Song Challenge: The Nude Cleaner

Subject: Song Challenge: The Nude Cleaner
From: Flash Company
Date: 06 Jun 05 - 12:48 PM

Today's Daily Telegraph reports a novel objection to a Planning Application in Tewkesbury.
Apparently a Mrs Barengaria Fitzhamon-Davis (Honest!) has objected to a flats conversion overlooking her property on the grounds that she will be unable to do her vacuum cleaning in the nude, which is her preferred dress.
I could not quite understand her comment 'When I am cleaning in the nude I feel like Freddie Mercury', I mean, we've all felt like that but where is she going to find him in Tewkesbury on a wet afternoon?
Thre must be a song in here somewhere! Off to the wood-shed!

FC

Subject: RE: Song Challenge: The Nude Cleaner
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 06 Jun 05 - 01:18 PM

And please do not demean yourselves by using the obvious comments about the handle of the vacuum cleaner vibrating. OOPS!