You must leave now!!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 05:30 AM

We'd been lucky
To escape from the Big Muddy
When the Damn Fool said
Push on

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 07:04 PM

Crazy on a ship of fools,
Crazy on a ship of fools

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 07:38 AM

All of the crew were in despair
Some rushed here And some rushed there
But the captain sat in the captain's chair
And he played his ukelele as the ship went down

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 05:26 PM

Hail to the Chief ('nuff said)

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Jun 08 - 04:49 PM

....I was still breathing,
Sweet lies from a song
A saint in the evening
A leper at dawn.......

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 04:48 AM

Sweet pies for pudding
Sweet pies for tea
Oooooh you sweet pies -ah
Will sure be the death
O me

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,John O'L
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 09:15 AM

The worst pies in London, even that's polite
The worst pies in London, if you doubt it, take a bite
Is that just disgusting? You have to concede it
It's nothing but crusting, here, drink this, you'll need it

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: frogprince
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 02:02 PM

A Methodist, a Methodist, A Methodist, a Methodist,
A Mehodist 'til I die;
A Methodist, a Methodist, A Methodist, a Methodist,
Eatin' Methodist pie.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 05:36 PM

Cottleslon, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."

Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
A fish can't whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."

Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 07:58 AM

Pie jesu pie jesu
Qui tolis pecatta mundi
Donna eis requiem

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 08:04 PM

Jesus Christ, I'm nearly forty!
My pubic hair is going grey.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 26 Sep 08 - 06:11 AM

And all that they had to say
Concerning Little Jane
She's not able forty gallop
O'er the ground, fal de-day o

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 09:36 PM

Here we come on the run,
With a burger on a bun
And a dab of coleslaw on the side

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 06:28 AM

Teacher, dear teacher
Do you know whit I have done
My pastry's fell into Loch Lomand
Will ye give me another wee bun

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 09:57 PM

Hey, man!
What's the plan?
What was that you said?
Suntanned,
Drink in hand,
Lying there in bed.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: John O'L
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 11:20 PM

Rolly Poly Fat Man
Thunder down the hall
On your way to breakfast
You got to have it all

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 06:08 AM

The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 10:12 PM

Monday, Monday
(bah bah... bah bah bahbah)

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 06:50 AM

we are poor little lambs
wot have gawn astray
bah bah bah

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 09:36 PM

Thankyaverymuch
Thankyaverymuch
That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 06:20 AM

I'll be nice to your mother
I'll come over all la di dah
Although she always
Gets up my nose
I love you very much

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 18 Dec 08 - 08:40 AM

Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like Mama's homemade dress
Papa's bankbook wasn't big enough

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 19 Dec 08 - 06:55 AM

he's a man who's headed for his doom
he's a damn sight worse than Alec Hume
he takes orders from the banks
at Monte Carlo

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 19 Dec 08 - 10:00 AM

Down on the banks of the old Bandero
Runs a barefoot child
Taking Sunday go to meetings,shortcuts
Out across those open fields,
All down those dusty miles

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 19 Dec 08 - 10:08 AM

and there's nothin' short o' dyin'
half as lonesome as the sound
of the sleepin' City sidewalk
Sunday mornin'
comin' down

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 09:17 AM

O are ye sleepin Maggie
O are ye sleepin Maggie
And as the wind began tae howl
The rain came lashin oe'er
The Warlock's Craggie

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 01:24 PM

two riders were approachin'
and the wind begin to howl

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 17 Jan 09 - 07:15 AM

My age is approaching sixty three, he said
Thus you have age and I the beauty, she said

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 02:59 PM

Give me your answer fill in a form
mine forever more
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 04:58 PM

And it's three score and ten
Boys and men were lost from Grimsby town

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 06:44 AM

Although ma knees were shaking
I worked wi Grim Resolve
That clamp stood like a mast
Aboon the swan necked valve

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 06:57 AM

I only just got here
And I am shown to the door
Wish I'd known what this thread
Was all about before

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,bigrickpa
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 05:34 PM

spread that window baby, i can ease out sumpthin slow

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 07:32 AM

And as Mary was sleepin
Her true love came creepin
Into her bedchamber, so slow
Saying rise up lovely Mary
For I am the ghost of your Willie O

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,DannyC
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 01:08 PM

Cryin' you have had a cruel mother, Willie,
an' I have had another,
an' now we'll sleep in the Clyde Water
like sister an' like brother.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 10:23 PM

And some say they've watched as she's lain with the sea,
And some say she's wed tae the river.
But she'll ne'er be a bride
Tae Calvin nor Clyde
While others hae kisses to give her...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 25 Aug 09 - 01:19 PM

mrs McGuire peed in the fire

the fire wis too hot she peed in the pot

the pot wis too wide she peed in the Clyde

and a the wee fishes swam up her backside

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Sookite
Date: 25 Aug 09 - 04:57 PM

You know something is happening here, but you don't know what it is....do you, Mr. Jones

DG

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 03:35 AM

Meeeeee.. and... Missus... Missus Jones!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 16 Dec 09 - 09:01 PM

O Sally Sally Jones We all did love her bones

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 08:10 PM

Oh the bones, oh the bones, oh the jee-umping bones.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 04:55 AM

and while Boney commanded the Prussians
he swore they'd win the day

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 24 Mar 10 - 05:14 PM

When Boney commanded his army to stand
He leveled his cannon all over the land
He leveled his cannon his victory to gain
And he slew my light horseman on the way coming hame...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 25 Apr 10 - 12:38 AM

Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they are forever banned?

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Apr 10 - 06:55 PM

He danced with the girl with the strawberry curl,
and the BAND played on.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Apr 10 - 12:40 PM

The toy tin soldier brass band plays
Sunday morning songs of praise
But all I hear is Purple Haze
Up on the old band stand.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 09 May 10 - 07:29 PM

I am stuck on Band-Aid coz Band-Aid stuck on me.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 May 10 - 11:45 AM

This thread is just insane enough to deserve 3500 posts... nudge, nudge

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 May 10 - 01:17 PM

The night watchman clicks his flash light
And asks himself if it's him or them that's insane.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 May 10 - 01:19 PM

Ah, what the heck. 3500