BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)

Subject: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 25 - 08:54 AM

My Loving Subjects!

We attempted to post a new missive to you, but We were foiled in Our attempt by some form of Artificial Intelligence Thing. Thus, this new
epistle.

Be it known that throughout this, Our empire, Artificial Intelligence is banned and shall be punished by eternal banishment to the very lowest drain in Our oubliette. Nourishment shall consist of whatever dribble down from above. We, Who have enough trouble with Real Intelligence, shall not permit Our people from being plagued by the artificial sort.

Proclaimed this day, and those who ignore this do so at their peril.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex       ®       His mark

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Oops - that one was way too long for the current settings. Here is the link to the earlier thread ---mudelf

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Oct 25 - 03:13 PM

This subject, who doesn't even own a smartphone,
approves wholeheartedly.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: JennieG
Date: 09 Oct 25 - 04:16 PM

There is a special place in a far distant forgotten corner of the Imperial Oubliette for Artificial Intelligence and all those who sail in her.

You wish is my command, Oh Great Sire!

JennieG who has lost her handle somewhere in the depths of the Oubliette....something about Imperial Banjo Wrangling, I think? Although I think I am still the Imperial Torturer In Chief.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 Oct 25 - 03:34 AM

We, The Intoxicated, All Electric, Elasticated Accordian Ensemble,all

seventy five point nine of us, have voted to emerge from the shifty   

shadows of the down town Coconut Museum and vote for His Imperial Huge

ness,Rap for Emperor;we will not cede.

Ned:Chief Sock Gunner.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 25 - 10:34 AM

My dear fellow, what is the "vote" of which you speak? We were given the Throne by the joyous acclamation of Our subjects.

But in Our magnanimity, We name your band, The Intoxicated, All Electric, Elasticated Accordian Ensemble, an Imperial Musical Treat and give you the symbol ? to use as a sign of the authenticity of your postings.

Imperial Torturer Jennie G., you are correct on both counts and We continue to approve of your work on Our behalf.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®          His Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Oct 25 - 06:02 PM

There is a rumor that all subjects will serve as their own ICE agent.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Oct 25 - 10:18 AM

Here's the prior thread, started by Dan "olddude." I removed the last post (mine) and closed it so hopefully it is still visible, should that be necessary by any amanuenses of the Emperor.


Imperial Mudelf {Æ}

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Oct 25 - 01:32 AM

May I say that I fear that the OP is the Great Orange One, who, it appears apparent, has been graduated to unmoderated drug use.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 25 - 03:44 PM

We are NOT anything orange, Ebbie. We are the same benevolent Emperor We have always been. Some of the leaves outside are orange, some a brilliant yellow, some a firey red. But WE are not orange, nor do We even care that much for the color.

Except for those under the care of Our Imperial Torturer. She has Our permission to color them whatever she wishes. Everyone else must maintain their original colors.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex      ®   His Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Oct 25 - 09:46 PM

Besides, Mr. Orange has such gross edema and sweating that it resembles heart failure symptoms, which may require drugs stronger than mere diuretics. I am selfishly more concerned with his diminished capacity.
Mr. Orange takes a back seat to Rap, the greatest Emperor in the universe, who is on equal footing with the Overlords.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Oct 25 - 03:51 AM

OK- I give up. I give in. His benevolent lordship, the all-knowing, the all-seeing superlative Rex of us all.... Wait. What am I saying? I have lost the thread....

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 25 - 10:27 AM

We are most certainly not on the same level as those “overlords.” They are naught but mere specimens of the lowest level of life pretending to intelligence. They are the result of of the lowest level of sludge cohabitating with the unspeakably mediocre inhabitants of the planet Merryaislegogo. Overlords! Ptaf!

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex.       We cannot dignify the “overlords” with Our mark.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Oct 25 - 01:47 PM

See the NEXT DYNASTY on Netflix. The Emperor will not appear in person until episode 8, season 28.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Oct 25 - 05:35 PM

Rapiers were used in obtaining the original 9th level in the Scottish Rite. There are many connections to the society of secrets of the Masonic order and Rap the Emperor. The founding fathers of the US who shared a Masonic education, included George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, and John Hancock.
The associated secret society, the Illuminati, never gave much credit to the Overlords either.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dyn
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 25 - 10:07 AM

We are members of no “Order” and Our rapiers and sabers are first for Our Own defense and then for the defence of Our loving subjects.

We will appear at times and places of Our Own chosing.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex             Our mark and seal are undergoing cleaning

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 26 - 09:15 AM

My people! Though ye be but a serf or a jarl, know that We have returned from a tour of Our Canadian lands, and We herewith declare an Empire-wide holiday to commence as soon as possible! Naught but necessary work is to be done, unless such would cause Us some inconvenience. Prisoners in the Imperial oubliette are to receive an additional half-ration of the fermented codfish with which We returned and a half-glass of water from the rain catchment nearest them.

We are in good health but have a necessary appointment with Imperial chirugeons on Monday next.

Celebrate your Emperor!

Emperor Rapparee, the Beneficent      ®             His Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: JennieG
Date: 30 Jun 26 - 10:25 PM

Jolly good to have you back, Sire! A most auspicious day for all.

You could have stayed a bit longer, and celebrated the National Day of Canada with my Canadian rellies and friends. It is already said Day here, and I propose to raise a glass of the best Canadian maple syrup in toast this evening.

The prisoners thank you for your munificence, as do I. Sometimes a little goodie makes them easier to control for a while.

And - I have found my handle again, for which I am rejoicing!

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 26 - 09:38 AM

Imperial Torturer, We will celebrate Canada Day today with a tot of Screech Rum (Rhum is certain Provinces) given to Us by Our subjects in Newfoundland and Labrador. We shall again celebrate of July 4 and July 14 with another tots of bourbon and cognac, respectively.

We hope all is going well with the Chorus and that it will be ready to perform.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex         ®      His Mark