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BS: Hey Rap

GUEST,olddude 26 Mar 12 - 11:46 AM
frogprince 26 Mar 12 - 01:41 PM
GUEST,olddude 26 Mar 12 - 01:49 PM
frogprince 26 Mar 12 - 01:51 PM
Ebbie 26 Mar 12 - 03:37 PM
gnu 26 Mar 12 - 04:39 PM
GUEST,olddude 26 Mar 12 - 04:41 PM
GUEST,olddude 26 Mar 12 - 04:44 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 12 - 04:51 PM
gnu 26 Mar 12 - 05:00 PM
artbrooks 26 Mar 12 - 05:01 PM
GUEST,olddude 26 Mar 12 - 05:14 PM
GUEST,olddude 26 Mar 12 - 05:20 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 12 - 05:37 PM
olddude 26 Mar 12 - 05:54 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 12 - 06:30 PM
Ebbie 26 Mar 12 - 07:01 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 12 - 07:17 PM
Bobert 26 Mar 12 - 08:21 PM
gnu 26 Mar 12 - 08:21 PM
olddude 26 Mar 12 - 08:47 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Mar 12 - 09:25 PM
olddude 26 Mar 12 - 10:07 PM

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Subject: BS: Hey Rap
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 11:46 AM

Ok take some old software CD's, C clamp them to a saw horse 15 yards. Now put the shot through the center hole of the CD without breaking the disk .. 4 outta 5 there is no room for error that hole is small

it is a hard shot with a handgun even though not far shot. Free hand no rest

give it a try


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 01:41 PM

Yu sayin' yu done it, olddude? Yuh, shore; a fellar can say he done lotsa things....


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 01:49 PM

put that apple on ya head froggie I will prove it tee hee


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 01:51 PM

Then agin, "I shot at thet ceedee ovuh theah, and it ain't busted, so th' bullet musta went thru thet thar hole in th' middle"...


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 03:37 PM

Dean's got a point- but the point may be on his head... :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 04:39 PM

I'll bet I could do it with #6 12ga birdshot if I squeezed the trigger real slow. Full choke, of course. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 04:41 PM

cheatin gnu, handgun only


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 04:44 PM

when you see me on next season's top shot then you can laugh :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 04:51 PM

Shucks, I generally tape 'em to string and hang them up at at 50 yards. Then I turn around, aim by using the reflection off the lens of my glasses, and shoot through the hole with my .357. It's single action, but I've done as many as five in a row in three and half seconds. It takes a few milliseconds longer on a really windy day or at night, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 05:00 PM

Dan... squeeze the trigger real slow to get ALL the shot thru the hole? I realize I was reachin pretty far fer a joke.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: artbrooks
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 05:01 PM

I just blaze away with my AK on rock and roll. Scares the crap out of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 05:14 PM

i know gnu, just teasing ya, but bring your shotgun, we can practice skeet on froggie pocket watch instead of fixing it fer him .. LOL

what I didn't tell you is I must have busted 20 out of 20 before I did that :-) that's a hard shot.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 05:20 PM

nobody ever believes me, ok I will show you the unbroken CD's :-) I am gonna try out for top shot, I wanna shoot the cannon and crossbow and the flintlock pistol. They have too much fun


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 05:37 PM

WHAT old software CDs? Can I use your old 45 rpm records? Or even your LPs instead? I won't hurt them. Or better still, place your guitar sideways and shoot the space between the strings and the wood. If you're a REALLY good shot sort of angle it and play something by just barely grazing the strings (feel free to use a cap).


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: olddude
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 05:54 PM

guitar, play a folk tune with it at the same time


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 06:30 PM

If you include beer and women you can have all of your pleasures at once.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 07:01 PM

Nah. Women are too smart for that. Much better using a toilet seat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 07:17 PM

Well, yeah, I guess old due WOULD need to shoot from a sitting position these days.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 08:21 PM

Yo, olster...

You shouldn't have left that CD clamped to the sawhorse 'cause I just went out back here in NC and put five.22 rounds thru the middle from here... Don't believe me??? Go check... Not so much as a scratch on it...

Don't mess with me...

B:~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 08:21 PM

Minds me of the old joke...

Buddy comes home and finds a guy in bed with his wife. He grabs his shotgun and says, "I am gonna blow yer nuts off." Guy pleads, "Come on, man, give me a chance." Buddy says, "Okay, swing em."


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: olddude
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 08:47 PM

You win bobster ... LOL ... great shooting too


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 09:25 PM

Why you wanna shoot through the holes in crappy CDs? You ain't gonna kill 'em like that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Rap
From: olddude
Date: 26 Mar 12 - 10:07 PM

can't stop laughing excellent point Bee


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