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BS: Joke thread for 2024

MaJoC the Filk 17 Sep 24 - 04:35 AM
Neil D 22 Sep 24 - 08:00 AM
Dave the Gnome 22 Sep 24 - 09:13 AM
MaJoC the Filk 23 Sep 24 - 06:30 AM
gillymor 23 Sep 24 - 07:07 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 17 Sep 24 - 04:35 AM

OK, two quote completions by Willy Rushton:

Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings ....
    .... and straight down the back of your suit.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle ....
    .... if you put it through the liquidiser first.


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Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
From: Neil D
Date: 22 Sep 24 - 08:00 AM

There are three kinds of people, those who can do math and those who can't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 22 Sep 24 - 09:13 AM

Nah. There are 10 kinds. Those who understand binary and those that don't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 23 Sep 24 - 06:30 AM

IMHO the two sorts of people are those who divide the world into two sorts of people, and the rest of us.


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Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
From: gillymor
Date: 23 Sep 24 - 07:07 AM

Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.

-sounds like a Stephen Wright.


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