BS: E-mailSCAM

Subject: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 11:45 PM

When
I'm
rich
I
will
still
speak
with
most
people.
Rec'd
via
e-mail.


Good Day
Good Day,
My name is Mrs. Sherry Armstrong. I am a dying woman who had decided to donate
what I have to a reliable individual who will act as i will instruct here. I
am 63 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago. I have been
touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband Mr.
Armstrong Limbery to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my
husbands relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds ungodly.I will be
undergoing an operation here in Malaysia, and i pray that I survive the
operation. I have decided to WILL the sum of £10,000,000 (Ten Million Great
Brithish Pounds) deposited in a secured bank in UK, to you for the good work
of the lord, the orphanage, the
needy and to help the motherless. Presently, I have informed my Doctor,
Dr.Williams Koka. about my decision in WILLING this funds to a reliable
indiviual.

You are to Contact my Doctor through his email address
([e-mail]) or with his personal phone number:
[phone],if you are interested in carrying out this task,so that the
Doctroe can
arrange and instruct you on how the funds will be release to you. I know I
have never meet you, but in other to fulfil this which borders me most and i
got your email address through my personal search on the internet, my mind
tells me to inform you about this, and I hope you act sincerely, please
contact my Doctor immediately. Be informed that I can not read emails or
receive phone calls for now. You can get any information you need from my
Doctor.He shall always give me feedback and give you my words in return.

God bless you.
Mrs.Sherry Armstrong

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 11:46 PM

I'm
RICH.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 12:13 AM

Ha. I got one also.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 12:19 AM

Damn.
Let's
split
it.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: meself
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 12:36 AM

See? It pays to be a nice guy.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 12:43 AM

Three
ways.
Hey,
try
to
keep
this
contained.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 03:34 AM

Can I get in on this? You will scarcely notice the absence of my share.

(I would hate to think that dear Sherry survives. But if she does, I hope the poor dear kept a few hundred for herself just in case she has a miraculous recovery.)

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 03:42 AM

You'll need a lawyer, the will is bound to be contested...

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 09:50 AM

My wife's a lawyer...an HONEST one AND still alive.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 10:17 AM

Strange - I got that same letter from a guy in Nigeria. They must GOOGLE Mudcat looking for good people to manage their money. They must think we are all blonde.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Wesley S
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 12:12 PM

What makes them think that folksingers know how to manage money? Is there some history of rich folksingers that I don't know about?

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: bubblyrat
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 12:20 PM

It would almost be worth paying for her/him/it to have English Language lessons, don't you agree ??

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 06:29 PM

Errr?........Naaaah!

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: number 6
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 07:46 PM

Why
are
you
talking
like
this
Peace?

b
i
L
L

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 08:58 PM

I
don't
know
but
it's
fun.
We
should
talk
like
this
more
often.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: number 6
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 09:45 PM

At
least
we
would
be
talking
to
each
other
straight
up
and
down
and
not
out
of
the
corners
of
our
mouth
.
.
.
no
spin
with
this
way
of
talking


b
i
L
L

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 10:12 PM

The machine I typed that from has a broken space bar.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: number 6
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 10:59 PM

oh

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:12 AM

OK. So far it looks like we'll have about 1.5 million each.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 08:56 PM

Check out this one. Anybody want in on it? ha ha.



Dear Beloved,

I am Mrs.Sheila Johnson from U.S.A. I am married to Mr. Harold Johnson who worked with Chevron/Texaco in Egypt for twenty years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for twenty-seven years, he died during one of the riots in Middle East. He was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region in Basra Iraq before his death we were both born again christians.Before his death we were both born again Christians.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my Matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$3.5M. (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) with a Bank in Europe. Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to sign for the release of this money or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can not come over.

Presently, I'm in a hospital in Kenya where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand and collect the Funds from the Bank.

I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.


As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of my attorney who is in Europe as he will be the one to assist you in laying claims for these funds.


Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs. Sheila Johnson

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 08:59 PM

It's now a plea from the grave. What shall we do?

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: GUEST,Ian cookieless
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 04:01 AM

"He was held hostage and slain to death" - errr, rather than slightly slain and survived?

"... before his death we were both born again christians.Before his death we were both born again Christians." - why the repeat? Oh yes, born *again*. Silly me.

"Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my Matrimonial home which the Bible is against." - no it isn't.

"Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand" - only your doctor can help with that.

"I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained." - well that's *really* likely to happen when you offer $1.5m to a complete stranger.

I think these scammers need to try harder.

Subject: RE: BS: E-mailSCAM
From: goatfell
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 04:40 AM

gie us yer money