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BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday

GUEST,Eliza 30 Sep 12 - 05:37 AM
Pete Jennings 30 Sep 12 - 07:18 AM
Megan L 30 Sep 12 - 07:42 AM
GUEST 30 Sep 12 - 08:40 AM
Bonzo3legs 30 Sep 12 - 08:41 AM
Keith A of Hertford 30 Sep 12 - 08:51 AM
GUEST,CS 30 Sep 12 - 09:06 AM
GUEST,Eliza 30 Sep 12 - 10:13 AM
Beer 30 Sep 12 - 01:51 PM
GUEST,sturgeon 30 Sep 12 - 02:10 PM
GUEST,Eliza 30 Sep 12 - 03:00 PM
fat B****rd 30 Sep 12 - 03:06 PM
Dave Hanson 01 Oct 12 - 03:34 AM
Sandra in Sydney 01 Oct 12 - 05:47 AM
GUEST,Eliza 01 Oct 12 - 01:56 PM
GUEST,Manuel 01 Oct 12 - 03:34 PM
ChanteyLass 20 Oct 12 - 08:49 PM
Janie 20 Oct 12 - 08:52 PM
gnu 20 Oct 12 - 08:56 PM
GUEST,Big Al Whittle 21 Oct 12 - 03:24 AM
Lizzie Cornish 1 21 Oct 12 - 04:30 AM
GUEST,Eliza 21 Oct 12 - 05:53 AM
GUEST,Guest Manuel 15 Aug 26 - 02:53 AM
Backwoodsman 15 Aug 26 - 11:52 AM

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Subject: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 05:37 AM

I woke up to find an enormous spider on the wall just above my head. Then I cut my finger slicing fruit. Then a socket in the kitchen turned out to be fused. This was important because...my main present, a dishwasher, would be arriving shortly. My lovely husband killed the spider, stuck a plaster on my flowing blood, changed and rewired the socket without electrocuting himself, put all the different products in the different compartments of the thing (salt stuff, shine aid and a tablet) and the first dishwasher I've ever owned was soon humming away. Brilliant! Isn't he a gem?


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 07:18 AM

Happy dishwasher!

Pete


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Megan L
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 07:42 AM

He definately sounds like a keeper as the teenagers around me would say. The two of you deserve a silly fun day with a picnic he he here you would need to take a brolly. Make lots of happy memories my dear yesterday today and for many years to come
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 08:40 AM

Happy birthday indeed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 08:41 AM

Guest was mee Eliza, didn't realize I was not logged in!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 08:51 AM

Hope the rest of the day was lovely for you both.
keith.


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST,CS
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 09:06 AM

Ha! I second that, Happy Dishwasher! I love to cook from scratch as much aspossible, but the mess cooking from scratch makes afterwards so yucky. A dishwasher must be great!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 10:13 AM

Thank you very much everyone for your kind wishes. We did have a lovely day; my neighbours invited us round to their parents' house 2 miles away in an isolated village for a gorgeous barbecue in the evening. On the way there the full Harvest Moon was rising over their little church tower, and a flock of partridges hurried along in front of us. Makes being a year older bearable!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Beer
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 01:51 PM

Many many more Eliza.
Happy Birthday from Quebec.
Adrien


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST,sturgeon
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 02:10 PM

You got a dishwasher for your birthday?

Leave him, honey, leave him now and get the finest clitoral stimulator you can afford!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 03:00 PM

LOL sturgeon!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: fat B****rd
Date: 30 Sep 12 - 03:06 PM

A slightly belated happy birthday, Eliza. All the very best from Dunfermline.


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 03:34 AM

Belated happy birthday Eliza, but tell your old man to stop killing spiders, British housespiders are totally harmless to human beings and are good luck in a house, I've got enormous ones in my house, we get along fine.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 05:47 AM

adding to the belated birthday greetings.

keep celebrating your birthday, Eliza

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 01:56 PM

Thank you again everyone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST,Manuel
Date: 01 Oct 12 - 03:34 PM

Eliza, I hope (no, I know) this is not too late. God bless you with many more!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 08:49 PM

Belated birthday wishes! I've been away. Sorry to post so late.


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Janie
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 08:52 PM

happiest of happies, Eliza!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: gnu
Date: 20 Oct 12 - 08:56 PM

"Isn't he a gem?" Better darn well be on accounta YOU are a gem.

Happies atchya!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST,Big Al Whittle
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 03:24 AM

Happy birthday!

I guess that's the Christmas present sorted out - some Finish tablets. Gift wrapped!

I felt really sad for you the other day - I thought my swinging 60's were pretty crap, then reading your tale, the other day......

Anyway many of the happiest of happy returns!


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 04:30 AM

Happy Birthday, Eliza..and I hope you enjoy making a huge mess in the kitchen from now on, knowing you can just load it all away and press a button.. :0)



Al, you're missing the point, both Eliza and I had VERY HAPPY times back then..no pressures, just happiness and freedom...


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 21 Oct 12 - 05:53 AM

How lovely to have still more Good Wishes! Thank you all again! Lizzie's quite right you know, my childhood was absolutely idyllic, and I've often felt very blessed to have had so much fun and freedom.
The dishwasher is super and I don't know why I was so stubborn about getting one. It's true, Lizzie, you can make a huge mess and then sling it all in the machine. Great! As for the big spiders, they seem to have stopped appearing now, thank goodness.


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Subject: RE: Obit: Dudley Laufman [US](1931-2026)
From: GUEST,Guest Manuel
Date: 15 Aug 26 - 02:53 AM

Talking of obituaries, I have been away from mudcat tavern for ages and am wondering if something has happened during that time to the lovely woman originally going by the pen name Eliza. Can some kind soul assist me in this regard, please.
Guest Manuel


The last time she posted was March 26, 2016 ---mudelf


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Subject: RE: BS: Eliza's Birthday Yesterday
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 15 Aug 26 - 11:52 AM

Ten years since we last heard from Eliza! I fear something bad may have happened. If you’re out there, Elizabeth, please check in and tell us how you’re doing?


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