BS: Obama landslide

Subject: BS: Obama landslide
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 02:15 PM

Obama, wins Pennsylvania by 30%! In urban areas he got as much as 83%. Hillary still clings to the possibility that super delegates will fall in line. Hillary was rumored to be sending super delegates small envelopes of cash. Obama was rumored to be sending super delegates packages of kryptonite.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 02:23 PM

If the date of that post was only April 23.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Azizi
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 02:24 PM

If Hillary Clinton wins Pennsylvania by less than 20%, she's actually lost.

If Barack Obama loses Pennsylvania by less than 10%, he's actually won.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Azizi
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 02:33 PM

And in case you need some motivational music, check this out:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QMokHZ_35qY
Obama Everywhere in Pennsylvania (band version)
-Early Pickens and The Band Named Thunder

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 03:22 PM

I'm such a literal person, Donuel, that I much prefer hyperbole and projection clearly labeled.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 03:37 PM

To be fair, to Donuel. It won't be hyperbole until tomorrow night.
Anyone reading it today and up until the polls close tomorrow will see it for what it is. After that, I hope the clones change the title unless it comes true.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: gnu
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 03:52 PM

But, will the Yankee public change horses in midstream? They didn't last time. And, McCain is an old war horse. (Don't read ANYthing into that... it is a perfrctly legitimate question.)

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 04:28 PM

He won't win by 30% but he might win. There are 150,000 new voters and 150,000 voters that used to be Republicans that are not counted in the polls.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: M.Ted
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 04:30 PM

Donuel's name on the post is clear labelling, Ebbie--

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 04:32 PM

Hi I am Hyperbole Sam, the best darn tootinest prognosticator since the big bad bang. Today we are going outside the box, over the top and beyond tommorrow into the best ever peep show of the 4th dimension in the entire multiverse.

Yep Obama wins but you might hear different because you choose to believe what TV editors tell you, and that my friend is a whole lot different than what really goes on.

what to look for
"while we're checking the facts" means while we are stacking the deck

"We are cross checking the facts"   means we are making all our lies uniform.

"All the people in (anywhere USA) believe..."   means we want you to believe what we want you to believe about what you think other people are thinking.

Stay tuned to Hyperbole Sam for the straight scoop on the near past future...EVER!

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 04:40 PM

Philly and Pittsburg actually do have polls showing Obama is a 80% favorite.
Will the demographic who said so actually vote, and will those votes be counted?

time will tell

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Peace
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 04:45 PM

Whew. Thought he'd been trapped in an avalanche.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 04:49 PM

I just hope he doesn't go wind surfing in a speedo like Kerry.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 04:55 PM

Nah BasketBall is his game. But he shouldn't have bowled. He is behind 54 to 33 among bowlers.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Azizi
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 05:25 PM

Ooh! I get a chance to be the Internet spell check police!

Hey, Donuel, Mr.Hyperbole Sam, the best darn tootinest prognosticator since the big bad bang, Pittsburgh is spelled with a "h" at the end.

Aah! I feel much better now. Thanks!

:o)

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: PoppaGator
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 05:34 PM

And Azizi should know, she lives there!

Pops
(Fellow escapee from New Jersey)

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 06:00 PM

Hey, anyone who can escape from Jersey ain't all bad, ya know woddI mean?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 06:54 PM

Ah yes - thanks Azizi ...

... another example of Obama cynically exploiting his hillbilly roots there to garner support blah blah blah blah ...

... I'll get my coat ...

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Peace
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 07:33 PM

I think Obama is exploiting the fact that he's the best candidate.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 07:55 PM

>>I think Obama is exploiting the fact that he's the best candidate.<<

Its what make him elite!

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 08:16 PM

MCCain says Barak is an elitist but worst of all NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS !!!

I don't know him, do you. No one knows his family or friends or any of his disciples.
"No one knows who Obama is!!!!!!"

(simulated AM talk radio...
Randy Burnass here,
Just who is this joker for change. A stranger who wants change sounds like a bum to me.
Thats right, he just might be a nobody or a terrorist like binLaden in a suit. No one knows. There are no fellow soldiers who remember him, there are no DAR who remember him, for all we know he has a FAKE Social Security card and a few fake family photos.

Has anyone seen his mom or grandmom? Father?

Yeah they say he was born under a shining star in the East -- the MIDDLE EAST or the mid west? NO one knows for sure. All I know is that he crawled from underneath a rock.

Ladies and gentlemen this Obama character could in fact be an alien and the whacko liberals act as if he is the son of God.

After his behavior in the Senate when he overturned the tables of the money lender lobbists, you can be sure that he is out to dman America. The FBI ran a security check on this guy's identity and they found that he had tried to disfigure his prints with a scared hole on each palm. What is he tryiing to hide. I'll tell you what, he is hiding that he wants to destroy America by spending our treasure on useless efforts to stop what this country was founded on____WAR!!!

Stay tuned for The Hannity Sanity Hour...


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China and Russia will stop their food expoorts to NK an BOOM
its gonna be America's fault. Heck fire, its not our fault that we burn half of our corn crop for SUVs.
America is the bread basket of the WORLD thats why they love us....uh whats that? Oh we are'nt the bread basket anymore since we burn our food for cars. Oh well they love us for our freedom...
opps they don't? How about our torture? no huh. I thought so.

At any rate America has a bread basket but with only half the corn mufins as before. Maybve we should burn somthing with no value but is plentiful...Lets burn bad Mortgages and failed CEO"S at the stake!!!!!!!

This is Hyperbole Sam brought to you by our sponser Lockheed, bombing the crap out of America's enemies for you and me.
G'Day

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 08:20 PM

If no-one knows who he is, how does John know he's an elitist? And how do you get to be an elitist while staying invisible? Take lessons from W?



A

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 09:01 AM

John Mc C isn't pulling off the elite thing with anybody.
He may even try the traitor rant but it isn;t going to fly. Too many innocent patriots were called traitors as of late.

We used to have elite troops. But thats bad.
Now we have a volunteer stop loss army. That doesn't sound as good as elite to me.
Elite used to mean very very good, but now it means bad.

As J Stewart said "If you become president and do a good job they do things like put your face on the side of a mountain. That pretty darn elite.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 09:20 AM

Hyperbole Sam is the rip snortinest commentator that has ever breathed. He was not just a talking head, he could talk out of every orifice in his body including putting words in your mouth....ewww

Thanks for the idea of Hyperbole Sam but due to popular disgust his show has been canceled and the new show 'Shaving with the Stars' has taken its place.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Jim Lad
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 11:09 PM

Ahem!

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 12:04 AM

Indeed

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 12:12 AM

This is the kind of landslide I expected. I was hoping for a 6 point loss but i am happy with this. A 20 point loss would have made a difference.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 12:22 AM

A landslide by any other name is still a landslide? :)

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 12:27 AM

It is all that Obama needed. Azizi was right on the money. The only 30 point landslide I forsee might be Puerto Rico (for Hillary).

I think the rest won't range much above a 20 point decisive victory.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Jim Lad
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 02:12 AM

?

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 02:34 AM

Chuck Todd on MsNBC says that if Hillary doesn't keep the margin well below 10 in NC and if she does not win Oregon and an Indiana by big margins she cannot win the popular vote and has almost no chance with the super delegates.

He also said that a 10% win in NC would give Obama 150,000 popular votes, so an Obama win by 15 would completely negate Pennsylvania.

It could be all over but the crying on May 6.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Riginslinger
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 04:57 PM

Obama landslide



                   OOPS!

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: M.Ted
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 06:16 PM

So now you like Chuck Todd, eh, Jack? Incidentally, why don't you post as a member? Inquiring minds want to know--

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 06:28 PM

I'm just repeating the numbers Ted. I gave Todd credit as source. I was simply being polite really. Would you care to bet that Chuck Todd is wrong?

I don't post as a member on this computer because Carol uses this computer and I don't want accidentally post as her.

I would speculate that it is not so much inquiring mind which want to know as minds which prefer distractions to issues. But it is certainly no more an issue than the pandering gal claiming to be Annie Oaklie.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: M.Ted
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 08:34 PM

I just remember having referenced Mr. Todd only recently, to have you make a dissmissive comment about him--I have always felt that he had worthwhile things to say--

As to discussing the issues, you may start at any time--

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 08:39 PM

"minds which prefer distractions to issues"

Do I hear the sound of Middle America? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 08:47 PM

>>As to discussing the issues, you may start at any time--<<

I was discussing the figures provided by Chuck Todd before you changed the subject. I will tend to dismiss opinions from talking heads. I don't like it when they opine. Opinions are plentiful. Information is rare.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 11:58 PM

Hillary need only win the Sate of Denial and the primary is hers.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama landslide
From: Riginslinger
Date: 24 Apr 08 - 10:31 AM

Well, she's leading in the popular vote now!