BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.

Subject: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Peter T.
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 04:25 PM

So, O.K. the Prom is wearing down, but there are still places to go, with some dancing, and your parents went to sleep in the living room some time ago, so you have a few hours anyway.... The Mudcat Malt Shop/Drive-In/Bar & Grill is still open....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: MMario
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 04:38 PM

*a questionable looking personage in peasant clothes and clutching a tankard falls through "The Door" and onto the floor. In painful whispers he speaks...caffiene...must have caffiene...*

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Peter T.
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 04:42 PM

Ah, MMario, rather you should check out Barky's dress...yours, Peter T.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: GUEST,TTCM
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 04:44 PM

....Yet, more polluk...




TTCM
--the other Mudcat clique--

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Peter T.
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 04:51 PM

Punches up on jukebox: "A BAAD little boy moved into our neighbourhood." Just what every prom needs -- hoods!!! (fingers snap)....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: MMario
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 04:57 PM

and confined to well marked threads, ye blasted cretin! YOU, whoever you are, are PERSONALLY the cause of a great deal of off topic "conversations" - and while decrying the off topic and senseless posts continue to make them yourself, not only in the musical threads, but also in the BS threads, which you claim to despise. at least those of us who bullshit sign our names AND admit we are bullshitters. YOU masquerade as the conscious of the "silent majority" and commit hypocrisy with every post.

I feel much better now. Please proceed with the thread...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: GUEST,TTCM
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 05:03 PM

...and your point MMario?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 05:04 PM

Aye,Dave walks up to the bar and grill and asks Peter T fer a cup of hot coffee.. Hoods give ye trouble skipper Peter? I'll chuck em out, just say the word. Anyone looking fer a kick in the arse I'll oblige ye, the mood i'm in they won't be able to sit down fer a month Peter. Aye, nice place fer the young ones to hang out in. I'm ashore and appreciate a nice friendly place to hang around in till the pubs open again.One fer me mate Mario he looks done in. Shuffles off to a corner table and puts the extra coffee in front of Mario and gently steers the shaking hand toward the mug.. There ye go Mario mate, too much bloody punch last night..he he he.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Peter T.
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 05:06 PM

We were speaking of Barky's dress. Now while it isn't exactly Wyowoman in her bubble wrap (but then what is...?), it seems to have captured Mbo's attention (but then what doesn't...?). Have a drink, MMario.
yours, Peter T.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: MMario
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 05:12 PM

I could use a few drinks guys. Thanks. sorry about the outburst, but sanctimonious hypocrites bug me. At least with bullshitters you know where you stand. And from what I've seen, I prefer the shite....and MUCH prefer those who have had the honesty to stand up and say, OVER THEIR OWN NAMES that they dislike the BS, and then PRACTICE what they preach. I like the tangents, and admit it. I try to confine my off the wall remarks to appropriate threads, such as the tavern. To heck with it.

hey, I saw Mbo in action, I'm not sure he should be let anywhere NEAR Barky!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 05:12 PM

Aye, verily, Peter! Barky's dress sure is a knockout, but that smile of hers is what really kills me! Talk about driving the cold winter away!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: SingsIrish Songs
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 05:59 PM

Bummer! I missed the Prom!!! I was too busy snogging (yes! just snogging) in the parking lot........not saying with whom. Heard the Prom was lots of fun, though!

Now I think I will have a rootbeer float....need to cool off a bit........

giggling like a teenager....

Mary Kate

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Barky
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 06:04 PM

*Barky enters stage left, now out of her prom dress, and in her little outfit that she wore at her 15th birthday party* Hi guys! So.... whatcha doin'?

~Barky

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 06:06 PM

Hey Barky! Not much, I'm afraid...just chillin'...but I'm sure Praise or Big Mick or Spaw will drop by and liven things up!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Barky
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 06:07 PM

Anyone wanna dance? My toes are tinglin' with dancin' fever!

~Barky

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 06:12 PM

Well, I don't see no other volunteers! Let me drop a nickel (!) in the Wulitzer..punch up B2--"Quarter to Nine"...let's jive!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 06:49 PM

"What'll ya have, hon? The special?"

"No," sez Praise, "Just a coffeshake and jukebox change-- Tom Waits while I wait for Hardiman to join me."

HEY--- Are alla you guys sayin' grace before you dig inta those burgers??!!!!

Mbo, c'mon over, and I'll tell you all about our daughterling and getcha some fries too...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 06:53 PM

What about the daughterling? Yeah...I like my fries with BBQ sauce...

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Micca
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 06:54 PM

"Naw for preference it has to be The Rolling Stones "the last time"" this comes from a short kilted , bearded man at the door, "wanna Jive, Barky? or dont ya do contact dancing?" and he whisks her around and spins her in the centre of the room, kilt rising up on the swirls.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 07:12 PM

Watch out girls! He's a Traditionalist!

Well I told you once and I told you twice
You never listen to my advice
You don't try very hard to please me
For what you know it should be easy

Well this could be the last time
This could be the last time
Maybe the last time I don't
Oh no Oh no

Well I'm sorry girl but I can't stay
Feelin' like I do today
Theres too much pain and too much sorrow
Guess I'll feel the same tomorrow

Well I told you once and I told you twice
Some will have to pay the price
Heres a chance to change your mind
Cause I'll be gone a long, long time

This could be the last time
No No No


--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 07:14 PM

Waitress, that'll be two fries here-- one with BBQ, one with vinegar...

Mbo, (whisper whisper whsiper) blonde (whisper) like an angel (whisper whisper) boyfriend (whisper) plans on waiting till m(whisper whisper)..... and cute too! (whisper whisper) deadeye daddy (whisper whisper) shotgun (whisper) .357 (whisper whisper) intentions? (whisper whisper)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 07:20 PM

Praise, (whisper whisper)me to fill out(whisper whisper) form (whisper whisper) safe side?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Dulci46
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 08:13 PM

At the risk of sounding like a parent showing at the Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar etc. (And we all know parents must be present at proms and post-proms.) After reading this entire thread I think this is make believe. Is that right? ( I'm fairly new never looked at one of these threads before) Really enjoyed this one.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Barky
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 09:00 PM

*pssst... Dulci... Don't tell anyone I told you this, but it is make-believe* Yup, yup yup, It's all real Dulci... *just kidding... HEY! Praise, you weren't supposed to hear this whisper! Getoudahere!*

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 09:29 PM

Real as this wooden nickle I put in the Jukebox! Yessir!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Caitrin
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 09:31 PM

All make-believe, Dulci-darlin'. The best M'cat Makebelieve, though, in my personal opinion, is The Mudcat Jukejoint. What drama! : )
And MMario, I quite agree. If someone must share his or her opinion, he or she should be willing to admit to said opinion. Anything less is cowardice. Might I also mention that I'm very sorry I missed the Ren Faire? I love such things, and would've loved to see you. Unfortunately, my parents felt that I had a little to much schoolwork to be able to go. *sigh*

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 09:38 PM

Ah, such is life Caitrin! But soon you'll be out by yourself, free to do what you want, and when...or you can be a stick in the mud like me! HA HA! Get the scholarship first, then have fun! Goodness know my fun is JUST beginning! Uh-oh...the Wurlitzer didn't seem to accept the wooden nickel...

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 10:24 PM

Well, I fell asleep and missed the whole darn prom. Must have been the spiked punch. I did finally find my lobster... only NOW HE'S MISSING BOTH CLAWS! Whoever did this had better fess up! Then again...this may not be my lobster at all. Might be a Crawfish.

I'd like a large rootbeer float, please. Great for the post-Prom blues.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: MMario
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 11:26 PM

*butter dripping from his mouth*

a lobster missing his claws!? How could that have happenned?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: ceitagh
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 11:35 PM

Your lobster is missing his claws!!!!??? Both of them!!??? Aaaaaaawwwwwww, that means there's none left for me. You wouldn't consider cooking the rest of him, LEJ, wouldja? The prom is over, and i've worked up an appetite with all that dancing!

ceit

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 11:38 PM

Don't worry Ceit...we'll just get Kendall to catch you some more! Now where's that old salt when you need him?

Um...Mario...did you remember to take the rubber bands of the claws before you devoured them...?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: MMario
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 11:39 PM

caitrin - sorry you didn't make it as well. I think Mbo had fun....I know the wenches did....*eg*, and it was really great for me to have him show. MudCat and faire in one weekend....though I missed the prom again. That's twice in one lifetime....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Mar 00 - 11:43 PM

YOU!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Mar 00 - 12:02 AM

CRAWDADS....DID YOU SAY CRAWDADS LEEJ???

Man I could go for some good ones done up Cajun style....suckin' out the heads and all........Let's get aboard the "Albert Hansell" and take us a river cruise down to New Orleans!!!! Just click them CRAWDADS above.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Mar 00 - 01:09 AM

Mbo, I just gotta hot tip Biskit's on the way over to pick up these (whisper whisper)kers..... Hurry, stash 'em for me in your guirar case... yeah.... OK, thanks man!

Where were we? Oh yeah. Well you see (whisper whisper) and then (whisper whisper) but actually she (whisper whisper) and if you (whisper whisper) or on the other hand (whisper whisper) no she's (whisper whisper) well maybe you could (whisper whisper) or (whisper whisper)-- Yeah!

Exactly!

~S~

Oh, and can I get a ride home from somebody? Hardiman beeped me, he needs help at home and can't drive with his hurt ankle-- anybody? It's only to N. Central PA? Huh guys? I'll sing while you drive and everything-- yeah I got the Therapeutic Claves here too, I can play those....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Peter T.
Date: 29 Mar 00 - 08:59 PM

Boy, this place really emptied out. Oh, well, quiet is nice too.... yours, Peter T.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Post-Prom Malt Shop/Bar/etc.
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Mar 00 - 09:11 PM

Word up, Pete. The action is now on the Riverboat thread. Get chooglin'.