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Subject: Here's a new wrinkle From: kendall Date: 13 Apr 11 - 04:48 PM Re: Payment Notification: We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident. He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7days. Be advised that we have made all arrangements for you to receive and confirm your funds without anymore stress, and without any further delays. All we need to confirm now is your been DEAD Or still Alive. Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not But if it happened we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE" Full Name............ Direct Telephone Number.............. Physical Address.. Occupation............... Country................. State............. Sex............ Age............... YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL. May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now. image Your Faitfully, Mr They are WRITHING to know, and they can't spell Faithfully. LOL |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Will Fly Date: 13 Apr 11 - 04:56 PM Lawdy, Lawdy - is you been dead, bro? Well, as they said in "Alice In Wonderland", the turtle and the Gryphon were taught REELING and WRITHING - by an old Tortoise (taught us)... |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: gnu Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:29 PM If I was dead, I wouldn't answer. |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: katlaughing Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:38 PM Right on gnu! |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: EBarnacle Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:48 PM He's welcome to my debts and child support payments. |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: maple_leaf_boy Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:52 PM If it was me, I'd respond by saying "Yes, I am dead." lol. |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: gnu Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:57 PM "If it was me, I'd respond by saying "Yes, I am dead."" "... but I am still playing for The Leafs." |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: GUEST,999 Date: 13 Apr 11 - 06:03 PM "Here's a new wrinkle" Found one of them on my arse this morning. |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Wesley S Date: 13 Apr 11 - 06:30 PM Shouldn't you be taking this up with: Gershon Shapiro ? |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Smokey. Date: 13 Apr 11 - 06:39 PM "Found one of them on my arse this morning." Ah, I wondered who'd got my copy of "101 Things to Do With a Webcam".. |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: kendall Date: 13 Apr 11 - 08:16 PM How about, Deceased, left no forwarding address? |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Charmion Date: 13 Apr 11 - 08:21 PM "Rumours of my decease are wildly exaggerated ...? |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: frogprince Date: 13 Apr 11 - 08:55 PM My roommate and I are both laughing ourselves sick. |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Ed T Date: 13 Apr 11 - 09:17 PM ""He is not yet dead That's what the geezer said No, he's not yet dead That man is off his head He is not yet dead So put him back in bed Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead."" |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: frogprince Date: 13 Apr 11 - 09:20 PM "BRRING OUT YER DEAD! BRRING OUT YER DEAD!" |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: kendall Date: 14 Apr 11 - 08:21 AM I don't want to go on the cart. |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 14 Apr 11 - 09:02 AM I like 'Physical Address'. As opposed to Spiritual Address? (The Nook, Paradise Way, Heaven,) |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 14 Apr 11 - 09:20 AM Look, for a fiver, one little knock on the head .... |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Becca72 Date: 14 Apr 11 - 09:53 AM After receiving multiple communications for his mother who passed away many years ago, my B-I-L finally sent one back ( I believe it was AARP) with the "Address" field filled in with the "Forest City Cemetery" and "best time to contact" listed as "prior to January 1980", which is when she died. LOL |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: kendall Date: 14 Apr 11 - 11:34 AM Problem is, no one reads the answers, all they want is confirmation that your e mail address is valid. |
Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Ed T Date: 14 Apr 11 - 08:16 PM No time travel allowed in China |
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