Lyr Req: Anthropoid Girl (Love Button)

Subject: might be a tough one, Please help! need
From: GUEST,bbuubb
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 04:14 AM

this is a kinda old one that used to be one of my favorites like 3 years ago. this is all i can remember.

apon the moon there is a little ? house where a man lived, with his dog, moon dog. hed take a bucket and hed go collect the cheese that hed sell to the people on the earth for sandwiches. and hed get so lonely cause his gardens full of rocks hed go on picnics and hed bring them beer and talk to them he said rocks id love to love you but your just to sedementary and besides all that im in love with an anthropoid girl.

and there were more verses about him living on a island and growing humus and such.

any help is appreciated thanks

Subject: Lyr Add: ANTHROPOID GIRL (Dan Warren)
From: IvanB
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 10:40 PM

Anthropoid Girl

Dan Warren

Up on the moon
There is a little quonset hut
Where a man lives with his dog
Moondog
They take a bucket
And they go collect the cheese
That they sell to the people on the earth
For sandwiches
He gets so lonely
Because his only friend is a rock
He goes to picnics and he
Brings it tea and talks to it
He says "Rock, I'd love to love you
But you're just too igneous for me
And besides all that
I'm in love with an anthropoid girl"
And my house it is a
Little quonset hut
Where I live with my dog
He's a cat named Claude
We take a bucket and we
Go collect the bread
That grows in the bushes
In the field near our house
Take it to the market and we
Sell it to the people
Who will sell it to the people
Who will eat it with the cheese
You're just too sedimentary
Across the sea
There is a little quonset hut
Where a man lives with his dog
They take a bucket full of
Seeds into the forest
And they plant them in the undergrowth
In huge piles of humus
In a couple of months
They grow into the huts
That they sell to the moon
And to the USA
He gets so lonely
Because his garden is full of rocks
He goes on picnics
Beneath the quonset tree
And he talks to it
He says "Quonset tree I'd love to love you
But I have to make a house out of you
Somwhere I can live with an anthropoid girl"

From "17 Cleverly Disguised Songs About Smack"

Love Button

Subject: RE: might be a tough one, Please help! need
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 11:02 PM

GOOD JOB IVAN!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: might be a tough one, Please help! need
From: GUEST,bbuubb
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 11:16 PM

yeah, thanks ivan!

Subject: RE: might be a tough one, Please help! need
From: Charley Noble
Date: 20 Feb 02 - 05:15 PM

Amazing! Compares well with Fraser/Dubolt's "Armstrong Tourist Rest Home."