BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!

Subject: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 May 04 - 12:33 AM

Got a taste for wild girls and big Harleys? If so, you gotta go to this site NOW! How did I find it? I had too much time on my hands and starting typing weird things into Google and seeing what I could find. "Battling Penguins" turned up nothing but stuff about a hockey team. Boring! "Well-fed Duck" seemed promising, but led nowhere useful. "Tarbaby" resulted in a totally unexpected find...the personal site of a girl who has an ongoing love affair with Harley-Davidsons and wants to share it with the whole world.
Check it out at:

Wild Girl and Her Harleys

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: mack/misophist
Date: 06 May 04 - 09:03 AM

Some of the classic Harleies got what it takes. On the whole, though, they're over rated, over priced, too expensive to maintain, and a target for thieves. Honda rules. Never forget that bikes are about riding.

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 06 May 04 - 09:15 AM

Interesting Site L H Thanks for saring it with us.

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 May 04 - 07:50 PM

Hawk, you are fucked up. You are fucked up beyond all recognition. I looked up fucked up in the dictionary and yes, your picture is there. You may be the most fucked up, broke-dick, mamalucca on this entire planet. You are fucked up to the millionth power cubed. It is impossible for any other human being to be more fucked up than you are. You are the benchmark of fucked up. You have set the bar for fucked up and indeed have it implanted firmly and deeply up your ass. Please do not reproduce. Though you are egregiously fucked up, do not fuck up and fuck or we may all be fucked over by a progenious fuck up, the end product of your fucked up fuck.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Peace
Date: 06 May 04 - 09:55 PM

So, Spaw, what exactly are you saying?

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Peace
Date: 06 May 04 - 09:56 PM

So, uh, Spaw, like, what exactly are you saying, man?

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Peace
Date: 06 May 04 - 09:57 PM

Yeah, what he said!

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 06 May 04 - 10:12 PM

I think Tourette syndrome finally won over.

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: GUEST,Big Henry
Date: 06 May 04 - 10:44 PM

He's just pissed cos he can't get a babe like that and he's too damn fuckin' fat to ride a Harley. And lemme tell, ya, dude, that is FAT!!!! I weight 280 and I can mount a chopper, no problem. This ain't a case of Towlettes Syndrome, the man is just green with envy. I mean, look at her tattoos. Wicked!

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 May 04 - 11:09 PM

Spawk, you are too kind...

Look, man, if you want I will arrange for an introduction. I know you really dig this girl, and I am willing to help. But fer Chrissakes lose some weight first!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 May 04 - 12:46 AM

Hawk, while I may not give two shits about the tatooed lady and her Hardy-Har-Har pseudocycles, my concern for you has nothing to do with that at all.

The fact that you are sitting around entering this stuff in Google is a real problem pardner. I don't even want to think about why you entered "Battling Penguins" and the fact that you entered "Tarbaby" is both mysterious and troubling. However, both of these two pale in comparison as I ponder why anyone and for any reason would run a search on "Well Fed Duck." What information could you possibly be looking for?

Ya' need help boy. Ya' need some fulltime shrink on your case. This is even beyond the talents of our fine staff at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed as I doubt that even Neil has ever went looking for a well fed duck on the internet! This is a serious condition and my real fear is that it's genetic, in which case we are going to lop your balls off to protect society and our future generations. Regardless of anything else, I want you to know this......You're fucked up.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 04 - 11:02 AM

There's no need to lop my balls off, Spawk. I decided at age 17 to have NO children (either in or out of wedlock). I am now 55 and I still have no children. It wasn't easy...but I managed it. You have no cause for concern. Well, very little cause, anyway...I suppose it's still possible, but it ain't likely!

I entered "battling penguins" because I think penguins are funny and I thought it might turn up something good. I entered "well-fed duck" for much the same kind of reason. Don't forget that I would never have become aware recently that a giant penguin was devastating Australia (see thread) had I not typed into Google the phrase "Giant Penguin" the other day. I rest my case.

There is a precise method to my madness, Spawk. Study the Inspector Clouseau (Pink Panther) films for further insight on my method. "I never refuse the challenge!" (spoken in bad French accent)

You obviously don't realize just how much free time I have on my hands here...between seeking enlightenment and reforming society and ending the divisive system of party politics once and for all. :-)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: pussycat
Date: 07 May 04 - 11:14 AM

personally I'd have to agree with the Spaw on this one, as she's not the most attractive of ladies (I think her bike probably has more appeal!!).

Hows about you stop watching dodgy pink panther films and find a real lady to fantasise over?

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 04 - 11:20 AM

I have fantasized over many, many real ladies I can assure you, and I've gone out with some and lived with some. At this point my general feeling about it is...been there, done that.

However, I'm not saying it's not possible that I shall yet fall for another one.

I launched "tarbaby" not because I think the girl is stunningly attractive (she isn't), but merely because I was amused at having so unexpectedly found her site, and I thought it would be fun to draw other people's attention to it, and they might like the bikes.

Besides, I know that Spaw is secretly obsessed with tattooed Harley girls and it would drive him crazy. :-) He owns weimaraners, you know...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: pussycat
Date: 07 May 04 - 11:34 AM

sounds like he got rather excited when he saw them, so perhaps yer right....would being fat cause a few logistic probs? (come to think of it, what does he DO to bikes - wishes he could...).

Wonder if he really knows what it feels like to go with a real woman, and not a bike called jessie.... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 04 - 12:08 PM

Oh, he knows...

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 07 May 04 - 12:38 PM

Fear not, Little Hawk, we who have come to love and respect you in such a short time (and because the new medication works a treat) stands in awe of what you have offered us, and will undoubtedly continue to offer us here at Mudcat.

Fond regards, William Shatner (still channeling through Ellenpoly, though she tried to fight me on this one.)

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 04 - 12:47 PM

Oh! That makes my day. I am overwhelmed. I have truly made the grade. I ROCK!!! Bill likes me, he really likes me! I have achieved SHATNERIZATION!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 07 May 04 - 12:51 PM

...And always willing to share my meds.

Fondly William Shatner, (still channelling though Ellenpoly, though she's put her foot down and demanded her share of the meds.)

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 04 - 12:52 PM

Here's to the memory of Little Hawk -- A Shatner in his own mind.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 04 - 03:35 PM

Note that Shatner uses the royal "we". Quite appropriate, I think. We are holding a drumming circle in his honour tonight in Barrie, Ontario. Raptor has bought a new drum just for this occasion.

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 May 04 - 04:33 AM

when i was at art school, my boyfriend has a Harley. this site takes me right back to those bad old days..

enjoyed it, LH.

freda

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: 42
Date: 08 May 04 - 08:24 AM

methinks anyone whose vocabulary is relegated to one adjective might be missing something somewhere spaw.

I can hear LH chuckling all his way to the Shatner drum-along.

j

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 May 04 - 03:34 PM

She looks better than Little Hawk's goat--which I have never seen, incidentally.

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 May 04 - 06:21 PM

42, you miss the true beauty of the word, it's omni-dimensional character, it's ability to transcend myriad emotions for better or for worse. No other word works so well on so many different levels and as different figures of speech. An adjective, and adverb, a noun, a verb.......and you can use it in different ways in a single sentence such as: Fuck you, you fuckin' fuckhead motherfucker.

.........geeziz .......the sheer poetry of it ...............fuck .......................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 May 04 - 06:21 PM

I feel somewhat embarrassed. I checked out her Harleys many times, although I had never heard them called that before, and now I am totally flustered to find out that Harleys are motorcycles. I had a similar embarassing experience yesterday in the supermarket. I could have sworn that was a melon I was squeezing to check for ripeness. I'll have to pay more attention in future; the lady was mad as hell. Jaysus, it's a fast-changing world for this old boy.

Subject: RE: BS: Tarbaby! Wild girl and her Harleys!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 May 04 - 06:46 PM

You know, sometimes I'm surprised that you are still at large, Bruce...

Fuckin' A, Spawk!