BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??

Subject: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 May 10 - 05:09 PM

Please watch this and see what you think.       There is a video on the link page.. please watch and see what you think.....

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 11 May 10 - 05:15 PM

Awwwwwwww, c'MONNNN!

That's clearly not Michael Jackson; it's Elvis!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: mousethief
Date: 11 May 10 - 05:54 PM

Nonsense. It's Hitler. Wait, Jim Morrison. No no, Amelia Earhart.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 11 May 10 - 05:56 PM

Dracula's twin brother.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Sorcha
Date: 11 May 10 - 06:03 PM

Is there no end to the total nonsense on this place? I rather thought it was a music forum years ago. Now it seems to be Care in the Community and Silliness.

Or is it just Silly Season?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Gervase
Date: 11 May 10 - 06:09 PM

FFS. Can any fuckwit get onto the internet now?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Ed T
Date: 11 May 10 - 06:14 PM

It looks more like Bubbles, than Michael.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 May 10 - 06:14 PM

Michael Jackson was reincarnated as lotsa plastic bags. So, in a way, yes, he's still alive.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 10 - 06:28 PM

Any day now someone will be saying that King Kong is still alive too. And Jimmy Hoffa. And Judge Crater.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Don Firth
Date: 11 May 10 - 06:55 PM

I know Jimmy Hoffa isn't alive. I was cleaning out my desk drawers last week and I found his decomposed body in the bottom drawer.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: mousethief
Date: 11 May 10 - 07:13 PM

Sorcha: Is there no end to the total nonsense on this place? I rather thought it was a music forum years ago.

Look at the number of music threads compared to BS threads. Nobody is forcing you to read the BS threads.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 11 May 10 - 07:34 PM

"She" of my acquaintance has been reciting an apparently popular opinion the Elvis is - - not alive, but - - UNDEAD.

The story apparently has been propagated by a well known author (with whom I'm not familiar), and the claim is made that a mortuary employee detected a "flicker of life" in the body, and to "save him" this employee (who apparently had specific and special qualifications) turned him into a vampire.

Unfortunately, however, the high drug content in Elvis' blood produced some unexpected results, with the result that calling him Elvis produces extreme agitation. He prefers to be called "Bubba" (It looks more like Bubbles, than Michael - is this a typo?).

In his present state, "Bubba" sings rarely, and only when it suits him; and although he's technically a vampire he accepts only the blood of "cats."

This information is passed only only to assist those who have been looking for an "Elvis" of the wrong form, and possibly to assist those who would like to hunt for the real undead Michael.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 10 - 08:08 PM

What? Elvis and Mike have been toe fishing bar clams in Shediac Bay off Grande Digue every low tide and bottling them. They are making a lot more coin than they ever did at tunes... $8 a bottle! Makes the best clam chowder. Elvis says even with cohaugs (bar clams) it's the proper amount of onions that makes a good chowder. But, where woul we be without the cohaugers like Elvis and Mike? Onion soup?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Ed T
Date: 11 May 10 - 08:58 PM

Just so elvis and Mike know the diff before they go down on the big dick (is that not the English translation for the Acadian Grande Digue)? You dig soft shelled clams out of the sandy muck in the intertidal area of a coast (often in an estuary, or near where fresh and salt water meet).Do so with your toe, if you have the time and you don't want many.

Now the quahogs (or quahaugs) and bar (or sea) clams don't need to be dug. They are hard shelled, bigger, in deeper water and lie just beneath the sand or salt water muck. Quohaugs are nice, but bar clams are tough. Bar clams are often used in chowders or tenderized and used in fried clam strips.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 10 - 09:23 PM

Ed T... cool. Where are you located?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Ed T
Date: 11 May 10 - 09:29 PM

Are you after my gold? HFX, NS

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 May 10 - 10:05 PM

Sorch, I don't suppose that the title of this thread gave you a clue that it might not be altogether serious? As Mousethief said...

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 May 10 - 12:18 AM

Where's IckyMicky?? This is obviously a cover-up conspiracy right up there with the 911 stuff and all his other wacko bullshit!   Sure....Michael Jackson is still alive. Probably selling 911 souveneirs and fake Obama birth certificates.......

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 May 10 - 02:50 AM

He's helping Elvis run that Chippy in Cardiff.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 10 - 06:03 AM

EdT... the tide goes out so far at certain times that quahaugs can be had in about 4 feet of water. Delicious.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 12 May 10 - 06:43 AM

Which Michael Jackson are we talking about? The guy who wrote some great books about beer, the one who defined the Structured Programming methodology, the guy who was my colleague in Putney .......?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 May 10 - 06:48 AM

No, this is the one who grabs his nuts, spins around, and molests your kids.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Sorcha
Date: 12 May 10 - 08:29 AM

Oh, I was just 'commenting'.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 12 May 10 - 01:43 PM

Charmaine Harris, who wrote the books on which the series True Blood is based, had the character of Bubba (aka Elvis) as a vampire with limited brain.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 12 May 10 - 01:53 PM

Mrs Duck -

I think Charmaine Harris might be the author mentioned by the "She" in my post about "Bubba."

I shall make note that the two of you may have similar "tendencies," but will allow for disclaimers should you wish to offer any.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 May 10 - 03:07 PM

Could this have a connection with Batboy? I wouldn't be a bit surprised if if did.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 10 - 03:09 PM

More like Batshit.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 May 10 - 03:39 PM

You know, it just occurred to me that if William Shatner were to buy out WalMart, then they could rename the chain ShatMart. Wouldn't that be just perfect? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: mousethief
Date: 13 May 10 - 12:40 AM

Yay Batboy! What a sad day when the Weekly World News folded.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: GUEST,999
Date: 13 May 10 - 05:52 PM

Jimmy Hoffa: there`s a riddle in the middle of that.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Jeri
Date: 13 May 10 - 05:58 PM

Huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: mmm1a
Date: 14 May 10 - 07:03 AM

It's Charlaine Harris's Sookie Stackhouse series that the vampire Bubba is from.
As far as Michael Jackson or Elvis being still alive... sorry their dead so let them stay dead (not a fan of either one )

mmm1a

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Ebbie
Date: 14 May 10 - 09:34 AM

So Weekly World News is no longer with us? I didn't know that. (Alaska's Buddy Tabor once wrote a song lamenting the loss of his wife to the Sasquatch and reading about it in the Weekly World News.)

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: GUEST
Date: 14 May 10 - 10:52 AM

What Jackson & Presley on the same tour?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: GUEST,999
Date: 14 May 10 - 03:41 PM

Maybe, but likely in different venues.

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 May 10 - 04:24 PM

QUESTION:- If they were alive now, what would Elvis and Michael Jackson actually be doing????

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 May 10 - 04:25 PM

ANSWER:- Trying to get out of their coffins!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: gnu
Date: 14 May 10 - 05:03 PM

Hahahahahahaaaaaa

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: KEVINOAF
Date: 15 May 10 - 04:41 AM

he is dead ---- his condition is described as satisfactory

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: goatfell
Date: 15 May 10 - 09:41 AM

NO!

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: frogprince
Date: 15 May 10 - 03:08 PM

Just to turn the question around: when did the real Michael Jackson cease to exist?

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 May 10 - 04:26 PM

Probably when he was a toddler, before his musically ambitious family dragooned him into singing and being cute.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Is Michael Jackson still alive??
From: Fossil
Date: 16 May 10 - 08:11 AM

Michael Jackson is not alive. He is spending a year dead for tax reasons. HotBlack Desiato has a lot to answer for.