BS: Misread Threads

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:03 AM

I keep seeing that one as 'So how do I Linus', and have a picture in my head of that boy from the Peanuts cartoons, with a bemused expression....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:09 AM

Keep hold of your blanket Liz.

There's also a BS thread about rabbits supporting Bush!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:48 AM

THE ERECTION -- your thoughts.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:58 AM

Shooting Blacks

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:05 AM

We also have "The South will Rise again" !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Micca
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:44 AM

I just got a Misread thread and "Thread name game" together!!
it went
My wood should be in soon
National Celibacy day in the USA
Should Bush be Impaled?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:50 AM

Bush won't be impaled if the Celibacy day comes about.

Pity.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Micca
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:22 PM

"How to keep squirrels out of Attic"
Sorry I misread this as "How to keep squirrels out of Office!!!" Don't vote for Him!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:56 PM

"How to keep squirrels out of Attic"
makes me think that is an american expression similar to keeping bats out of one's belfrey....

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 03:07 PM

Musicians you wish you'd live to see.

What's an elbow?

A stinking ship?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 09:56 PM

I must be getting tired,
I contributed to "When Do You Deteriorate"
and then saw "When Do You Decorate"
I thought I had a Miread thread there!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:10 PM

Oh, dear.

"What constitutes bad pot?"

"Muppet in hell."

"A tree falls on America."

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:11 PM

And just now:

"New Nightbird shite."

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:12 PM

HAHAHAHAHA... *ahem*

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 11:05 PM

LOL Actually, I have several times read it as 'New Nightbird Silo'.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM

'Mudcat Singles' - why is there no thread about MudcatLPs & CDs?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Crystal
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:35 AM

I misread the title of this thread (it is ironic in a wierd way!) and was wondering why a thread titled "Musical Threads" was in the BS section!
Dyslexia, it is great!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 09:50 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 05 - 08:38 PM

Well, it continues:

Burning a fiddle
Whata ya got?
Washing the car........

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 07:28 AM

What snog do you want at your funeral?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: PoppaGator
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 05:51 PM

I don't always misread "Hull" as "Hell," but for some reason I ALWAYS misread "Muppet in Hull" as "Muppet in Hell."

Why?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 05 - 05:21 PM

's okay, I just read a thread title as "More Sperm".

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Jan 05 - 07:21 PM

I keep on seeing all these 'Salami Relief' threads....

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:15 PM

I keep reading

"BS: Uncle primatism-on the decline!"

as

"BS: Uncle priapism-on the decline!"

I'm an uncle....

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Layah
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:43 PM

I keep reading "mudcatters supporting murder" as "mudcatters sporting murder"

This is a great thread, as then people can share their ideas for bastard threads without actually making them. Glad it got refreshed.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 03:01 PM

Unsolicitated farts - how to stop them?

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:44 AM

Combining two that were next to each other --

Michael Jackson finds Walmart.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Wolfgang
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 01:56 PM

This thread may be useful for those trying to find homophones (or other parodies) to actual thread titles. No need to start a thread for a play of words, just write your idea in here:

Must slim in toll errands.

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 02:13 PM

Thanks for the belly laugh. It's been a quiet morning.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 03:35 PM

Catholic Priest clears his throat
Catholic Priest bares his chest
BS: why do you last so long
I hate to brag - finding a comfortable one!
BS: How often do you battle?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 04:30 PM

Boob Snogs (Book Snobs)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 04:59 PM

I've read that one as

Boob snobs

several times.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 07:02 PM

Do You Deteriorate for Halloween?
(Do You Decorate for Halloween?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:19 PM

Who did your ex do after you?
(What did your ex do after you ? )

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:11 PM

Snap!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:15 PM

Woodward blows Scooter


Oh, wait.... That's what it says.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 11:42 PM

The Meaning of Thanksgiving... Repent
(The Meaning of Thanksgiving... Reprint)

Repent overstuffing, I mean.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 12:02 PM

Secret Santa Claus goes nuclear.


Really. That's the way I just read it.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 01:16 PM

The right to attack -- what a gal!!

(Yes, I really read it that way.)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 02:02 PM

And I keep seeing "I Have Three Sets of Tits".

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: terrier
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 06:36 PM

I've only just seen this topic. I thought it was only me just needing new glasses. I've just read 'Pinocchio Dies'. I thought, thats really sad.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 07 - 06:50 PM

BS: If You Could Murder One Mudcatter-Who?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 09:24 AM

BS: Nuclear weapon use in mid-East Ohio.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 10:13 AM

Put another tickle in...

(actually Put another nickle in... )

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 04:24 PM

Are Zodiac suits single or double-breasted? And, are Best Western songs about the motel chain here in the U.S.? Why not Motel 6 songs? After all, they leave the light on for you.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 04:36 PM

Rapaire , you may be more lysdexic than I.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 10:34 PM

the lack of virility at video chains...

?W?T?F?

Oh!-- the lack of variety at video chains...

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 10:52 PM

When's Britain coming into the utero?

When indeed-- Probably not until:
When's Britain coming into the euro?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 04:30 PM

Maliki doesn't want more U.S. troops
10 Worst Mistakes by US Presidents
War protestors

Add these three and you get a misread thread name game.

Maliki doesn't want more U.S. Presidents: War protestors


US pres could be lil Bushies, or cash. Large denominations are
sometimes called "presidents' because they have prez pix on 'em.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 05:31 PM

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