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BS: Misread Threads

wysiwyg 21 Nov 10 - 12:18 PM
wysiwyg 20 Dec 10 - 09:34 AM
wysiwyg 09 Mar 11 - 08:29 PM
wysiwyg 24 Mar 11 - 07:21 PM
Rapparee 24 Mar 11 - 08:27 PM
wysiwyg 07 Apr 11 - 07:05 PM
Rapparee 08 Apr 11 - 06:19 PM
wysiwyg 30 Apr 11 - 10:56 AM
BrooklynJay 30 Apr 11 - 01:31 PM
wysiwyg 25 May 11 - 10:13 PM
wysiwyg 26 May 11 - 10:12 AM
Donuel 26 May 11 - 01:18 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 26 May 11 - 01:33 PM
wysiwyg 29 May 11 - 11:10 PM
MGM·Lion 30 May 11 - 09:19 AM
Rapparee 30 May 11 - 03:53 PM
GUEST,Peter Laban 31 May 11 - 12:51 PM
wysiwyg 31 May 11 - 01:58 PM
Rapparee 31 May 11 - 10:36 PM
GUEST,Patsy 01 Jun 11 - 06:50 AM
Donuel 01 Jun 11 - 07:02 AM
GUEST,Alan Whittle 02 Jun 11 - 06:01 AM
GUEST,Patsy 02 Jun 11 - 09:04 AM
Rapparee 14 Jun 11 - 10:49 AM
wysiwyg 30 Jun 11 - 09:11 AM
GUEST,Grishka 30 Jun 11 - 11:50 AM
wysiwyg 11 Sep 11 - 07:55 AM
frogprince 03 Nov 11 - 08:02 PM
Rapparee 04 Nov 11 - 07:04 PM
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Rapparee 18 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM
wysiwyg 15 Jan 12 - 10:56 AM
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Rapparee 05 Aug 14 - 04:01 PM
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gnu 05 Aug 14 - 07:41 PM
wysiwyg 30 Sep 14 - 09:26 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Nov 10 - 12:18 PM

BS: We've never Told you so!

(BS: We've never had it so good. Told you so!)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 09:34 AM

Hubby traveling in wintry weather for ministry, so:

Advent Weather Event Cancellations         


(Adverse Weather Event Cancellations /Obit: Don Van Vliet (Captain Beefheart) 1941-2010

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Mar 11 - 08:29 PM

Why would you sing Peggy and the Soldier?

(Would you sing Peggy and the Soldier)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 07:21 PM

BS: Where do all the penises go?
(BS: Where do all the pens go?)

Silly, everyone knows they went to the Pen Ilends. Or, "everyone knows they went to Pen Island."

~Susan-on-son's-puder


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 08:27 PM

BS: Fired for not believing in Italy

instead of

BS: Fired for not believing in hell

Don't ask, because I don't know why I read it that way. I've never even BEEN to Italy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Apr 11 - 07:05 PM

BS: If you talk to your pants, ......

(BS: If you talk to your plants, ......)


I'd have opened THAT one!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 11 - 06:19 PM

BS: Chemtrails Contrails & Entrails

(BS: Chemtrails Contrails & Entails)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 10:56 AM

Any comic book readers here ?         
Bullock Smithy         
Stan Lee songs

Both a namegame and a misread threads group-- cuz it's actually Stan GEE songs.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 01:31 PM

BS: Polio season starts May 1

(BS: Polo season starts May 1)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 May 11 - 10:13 PM

BS: The Rapture: ... Mudville Style...

(BS: The Rapture: Saturday May 21st 2011/BS: 'The Dozens'.. Mudville Style...

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 May 11 - 10:12 AM

My first white attempt

(My first website attempt)

(I had just been doing some anti-racism correspondence about reparations, but no-- it was too good to be true!)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 May 11 - 01:18 PM

Why should anyone mis read threads?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 26 May 11 - 01:33 PM

That explains it!!..now I feel better!!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 May 11 - 11:10 PM

Lyr Req: The Loo Song from that scene in Jaws


(Lyr Req: song from that scene in Jaws/Lyr Req: The Loo Song (from The Corries)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 30 May 11 - 09:19 AM

Here are two recent candidates ~~

Perversion of U.S. Constitution & Values

Spanking new Nigerian Scam


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 May 11 - 03:53 PM

BS: How can DNA terrorize a person?

(BS: How can DNA convict a person?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Peter Laban
Date: 31 May 11 - 12:51 PM

gun has to quit smoking


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 May 11 - 01:58 PM

LOLOLOLOL>>>>>..........

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 11 - 10:36 PM

BS: 1 in 10 Mudcatters are delicious.

(BS: 1 in 10 Mudcatters are dyslexic.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 01 Jun 11 - 06:50 AM

It's quite easy to misread a thread, no glasses, screen glare, migraine, hangover......


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jun 11 - 07:02 AM

Dr, Who truths about Fox gettin unrine smell outta carpet studying memorial day stories in Guam


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 02 Jun 11 - 06:01 AM

Lyric reqd: I shall not piss this way again (Rod McKuen)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 02 Jun 11 - 09:04 AM

Misread Threats!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 11 - 10:49 AM

BS:Cruelty at trooping the colon

Ah....


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 09:11 AM

Help me get 'exposure' with e-sex song?

Help me get 'exposure' for ex-sex song?


(Help me get 'exposure' for e-sex song?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Grishka
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 11:50 AM

Was:
BS: More quakes in Chch
read:
BS: More Quakers in church


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Sep 11 - 07:55 AM

Music Solves a Sewage Problem

(Music Solves a Savage Problem)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 08:02 PM

Screaming man appears in testicle scam


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 07:04 PM

Screwing Man Appears In Terrible Scam

(BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 11 - 06:56 PM

Folk Trap


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 11 - 01:17 PM

I've been having an interesting time recently:

BS: When you eat your smarties....
BS: When you eat your panties....
-----------------
BS: Maggie Smith superb in Downton Abbey
BS: Maggie Smith superb in Downtown Alley
------------------
BS: Peeved with solicitor
BS: Peed on solicitor


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM

BS: Should testes on Chimps be banned.
BS: Should tasty Chimps be browned.

There were others recently...man, but them hospital drugs mess with you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 10:56 AM

core dances         
My clog is unwell

(core dances/My dog is unwell)

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:08 PM

Another case of Papal infidelity


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:19 PM

Another case of Papal instability.

(I can't seem to read this one right.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 May 12 - 09:52 PM

BS: Prices rising. Causes other than unicorns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 May 12 - 10:31 PM

REALLY!

BS: Screwing Machines

(BS: Sewing Machines)

(Really!)

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Dec 12 - 03:40 AM

BS: Making the Bands Pay?

(BS: Making the Banks Pay?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 08:22 AM

Actual title BS: Back door to a new war

Misread as BS: Back door to a new car


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 04:01 PM

Randy Bunch Standoff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 04:56 PM

is standoff a verb?...like... oh, never mind


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 07:41 PM

Not without a comma, Bill.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 09:26 AM

BS: Getaway: Why Not In Jail This Year?

(BS: Getaway: Who's Not In Jail This Year?)



Great venue idea!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: mayomick
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 03:06 PM

her parents must have been communists


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 03:58 PM

Weeknights
Wee knights
Week nights


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 May 15 - 12:33 PM

THis is now a diagnoistic for my annual eye exam-- I conclude from the lack of seeing these sooner that it's my distance Rx that needs corrected.

Saw--BS: Where can I find Scotland
Really--(BS: Where can I fish in Scotland)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 02:45 PM

BS: Madonna for president?
(BS: Maradonna for FIFA president?)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 09:10 PM

Happy 11th birthday misread threads thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 04:22 PM

Trump's Hair Catches Fire

(I wish, having seen and smelled burning hairsprayed hair, but it's actually Trump's Hair Catches On.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 10:18 AM

BS: 1/2 Tb in a memory stick?

misread as:

1/2 lb. memory stick
1/2 Tbsp. [tablespoon] memory stick
1/2 lb. on a memory stick


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