Subject: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Date: 06 Jan 04 - 04:21 AM The other day I was looking at Ed Pickfords website, in his tribute song to Matt McGinn Ed called him the Patron Sinner of Glasgow, this set me thinking why not have ' Patron Sinners ' as well as patron saints fo everywhere and everything. The ones which sprang to mind were: Patron Sinner of Scotland Billy Connolly, Patron Sinner of Ireland Brendan Behan and Patron Sinner of alcohol, a draw between Oliver Reed and Richard Harris. What can you all think of. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Gurney Date: 06 Jan 04 - 04:29 AM Patron Sinner of marriage, Za Za Gabor. Patron Sinner of classical poetry, Les Barker. Folksong too, maybe. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Nigel Parsons Date: 06 Jan 04 - 05:12 AM Patron sinner of alcohol: Dylan Thomas Patron sinner of haute cuisine: Hannibal Lecter |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:28 AM Patron Sinner of Late and Frustrated Railway Travellers:- Richard the Virgin |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Guest Bertie the Bolshie Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:58 AM The Patron Sinner of all high priced, rip-off corner grocer shops:- Dame Hilda of Grantham |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Strollin' Johnny Date: 06 Jan 04 - 07:03 AM Les Barker may be the Patron Sinner of classical poetry but he is, without doubt, the Patron Saint of Uncontrollable, Side-Splitting Laughter. A genius. Johnny |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Date: 06 Jan 04 - 07:05 AM Would this be the same person albeit with a slightly different name who is the Patron Sinner of school playground sweet and drink thieves, namely Margaret the Milk Snatcher? |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Mr Red Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:26 AM Thatcher the Snatcher? She was the inspiration for my glasses. We can't keep on using the whole word - sinner should be abbr 2 Sr (pronounced Sru ) Patron Sinner of Buggeration Factors - Sr Murphy Patron Sinner of Axes - Sr Beeching (one for the oldies there) Patron Sinner of Saints - Prof John (anyone heard from Maglan lately?) |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:47 AM Probably for Enland only, Patron Sinner of good taste Bernard Manning, Patron Sinner of pop music Sid Vicious. Love it all, eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Amos Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:59 AM So the Mudcat's Patron Sr of Taste is Catspaw? And our Patron Sr of Courtesy would be what's-her-name with the anonymity fetish.... And our Patron Sr of Style Wit and Grammar would be th enumber 9? A |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Gimp Date: 06 Jan 04 - 09:16 AM I am the patron Sr of fetish. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Date: 06 Jan 04 - 09:19 AM The Patron Sinner of egg players:_ Sr Vitas bhat rhythm |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Kim C Date: 06 Jan 04 - 09:24 AM Patron Sinner of Vegas Weddings - Britney Spears |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: CarolC Date: 06 Jan 04 - 09:40 AM Can I be the patron sinner of the accordion? |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Amos Date: 06 Jan 04 - 09:48 AM Yes, ma'a'm! You can, and let it be so writ!! LOL!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Date: 06 Jan 04 - 10:27 AM Patron Sinner of the internet, MUDCAT CAFE. Brill, eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Kim C Date: 06 Jan 04 - 12:16 PM Hey, if Carol can be the patron sinner of the accordion, can I be the patron sinner of bellydance?!!?! |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: katlaughing Date: 06 Jan 04 - 02:29 PM I nominate Art Thieme as the Patron Sinner of Punning! All Hail Saint Art! |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Rapparee Date: 06 Jan 04 - 03:52 PM "...anyone heard from Maglan lately?" Which reminds me.... A noted Don of divinity Was proud of his daughter's virignity They must have been dawdlin' Done at old Magdalene It could never have happened at Trinity. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Date: 06 Jan 04 - 05:48 PM The Patron Sinner of Pole Cats, Stoats, Weasles and Feffits.. Shifty Norman of Chingford |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: LadyJean Date: 07 Jan 04 - 01:15 AM Ozzy Osborne ought to have patron sinner status, but I'm not sure of what. Jerry Springer could be patron sinner of television, and Cincinnatti Ohio. He was mayor of Cincinnatti, as was my great grandfather. His name is on the same list as a membor of my family. This disturbs me greatly. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Date: 07 Jan 04 - 04:29 AM The Patron Sinner of Grubby Brown Manilla Envelopes (Particularly when stuffed with equally grubby, untraceable £50 notes) Sr Neil of Tatham.... You bloody started this deliberately, M Eric Le Rouge, in order to get my brain working on this stuff... I'll get my own back pal!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Date: 07 Jan 04 - 04:36 AM Well how about this then ced2, patron sinner of the British Labour Party Ken Livingstone, patron sinner of plonkers Tony Blair. eric. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Date: 07 Jan 04 - 04:42 AM Nah ced2 Norman is the patron sinner of bicycles. All hail carolC, patron sinner of the maccordion. LadyJean I fully agree about Ozzy Osborne, patron sinner of quad bikes perhaps. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Bertie the Bolshie Date: 07 Jan 04 - 06:40 AM Revisionists All. Patron Sinner Ramsery MacDonald! |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Amos Date: 07 Jan 04 - 09:10 AM I should think George Bush and Tony might have co-chairs as the PS of Diplomacy. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Date: 08 Jan 04 - 05:23 AM Ptaron sniner ob spelin, joHn fro ull' erci |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dead Horse Date: 08 Jan 04 - 03:06 PM It takes two to sin on accordion or Belly dance - I am available. Have own accordion AND belly. No fee required. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,Guest Bertie The Bolshie Date: 09 Jan 04 - 04:32 AM Patron Sinner of Convicts:- Lord Archer of the Scrubs! |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Date: 09 Jan 04 - 04:48 AM Patron Sinner of International Bankers could be Lord Lamont of the quiff! |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Kim C Date: 09 Jan 04 - 05:49 PM I have an accordion too, but don't know how to play it. It needs some new reeds anyhow. Now, if I could fiddle and belly dance at the same time, that might be somethin................. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Date: 10 Jan 04 - 12:54 AM Kim C, you sound like my kind of accordion player. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Peace Date: 10 Jan 04 - 12:56 AM Patron Saint of Inexpensive-Cigar Smokers: Monica Lewinsky Patron Sinner of Expensive-Cigar Smokers: Monica Lewinsky |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 10 Jan 04 - 07:29 AM Well, since you want to make jokes about Piano Accordions, I hope you have read the Technique: Piano Accordion for The Recycled Muso thread... Robin |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: ced2 Date: 10 Jan 04 - 02:46 PM How can you make jokes about accordian players, nuclear war, SARS, but there is a limit! |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Peace Date: 10 Jan 04 - 03:19 PM Yeah, I'm with ced2. Let's stop with the jokes about accordians. I mean just because the cat lovers think someone is strangling their pets is no reason to pick on accordian players. Ease off, will ya? |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Dave Hanson Date: 05 Mar 11 - 07:53 AM Patron Sinner of Promises Sr Nick the Clegg. Dave H |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Maryrrf Date: 05 Mar 11 - 09:12 AM I think Maximon in Guatemala fits this description. You will occasionally see his shrines, and the offerings people have made to him of his favorite items - liquor and cigarettes. I was told that he's the one to ask if you want power, revenge, luck in gambling, etc. But he will always exact a price - you won't know what it is until you have to pay. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: GUEST,mauvepink Date: 05 Mar 11 - 09:19 AM Patron Sinner of Country Music... Johnny Cash, Kris Krisstofferson, Merle Haggard, George Jones... take your pick (though they were/are all Christian men whose antics have produced some wonderfully inspired music and lyrics) mp |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: LadyJean Date: 05 Mar 11 - 10:50 PM Sarah Palin ought to achieve patron sinner status, but I'm not sure for what. Then there's Glenn Beck. Lawyers need a patron sinner but it's hard to think who to nominate, there's so many candidates. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Amos Date: 05 Mar 11 - 11:41 PM Glenn Beck is clearly the Patron Sinner of journalists everywhere. |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Mrrzy Date: 06 Mar 11 - 01:05 PM Hee hee, my can was kind of growling at the other cat the way she does, and I was holding her, so I made accodrion motions and it did play the growling cat, we thought it was funny. I just love the patron sinner idea. Patron Saint of Lost Things = St. Jude, I believe... Patron Sinner of lost things = Sr. Alzheimer? No, not right. Hmmm. Patron sinner of democracy = Sr Quaddafi? That's more like it, and he'd hate it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Patron Sinners From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Mar 11 - 01:16 PM Patron Sinner of pop singers: William Shatner |