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Subject: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg Date: 22 Dec 08 - 09:55 PM I gotta post this before I forget it-- we come up with these often and then I can never remember them. Hardi was joking how funny it is that our ECHL team's slogan is "Feel the Bite," since so many players lack teeth. I responded, The Hershey Bears (AHL in PA) oughtta be: The Gummi Bears. OK-- other good names for players or teams? ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Beer Date: 23 Dec 08 - 09:32 PM I'm no good at these Susan, but i'll keep the thread running. Beer (adrienI |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Bobert Date: 23 Dec 08 - 09:42 PM Okay, I'll be the first to admit that when it comes to hockey the old sayin', "I went to a fist fight and a hockey game broke out" so how about the: Minnesota Muggers Trenton Thugs Albani Assasins New Jersey Knee Busters Detroit Discontents Pheonix Felons Sacremento Sucker Punchers Yeah, ya'll get my drift here....Ain't all that hard.... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Michael Harrison Date: 23 Dec 08 - 11:55 PM Well, it seems to me that the team from Hershey, PA should only be called: The Kisses. Cheers |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: maple_leaf_boy Date: 24 Dec 08 - 12:27 AM Another two teams to fit the theme of Bobert's post: The Calgary Hitmen of the Western Hockey League (major junior); and Woodstock Slammers, a junior team from the Maritimes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Dec 08 - 01:11 AM Checkers Puckass plays for the Boston Moronics along with Skates Freenuts and Bobby Ohmybalz, Wayne Gratepainsky, Gordie Howthehelldidmybaggetrippedoff, Blades Cuttiscok, and Maurice, The Pocket Pooler, Rackedup. Coached by Slick Zamboni they specialize in hat tricks or getting their hats blown.......one or the other. And for my money it makes no freakin' difference. Anyone who'd follow hockey would eat shit and run rabbits.........present company excepted of course ...........................................sorta' ............................................. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Jack Blandiver Date: 24 Dec 08 - 05:45 AM Is it really true that ...they rioted in the streets of Montreal when they benched Rocket Richard...* ? * From Hockey by Jane Siberry (the artist now known as Issa) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJbnpOLNqs4 |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: bobad Date: 24 Dec 08 - 07:47 AM "Is it really true that ...they rioted in the streets of Montreal when they benched Rocket Richard...* Read all about it Richard Riot |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Ed T Date: 24 Dec 08 - 08:06 AM The Thorny Skates |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg Date: 24 Dec 08 - 10:33 AM A new penalty for those guys that WILL not fight when "invited": Pussy Penalty (delay of game sub-rule) to be served in the Pussy Box. Sponsored by the "I'm Your New Bitch" line of gold lame' knickers. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: dick greenhaus Date: 24 Dec 08 - 10:51 AM And then there's the team that won both the Stanley Cup and the Lady Byng Trophy--The Toronto Makebelieves. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: gnu Date: 24 Dec 08 - 11:00 AM Don't me makin fun of the Maple Laffs. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: gnu Date: 24 Dec 08 - 11:05 AM Who knows Big Bobby Clobber? I can's seem to find any video clips of him being interviewed. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Jack Blandiver Date: 24 Dec 08 - 11:07 AM Read all about it Richard Riot Thanks for that - it's always nice to know these things! |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg Date: 24 Dec 08 - 11:31 AM Chicago Mob ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: maple_leaf_boy Date: 25 Dec 08 - 12:51 AM The movie about him is really good. Oh, ironic name: Tampa Bay "Lightning". Especially so far this season, Lightning is an ironic name when describing the way they're playing. |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Dec 08 - 11:20 AM Sincinnati Suckwads. (UHL.) Portland PoopOuts (they blow leads). ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Ed T Date: 25 Dec 08 - 12:29 PM The Ice Piques |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Ed T Date: 25 Dec 08 - 12:42 PM The gummie bears It pays me better to knock teeth out than put them in. quiote, Frank Moran |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg Date: 30 Apr 09 - 11:07 PM We really need to re-name those annual NHL awards. Here are my suggestions.... Fart Trophy: MVSBD Valvoline Trophy (Hardi's pick): Worst goaltender Morris Trophy: Best-dancing defenseman Suckey Trophy: Least-responsible (defensively) forward And the best..... wait for it.... The Bada Byng Trophy: Ungentlemanly play ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Neil D Date: 01 May 09 - 01:54 AM The Hanson Brothers |
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: 3refs Date: 01 May 09 - 07:38 AM One of the Hanson boys has a son that now plays for the Leafs!(well, golf for a while) |