37 PM

Why don't the Tories pick her as their new leader instead of the strange collection of blokes they are juggling around with?

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: Mrrzy
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 09:16 PM

Widdecombe - isn't that where Bill Brewer Jan Stewar Peter Gurney Peter Davey Dan'l Whitten 'arry 'awke old uncle tom cobley and all went to the fair?

Either way, happy bday!

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 11:35 PM

A fair comment Mrrzy!

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 03:53 AM

Are you comparing the lovely Anne to an old grey mare?
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 05:25 AM

Doris Karloff.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 07:05 AM

i saw her on a programme with children and they all thought she looked strict/fat/old/like a man ect. and she laughed and said she wished politician were as honest as kids...
ha yeh right...

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 08:06 AM

I saw an old recording of an Oxford Union debate, in which a slim and svelte young lady of around 20 years old, with long dark hair and in a long dress, was addressing the multitude. None other than our Ann.
She should be the next Tory leader.

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 08:43 AM

No feckin fear Strollin, weve had one woman PM and what feckin disaster that was.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 08:45 AM

On second thoghts she would be the ideal Tory leader, this would ensure they would never get elected.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: alanabit
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 08:50 AM

Hitler was a man. He got to be Chancellor of Germany. What a disaster that was! Maybe men should be banned from becoming Chancellors of Germany...

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 12:33 PM

Beat me to it Eric!

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: GUEST,DB
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 04:29 AM

All Tories should piss off and die - the end.

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 08:59 PM

of course if they pissed off, you couldn't be sure they were all dead - not unless you counted them first

I think you're being very silly DB, and not thinking things through

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 09:02 PM

She's the only tory I like. And I think she'd be a lovely neighbour. Very quiet and on top of her hedges.

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 09:03 PM

happy bitrhgdy to yuioi
gappty bityhdu rto yoiiu
happyy butrtday deetr ann,
happy birtjday to you!

Subject: RE: BS: Happpy Birtday Ann Widdicomb
From: GUEST,DB
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:55 AM

Dear Weelittledrummer,

Thank you for pointing out my error. I'm now off to somewhere else to count dead Tories.