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Subject: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: s6k Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:23 PM maybe we can work together and come up with something that may actually work !!!! here's one to get the ball rolling.... "Hi. My mother said to come ask you if you'd come home with me" |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST,Ogden Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:24 PM you stink less than any fat girl I know |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST,Nash Date: 10 Feb 05 - 10:36 PM said the boy with the breath from the jam in his toes |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: John on the Sunset Coast Date: 10 Feb 05 - 10:52 PM In today's Frazz comic strip, the young student found a box of Valentine cards that said "To my one and only;" there were twelve cards per box! |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: JulieF Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:15 AM Sale Romantic weekend breaks for St Valentines - Three people travel for the price of two. |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Davetnova Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:19 AM You don't sweat much for a fat lass. |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:48 AM Is this from the perspective of the vocalist or the listener? Cos I just want to hear 'Congratulations, you've won £5million on the lottery'. Mind you, I'd like to hear that any day! I don't do the vocalist bit.... load of tosh and nonsense dreamed up by people who want to sell chocolate, cards and roses at vastly inflated prices. If someone loves me, they should show it any day of the year, not just on one day when it's expected. The people I love hopefully know it every day of the year because I either tell them or I show them in other ways. And no, it's not just the defiant cry of one who has never recieved a valentine, I've had plenty... I've only ever sent one and that was when I was 11. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 11 Feb 05 - 09:40 AM Get your coat, luv, you've pulled. RtS (sweet talking b*****) |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Dave Hanson Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:01 AM One from Oz, ' Hey Sheila, fancy a fuck ?' eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: ToulouseCruise Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:23 AM "Where have you been all my nights, besides my dreams?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:37 AM "How about it?" Camilla to Charles |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: gnu Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:53 AM You know, meaningless sex does have it's place... mine. Oh, sorry, you mean "real" lines. Hmmm. Ah. Er. Wait. It's been so long. How about "realistic"?... If you want me to ante up half of my stuff, you're gonna have to learn to **** ** ****." |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: ToulouseCruise Date: 11 Feb 05 - 11:13 AM too good, gahnu! I am going to use the "has its place" line this weekend -- I'll let you know how it goes. Brian |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST,bbc at work Date: 11 Feb 05 - 11:22 AM Yes, but will you still love me tomorrow?! bbc |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Chris Green Date: 11 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Bunnahabhain Date: 11 Feb 05 - 01:07 PM I have a feeling "Yes, I miss you too, living three hours apart is not good" might be about my best, but "I was just passing the jewellers, and this caught my eye" could be useful for more people. |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 11 Feb 05 - 01:09 PM Here's ten pence, go phone your mother and tell her you won't be coming home tonight... |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Cllr Date: 11 Feb 05 - 01:12 PM I've lost my phone number would you mind lending me yours? Cllr |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST,To: Schantieman Date: 11 Feb 05 - 01:33 PM Circumnavigate, I'll be waiting. |
Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: s6k Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:12 PM good one from Cllr there i may have to use that just to see the response. "Pick a number between 1 and 10" (she or he does) UNLUCKY! take your top off |