BS: The 'W' Deck & resume

Subject: BS: The 'W' Deck & resume
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 11:35 AM

See the Resident in all of his glory, all manner of dress, and couquettish poses...check out the "W" deck and be sure to go to page 2 and read his resume at the bottom of the page!

Subject: RE: BS: The 'W' Deck & resume
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 11:37 AM

And a little more...just for "fun"


REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE - CONVENTION SCHEDULE - New York, NY

6:00 PM      Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
6:30 PM      Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM      Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM      Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM      Seminar #1 Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM      First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM      Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM      EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner.
8:00 PM      Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM      Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM      John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM      Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM      Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future
9:00 PM      Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' that Man"
9:05 PM      Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM      EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM      Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM    Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM    Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM    Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35PM    Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM    John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM    Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
10:46 PM    Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM    Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nation's economy.
11:10PM    Hilary Clinton Piñata
11:20 PM    Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous
   new cult
11:30 PM    Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
11:35 PM    Blame Clinton
11:40 PM    Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM    Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12: 00AM    Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

Subject: RE: BS: The 'W' Deck & resume
From: Billy the Bus
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 11:47 AM

I'm Bushed, by George - who's the 'Willie Woofter'

LOL to Sparky - Sam