BS: The Archers UK Soap

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: MBSLynne
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 03:47 PM

No unattached women of the right age in Ambridge at the moment, are there?

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST, Topsie
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 10:27 AM

Does Mike Tucker realise that his former date has changed her name and got a job at Lower Loxley? (I can't remember her name, but I do remember that voice.)

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 10:56 AM

Does she realise that he is the evil Davros, Dalek Master?


XG

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: sian, west wales
Date: 08 Oct 08 - 05:26 AM

Mike is going to hook up with that single woman that Phil and Jill were enthusing about from their ... was it a cruise? Didn't Jill go visit her?

Yep. Mike's a gonner.

sian

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 08 Oct 08 - 07:59 AM

At the moment I'm loving Christopher's transformation into Mellors. Alice is actually a bit of a comedown after the uber-posh Venetia, isn't she?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 08 Oct 08 - 08:58 AM

Mellors would not have slept in a chair outside the tent.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 08 Oct 08 - 09:09 AM

I doubt he's "sleeping outside the tent" now, though...

Someone needs to teach Alice that song Jim Causley sings about the blacksmith....

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 02 Apr 09 - 02:21 PM

So ... Harry was snuggled up with Barbarella.

Will we be hearing the patter of tiny trotters?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Michael
Date: 03 Apr 09 - 06:06 AM

And to get back at Eddie fot his 'bill' will Tom ask for an insemination fee?

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 03 Apr 09 - 06:38 AM

That'll be why he wanted the photographic evidence (a bit like an old-fashioned divorce case with a private detective producing evidence of a 'dirty weekend' in Brighton).

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: sian, west wales
Date: 03 Apr 09 - 03:07 PM

OK - so who's this new chick who's just hitch hiked in? Greg's daughter? And why is Tony so little enthused by her arrival? I think I started listening in about the time Greg departed the series ...

sian

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 24 May 09 - 05:51 AM

You know - that Marshall sounds suspiciously like the awful Ryan ...

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Morticia
Date: 24 May 09 - 06:43 AM

Can't be, Ryan got 6 months.

I think Tony is unhappy about Annette because she reminds everyone of Greg.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Leadfingers
Date: 24 May 09 - 02:06 PM

And why didnt Tom and Brenda get straight on to the police and have Chalkie done for assault ??

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: greg stephens
Date: 24 May 09 - 02:58 PM

I must have missed an episode or two. Brenda/Tom/Chalkie assault: what's that about? And when did Tom and Brenda get back together?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Noreen
Date: 24 May 09 - 03:50 PM

Breaking news, greg- all will be revealed if you listen again to Friday's edition.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 25 May 09 - 03:34 PM

Tom and Brenda are so back together that he let her win the single wicket competition...

Kitty

PS Who's pigs are these....?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 25 May 09 - 04:59 PM

Pigs?
I reckon they should be due towards the end of July.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 28 May 09 - 12:39 AM

OHMIGD -- I ttok the quix -- Eddie Grundy is my alter ego.

The Archers must never end - how would I know I was home????

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 28 May 09 - 07:25 PM

i hope mat crawford goes to jail, i can;t stand him, he;s an arseole.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Noreen
Date: 29 May 09 - 08:51 AM

Poor Lilian though, jOhn.

Though it might be better for her if Matt was sent away for some time to think on the error of his ways, and for her to get some independence back.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 May 09 - 08:55 AM

Haven't listened to this in over 30 yrs.How old is Walter Gabriel now?

I'll get me wellies.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: sian, west wales
Date: 29 May 09 - 02:16 PM

SHE SAID YES!

OK - now what horrors will befall. It has to end in tears, surely?

sian

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Rifleman (inactive)
Date: 29 May 09 - 03:19 PM

The Mudcatters: an everyday story of simple folk

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST,Daily Mail reader
Date: 29 May 09 - 03:36 PM

It was a great series, I would not have missed it.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Gervase
Date: 29 May 09 - 06:24 PM

It was a great series, I would not have missed it.
I think you'll find it still is, if you can get your head out of your arse for a moment.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Noreen
Date: 25 Jun 09 - 09:12 AM

"The waiting will be over for Lillian this evening"...

What's happened to Matt then? Amnesia in a hospital in Inverness and he recovers as caring and responsible?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: theleveller
Date: 25 Jun 09 - 10:28 AM

Nah! He'll be sunning himself on a beach in Rio.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Morticia
Date: 25 Jun 09 - 12:54 PM

he doesn't have a passport but I suppose he's the type that would know how to 'fix' that. I hope he has pushed off, personally he gives me the pip.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 25 Jun 09 - 05:42 PM

I am sure there is nothing between him and Pip!
We will no more when he gets back tomorow.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Leadfingers
Date: 25 Jun 09 - 06:44 PM

How DO we stand the suspense ??
Neil going bust , Mike Tucker being suckerd ? and Matt as well !!

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: vectis
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 06:29 PM

I don't believe it! She's left him.. Omigod...
This cannot possibly be the end
And the blood on his collar...

Watch this space

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 09:33 AM

Has anybody noticed any flies hovering above the Dower House?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: greg stephens
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 10:30 AM

All a load of bollocks these stories, they are invented by Vanessa Whitburn. Actually Matt and Lilian are fine, going through a spot of bother but taking it on the chin, as are the rest of the cast, Shula still goes to church, Mike's new lady is getting on extremely well with Brenda, Jazzer is still using his own accent instead of the recently added cail-yardery, and Brian is not actually at all curious about what he feels about the rest of the inhabitatants feelings about their feelings about other peoples' feelings.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Noreen
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 12:27 PM

:0)

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Noreen
Date: 11 Sep 09 - 05:21 PM

Who was that at the Dower House and what has he done with the real Matt Crawford?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: sian, west wales
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 12:30 PM

What? Brian & Jennifer are having Martin Gibson over for lunch? OUR Martin Gibson?

sian

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Darowyn
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 12:49 PM

No silly, it's two guitars they are talking about. They are going to perform as a folk duo, with Jennifer playing a Martin, and Brian on a Gibson.
Obvious!
Cheers
Dave
PS We've moved and don't live in Borsetshire any more. Still well south of Coronation Street, and east of Hollyoaks though.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 12:56 PM

I thought Brian was usually on the fiddle?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Jos
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:06 PM

That financial adviser of Brian's sounds suspiciously like Ryan from AA, who stole things from Alistair - I can't remember if he went to gaol, but if he did he must have been let out.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 13 Nov 09 - 03:06 PM

So, Matt's due for release on 12 August 2010 (at the earliest)....

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Morticia
Date: 13 Nov 09 - 03:37 PM

Too late for Sidmouth...harsh.

Who reckons Leon is on the make then?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 10:32 AM

How many episodes will it take before Helen realises that she already knows a 'nice' young man who might be persuaded to supply a small bottle of the required substance?

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 10:38 AM

No, the gay sperm doner story has been done already, remember.
I would offer had I not had the snip.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 11:05 AM

But last time it came to nothing - just anguish and disappointment. This time it could be successful, and they could by-pass the clinic and save Helen a load of money.

Or maybe they could just have Helen making arrangements over the 'phone and not let on who she's talking to, then they could play 'Guess the Father' like they did years back with Jennifer.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 11:16 AM

Suppose they mixed up the turkey basters at Grey Gables.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 11:35 AM

Keith, you just made me spill my tea!

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Michael
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 01:42 PM

It's been so obvious from the start, not only has Ian know all about Helen's plans from the start, he's already been screened prior to his previous abortive (Sorry didn't intend that)attempt with Maggs.

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: Morticia
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 01:44 PM

No-one ever accused The Archers of subtlety. Doubt Adam would be keen though.

Subject: RE: BS: The Archers UK Soap
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 03:38 PM

Just because the child's mother and father won't be married, that's no reason to call it a baster!