You must leave now!!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: frogprince
Date: 10 May 10 - 03:35 PM

Going way back, Metchosin and I were largely to blame for perpetuating this for quite a while. Hey, Susan, it's still rolling on!.
               Dean

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 04:48 AM

Hey Susan, come to me
Just forget his straggly locks o hair

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 16 Jul 10 - 10:28 AM

And the sign said "Long haired freaky people need not apply"
So I stuffed my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask them why

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 16 Jul 10 - 12:33 PM

I'm gonna grow my hair down to my feet so strange
Till I look like a walking mountain range

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Jan 11 - 03:21 PM

Billy was a mountain
Ethel was a tree, growing off of his shoulder

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 28 Jan 11 - 07:20 AM

Then I carried along a corridor until I came to a table
On it was a bottle that said 'drink me', so I did

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: gnu
Date: 13 Feb 11 - 05:24 PM

She turned and looked at me in white innocence
and with the clearest eyes of forever grey

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 01 Mar 11 - 10:32 AM

ah fare ye weel says Mary
she was innocent and fair

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 01 Mar 11 - 10:40 AM

Then I climbed on the back of a giant albatross
Which flew through a crack in the clouds

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 23 Sep 11 - 12:27 PM

He's homeward bound this evening, and with me he will stay
Go get a move on sailor jack, get cracking on your way

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: gnu
Date: 23 Sep 11 - 02:53 PM

He don't move and he don't flnch.
Clyde he don't move an inch.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 04:33 AM

So we tanned his hide
When he died, Clyde
And that's him...
Hanging on the shed.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 07:02 PM

I be hanging in the shed.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 09:23 PM

Dang me, dang me,
They oughtta take a rope and hang me

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,eldergirl
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 11:24 AM

An I hates 'em, one and all, God damn their eyes!!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 19 May 22 - 01:24 PM

A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 May 22 - 06:14 PM

if it isn't the reprobate Khandu who started
the Mother of All BS Threads a long time ago.
That thread got so long
they had to start a new MOAB.

and they call ME a refreshatrix.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 May 22 - 05:16 AM

It seems so long ago
Nancy was alone

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 May 22 - 09:57 AM

Now if Khandu could only refresh the original MOAB. It has been under repair for years.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 20 May 22 - 10:30 AM

"Long ago, but not so very long ago,
The world was different, oh yes, it was..."

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 May 22 - 12:29 PM

then a beautiful thing happened
And we were one
And all the world was
A beautiful face to be lost in


(Just now discovered that those were the real lyrics.
I've only listened to the song for over fifty years.
What I believed the words were,
belongs on a Mondegreen thread.)

Sorry, I have nothing else to contribute,
but it would be a pity to let this silly thread go down with the setting sun.
In times like these, a little silliness goes a long way towards lightening things up.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 23 May 22 - 02:00 PM

You're everything I hoped for
Everything I need
You are so beautiful to me...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Stanron
Date: 23 May 22 - 02:07 PM

On the other hand;

I can't use ya cos your feets too big.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 May 22 - 02:46 PM

On the gripping hand...

Every day at 4:00 I wash my friggin' head.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 May 22 - 08:48 PM

Yakety Yak
Don't talk back

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 May 22 - 03:50 PM

Hummingbird, don't fly away, fly away, DON'T fly away,
don't fly away
don't fly away
don't fly awaaaaaay ..........


{that's such a pretty bit of music)

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 05 Jun 22 - 09:46 AM

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what Spring us like
On Jupiter or Mars

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Jun 22 - 06:57 PM

look for the
! Bare Necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife . . .

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Jun 22 - 07:53 PM

We may never pass this way again.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 22 - 03:41 PM

We were riding back to have ourselves a party
To celebrate the robbing of the train
We were talking kind of low and easy
'Bout not having to go out soon again.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jun 22 - 07:01 AM

Pore Jud is Daid a candle lights his haid!
He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice
He looks like he's asleep,
It's a shame that he won't keep
But it's summer and we're running out of ice.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Jun 22 - 06:50 PM

Milk the cows of gladness, before they all run dry.
Search the rim of madness, before you lean and sigh.
Feed the hay of havoc to the mouths that starve for such,
And milk the cows of gladness with a firm and gentle touch.

Churn the butter of happiness,
Milk the cows of gladness,
Put them out to pasture beneath the olive trees,
So they might feed and flourish in abundance,
And you and I may live.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 03 Nov 24 - 10:41 AM

Give me some milk or else go home.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 03 Nov 24 - 11:41 AM

And it's milk! Milk! Milk!
That makes your skin like silk
On the farm, on the farm
And it's milk! Milk! Milk!
That makes your skin like silk
On the Leland Stanford, Jr. farm

Mine eyes are dim, I cannot see-ee-ee
I have (!) not (!) brought my specs with me!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Thompson
Date: 04 Nov 24 - 05:56 AM

Misty moisty was the morn
Chilly was the weather
When I met an old man
Dressed all in leather
Dressed all in leather
Against the wind and rain
With a how-do-you-do, and a how-do-you-do and a how-do-you-do again.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Nov 24 - 06:17 AM

And the waitress said
Eggs and saugage and a side of toast
Coffee and a roll,hash browns over easy
Chile in a bowl with burgers and fries
What kind of pie?

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Nov 24 - 09:05 AM

May your telomeres grow long
and your money procreate

Flat earthers only fear
sphere itself

As mites went up
tights came down

upside down frowns
on inverted clowns
are painted smiles
for the beguiled.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Thompson
Date: 06 Nov 24 - 05:03 AM

This mourning morning
In sad sojourning,
I fear the dawning
Of a time of fear,

With recollection
And sad reflection
I know the planet's
Death is near…

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Nov 24 - 06:41 PM

That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid
… Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs
Don't mis-serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter
With a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the Furies breathing down your neck
… Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
… It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
… Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline
… It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
I feel fine (I feel fine)
… It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
… The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right
… It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
… It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
… It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
… It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: robomatic
Date: 08 Nov 24 - 01:28 PM

lear jet swat team
on a midnight run
with the m16
and the ingram gun
we parachute in
we parachute out
death from above
we're screaming now

where the pay is good
and the risk is high
it's understood
we'll do or die
stun gun in hand
where the gun is law
from oovamboland
to nicaragua
strength and muscle and jungle work

three young men
in a russian truck
with a little mac 10
sent em running to the huts
these few young men
the few who dare
to battle in hell
le mercenaire
strength and muscle and jungle work

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Nov 24 - 10:45 AM

I miss John Lennon.



one-two-three-four!
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout
Trumpism, racism, manism, trasnsism, fascism, illegalism
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
Hit it
C'mon, ev'rybody's talking about
Rabbis, ministers, Bannonites and Cannonites
Bishops and Pedos and Muslims who terrorize and bye-bye, bye-byes
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
Let me tell you now
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout
Insurrection, revolution, masturbation, flagellation, regulation,
Shit hole nations, congratulations
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout
Don and junior, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Tommy Copper, Tucker Carlson,
Rupurt Murdoch, Palmer's cock, Adolf Hitler, Stephen Miller, White killers
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a glance

All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance
All we are saying is give hate a chance

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Nov 24 - 11:26 AM

song by Captain Max Buzzkill

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 14 Nov 24 - 11:00 AM

Accompanied by an 88-stringed guitar:

Oh, the white folks hate the black folks
And the black folks hate the white folks
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule

But during National Brotherhood Week
National Brotherhood Week
Lena Home and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek
It's fun to eulogize
The people you despise
As long as you don't let 'em in your school

Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks
And the rich folks hate the poor folks
All of my folks hate all of your folks
It's American as apple pie

But during National Brotherhood Week
National Brotherhood Week
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans 'cause it's very chic
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can't stand
You can tolerate him if you try

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics
And the Catholics hate the Protestants
And the Hindus hate the Moslems
And everybody hates the Jews

But during National Brotherhood Week
National Brotherhood Week
It's National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you
It's only for a week, so have no fear
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 14 Nov 24 - 04:13 PM

That'd go well with a banjo or a uke, Mrrzy. Sadly (or happily for everybody else), I can't update the topical references.