BS: Little Hawk?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 09:12 AM

"H'Angus the Monkey"... hahahaaa

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 09:44 AM

If he went to Moncton or Winnipeg, the "skeeters" could have gotten him...though I suspect his skin is thick.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 10:31 AM

He mighta gone there to meditate with the "skeeters"...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 11:03 AM

IF his skin is thick it is only due to the hundreds of hours of assiduous labor I have invested in tweaking him on every vulnerable spot, mercilessly hardening him to the thongs and arrows of outrageous fortune.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 11:09 AM

I figured it out. He went to the outhouse the other night and his good buddy Shame propped the door closed with a 2x4. Basically, he's locked in his bathroom.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 11:21 AM

Ok now all the teasing aside, where is he really ... is he ok?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 11:42 AM

olddude, Same here. When I was posting on the oil spill thread, I posted the same thing. Now we have this thread, asking the same question. Somebody must know......

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 12:06 PM

...in London - free, via Max's suitcase..?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 12:18 PM

If I had to bet he's doin' exactly what I said... I call 'um pilgrimages... I'm sure that LH has his own name fir them... I think he'll be back within a week so not to worry... Now if he ain't then...

...it's worry time... As fir now??? Turn the stereo up...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 12:25 PM

With his jones for native American tradition, does he call 'em "vision quests"?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 01:54 PM

More importantly, does wheel & axle grease get runny and drip in hot weather? I want to use up some old grease in the my grease gun on a garage door opener chain but I don't want the grease to drip on the car.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 02:45 PM

gnu, I'll stick in my oar here. I remember my father greasing up the wheels of farm wagons- I still even remember the shiny blueish tint- amazing what memory is!

Anyway, I don't remember the grease ever 'weeping'.

Now, this was, like, 60 years ago. The grease today could be even better. Or it could be worse. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 03:59 PM

Thanks Ebbie.

I can't find my tube of caliper grease. Maybe LH took it.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:02 PM

is there any truth that he really did shave his head and took off with his accordion dressed as a monk

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:23 PM

Why would he dress his accordion as a monk? Or did you typo on monkey?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:31 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:31 PM

A bad habit?!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 06:17 PM

Fret not, worry not. He will return. Like a bad penny, or the flu, or like a little hawk to its nest, he shall return. If he doesn't I can always publish his phone number and y'all can call him.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 06:20 PM

By the way and for whatever it's worth, he is actually a very, very top executive with British Petroleum, sitting at a position beyond that of Chairman of the Board. In fact, BP cannot do without him and pays him Big Buck$$$ for his advice and service to the company. Yes, our own Little Hawk is the only person in the world who knows were the keys to be Executive Washroom are.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: akenaton
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 06:23 PM

Maybe he's been "sent to Coventry"??

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 07:07 PM

Rap... "Yes, our own Little Hawk is the only person in the world who knows were the keys to be Executive Washroom are." Is that why the world has been pissed on?

ake.... hahahahaa!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 07:09 PM

By George, ake, you may be right.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 07:23 PM

Ebbie... hahahahaa too!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 10:04 PM

To Little Hawk...Where ever you are!!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: JennieG
Date: 31 Jul 10 - 12:39 AM

P'raps he's here in sunny Oz......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 31 Jul 10 - 09:02 AM

Could LH be a Senior Digambar monk, following the practice of Lord Mahavira, in Ontario's vastness... with only a peacock feather broom and a water gourd, enjoying the energy of rocks, while "wearing the environment".

I can see him now... traversing the axis mundi, gaining control over spirits to influence the 'oft harsh Canadian weather, I suspect through astral projection, traveling to upper and lower worlds.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 08:41 AM

Subject: RE: Experiences meeting 'catters ?
From: olddude - PM
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 08:27 AM

I never met anything made with Jello that I liked
and I never met a cup of coffee and a donut that I didn't like

and I hope Little Hawk gets to meet Winona Ryder someday

*************************************************************

Eloped?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 08:58 AM

Me thinks I saw him in a picture on TV this moenin' comin' outta Chelsea Clinton's weddin'... I donno??? Looked like him... Skinny with dark (prolly dyed) hair... Maybe he did a couple Dylan tunes at the party???

As fir Winona??? He way past her, folks... I think Ms. Sarah has nudged the poor gal outta LH's mind...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:31 AM

Well Bobster, I do hope it is Ms Sarah ... and granted she is a looker and I think the Hawk could fix her politics fer her ... you maybe onto somethin there bro

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:58 AM

Well, I was thinkin' that Ms. Sarah could fix LH's politics, ol'ster... *grin*...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 10:00 AM

I reckonOlddude nailed it... LH has met Winona.... hence his non-appearance here.. I guess he's too busy!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 10:43 AM

Is this here Winona Ryder any relative of Red? Maybe his wife or sister or something? Ol' LH is in big trouble iffen he's messin' around with Red's wimmenfolk.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 11:00 AM

Wonder if Winona is into Jello pits? Not everyone is like you, olddude.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Don Firth
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 08:53 PM

He was headin' for the outhouse to take a crap and got et up by the hawgs. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Genie
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:14 PM

Nah, methinks he was tryin' on one o' them there "thongs of outrageous fortune" thet Amos wuz talkin' about throwin' at him, and he got hisse'f inextricably tangled up in the durned thang.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Beer
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:53 PM

Everyone has it wrong. L/H has been hired by the Toronto Maple Leaf's hockey organization to solve the problem as to why they are the longest running team not to have won the Stanley Cup. Inside information has come to me that Little Hawk will be the majority share holder and that within 2 years the Maple Leafs will posses the prize.
Go for it L/H. It is time.
and I don't even like the Maple Leafs as I'm a Red Wing fan but it is time.
Ad.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 09:58 PM

I think he's taken a job with the Cubs, teaching them baseball.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Beer
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 10:12 PM

Ha!hahahaha!!
that is also a possibility.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 03:21 AM

I've been enjoying the theories, and thought of a good one, but then I thought; what if he's been run over by a steamroller, and is currently domiciled in a couple of wards at hospital! Hands too weak to type! He'd be SO frustrated.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 04:09 AM

Don't ride off...come back...to me!!


Sigh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 06:20 AM

Beer... Tronna? I heard he was trying to get a job as the Chicago Blackhawks Ice Crew manager.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 10:54 AM

Has anyone notified...The Mounties? Sgt. Preston et al. could find him!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 11:12 AM

Rap.... rather, Sgt. Renfrew of the Royal Mounted and his faithful dog Cuddles.

(Character played by Royal Canadian Air Farce troupe member David Broadfoot.)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 02:34 PM

The OPP have issued an APB for this man, , alias Little Hawk, alias Chongo, alias Shane McBride, alias Don McBride, reported last seen in Blind River, Ontario, Canada at a porta-potty rental company by one Feral Cheryl, described as a person of interest now being sought for questioning by the OPP Vice Squad on related matters.

Anyone encountering any of the individuals named above are asked not to approach them but are asked to to contact the OPP immediately.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 05:22 PM

You probably wouldn't want to approach them...or be downwind, or....

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 07:12 PM

Rap, the OPP are rather actively seeking Feral Cheryl... it gets lonely and cold on night shift in Northern Ontario.

Oh, and there is one officer that really wants to meet Shane. Or Chongo. He's quite "liberal".

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 08:16 PM

Could he be here?

Strange is a hamlet on the western outskirt of King City located in King Township, Ontario, Canada.


Or, could this be a clue?

TORONTO - A strange creature pulled from a northern Ontario creek, near the tiny community of Kitchenuhmaykoosib Inninuwug, near the shores of Hudson Bay, could be evidence of the elusive beast called "omagimaakos" - or "the ugly one."

A sighting of an omagimaakos is an omen of bad things to come.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: TheSnail
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 05:05 AM

I'm not sure of the significance, but the Google Ads at the top of this page at the moment are for Industrial Lubricants and Grease Nipples.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 06:03 AM

I just saw this ad.

Another omen?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 09:28 AM

Neil Young and LH both sing in Ontario...I thought that this Neil Young parody song may be important...to the LH saga?
http://neilyoungnews.thrasherswheat.org/2009/12/national-lampoons-southern-california.html