BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat

Subject: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 09 Feb 02 - 08:15 AM

Our flatulant house mate chris has joined mudcat may I take this oportunity to introduce chris2far to you all.....

catsPHiddle

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Jeri
Date: 09 Feb 02 - 08:23 AM

On the internet, no one can smell you fart...
Welcome chris2far!!!

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Tig
Date: 09 Feb 02 - 08:39 AM

Welcome Chris.

For heavens sake stop picking on him you two - or I'll put you to sleep until he's had some peace for a while!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 09 Feb 02 - 09:23 AM

Don't put Cat to sleep yet, she's cleaning for the first time ever....joke...can you sort summat out for 4am cos she gets back from work then and can't sleep as she's constantly on the net!! Just gone out n told me not to slag her off too much....where do I start...it is pick on housemate day!! I've just cleaned all the kitchen, yet again.....cat can't do it cos she's allergic to cleaning products....seriously.....chris just can't be bothered...typical male if you ask me. We have this deal, she does the lounge and I do the kitchen, Chris is conveniently out of the house or locked in his room when it comes to cleaning....hmmmmm, so if anyone has any washing up that needs doing at the jug gathering pass it in chris' direction!!

Chris says he's gonna kill me, I'm shaking in me boots, not...cats chuckling to herself, and chris is driving off without her.....shame, they have to go to the laundrette to do their washing, I just have to go home...c'est la vie!!

We don't mean to take the mick out of him, it's just that he's such an easy target, he's a wee bairn of 19, body hair of an ape, back side like a natural disaster, why shouldn't we take the mick.....oh yeah, he won't drive us around.

Welcome to the cat chris, even though I set it up for you......he's a bit of a slow typer, to say the least. We'll educate him in the way of the net. Might have to put a parental block on some sites though...his big bro is coming up for the weekend, and they think they'd be able to get away with certain sites....if only they knew......I maybe female, but I can deal with computers!!

Anyhoooo, welcome chris2far to our beloved cat. What have I done. this place was reasonably sane before I got Chris and Cat involved....aaaaaagggggggghhhhhh. Someone help. PS Tig...don't put a sleep lock on me this next few days as I'll be in Dublin and I fully intend on staying up all night drinking guinness and playing cracking tunes. You may need to mend my arm when I return, and my back, and my knees, and my neck....I'm going by coach and will be in extreme agony!!

TTFN, must go beat the "*($ out of chris now, just for being alive, teeheeteeheeteeheeteeheeteehee

JEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 09 Feb 02 - 11:11 AM

I am not always on the internet but I cant sleep when I get home from work and its cheap rate at time in the small hours of the morning!!!!!

Have fun in sunny Ireland Jez and I will see you when you get back...........I will be able to get near MY computer while you are away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

catsPHiddle xxx

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Cobble
Date: 09 Feb 02 - 01:47 PM

Will he be the first catter to play a whistle from out of his arse. WELCOME TO THE CAT CHRIS.

The cobble household.

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: GUEST,SharonA at the library
Date: 09 Feb 02 - 01:54 PM

Cobble says, "Will he be the first catter to play a whistle from out of his arse?" I thought Catspaw had mastered that already....

Welcome, Chris, from across the pond in Pennsylvania (home of the mighty Max)!

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: 53
Date: 09 Feb 02 - 10:42 PM

Farting is healthy, so go for it Chris.

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 10 Feb 02 - 10:44 AM

53.........please dont enourage him!!!

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Firecat
Date: 11 Feb 02 - 08:54 AM

Hi Chris! I've not met you yet, but I'm hoping to! I've heard you're not bad looking!

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 02 - 03:50 PM

53 - that makes Manitas and Micca some of the healthiest Catters around!!! I burp a lot, is that the same?

LTS

Subject: RE: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Benjamin
Date: 11 Feb 02 - 07:29 PM

Hello Chirs! Nice to have you here.

Firecat, who told you that? Is it true? Come on Jez, Cat, be honest!

Subject: RE: BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 12 Feb 02 - 12:06 AM

OK Ok Chris is not a bad looking lad......he is 6ft2ins 19years old blue eyes and brown hair with a great sense of humour. He accompanies us to the Jug (in yorkshire) for the sessions!!!

Firecat......Im sure you have met him when you came round the other week........if not I am sure you will meet him soon!!

catsPHiddle x

Subject: RE: BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 12 Feb 02 - 02:53 PM

Yeah, Benjamin, he is pretty good looking I guess, as far as 19 yr olds are concerned!! Too young for me though. Prefer them my own age!!

Firecat, behave yourself, remember how you got with Jary???? yeah, I am back from Dublin!!

He is probably the best looking catter I've met, well, I live with him, and he's probably the most flatulent catter. He could give s'paw a run for his money.

Yeah, and my whistles are not going anywhere near anyone's arse!!

Subject: RE: BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: chris2far
Date: 12 Feb 02 - 03:34 PM

i am not as flatulent as everyone makes me out to be! although i do have my moments, in the same way that JeZeBeL was the other night when she and cat woke me up when cat got in from work.this is at 4.30 in the morning.anyroad,they woke me up and JeZ proceeded to let rip an absolutely enormous fart! gandalf heard this one,as did most of the neighbourhood, and on behalf of my cat,i would like to say even by his high standards,he was disgusted!maybe i should start up another thread,flatulent housemate No.2!

Subject: RE: BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Feb 02 - 03:49 PM

Please, can you keep these messages private?

Remember that you are posting to a world wide folk and blues forum.

Messages that are only of interest to 4 or 5 people shouldn't really be here.

Thank you

Subject: RE: BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 12 Feb 02 - 04:16 PM

OK, guest, first things first, most people have seen the thread you have set up but noone will write on it as it is pointless. This may be a folk and blues forum, but we don't talk about that all the time. It is also a forum for talking to friends and having a bit of a laugh. These things can't be kept completely serious as we all need to laugh a bit in our lives. Perhaps you should try it. U never know u might like it!!

JeZeBeL.....who writes on serious music threads AND Bs threads as she is a normal person, who likes to talk to her friends and take the mick out of some of them occassionally aswell. Who also makes herself known to everyone and does not hide under the name of guest!!

Subject: RE: BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: GUEST,PaulM
Date: 12 Feb 02 - 04:27 PM

JeZeBeL,

I'm sorry if you've misundersood me. I didn't mean to be offensive, and I can certainly understand the need to have fun.

I simply question whether this is the best place to 'have a laugh' with your house mates.

People from every corner of the world come here. Some have very slow connections.

You and your friends are starting to use this place as a 'fun' message board.

I don't think that's appropriate.

There are many other, and better, places where you might do that.

As far as being a guest is concerned, I'm posting from work where cookies are disabled.

You can contact me at [e-mail] if you feel the need.

Paul

Subject: RE: BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 12 Feb 02 - 04:34 PM

I'm sorry Paul. It's not just me and my two housemates, but all the other people on here who have heard about chris. ANd we just think it's good for the world to have a laugh. at his expense. :0)

Sorry, again.

JeZeBeL xxx

Subject: RE: BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: Benjamin
Date: 12 Feb 02 - 04:42 PM

Is that really better than 5'9, 22 years old, hazel eyes, redish brown hair, doesn't know when to shut up. I also accompany people to various bars and what not (like the Liquid Lounge in Seattle) and sit in on sessions, or just see good shows (I try to avoid the bands that suck).
Just curious, do you mean 6'2 in meteric?

Subject: RE: BS: cat &jez's flatulant house mate is a cat
From: chris2far
Date: 12 Feb 02 - 04:58 PM

6'2 as in imperial measurement.1' being how much taller i am than JeZ!(almost!)