Subject: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: radriano Date: 09 Feb 12 - 04:20 PM I prefer capstan shanties like "Away Riio" because heaving equals pushing. |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Mavis Enderby Date: 09 Feb 12 - 05:14 PM Big Steamers |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Nigel Parsons Date: 10 Feb 12 - 03:53 AM The spoonerised version of Elvis' "Suspicious Minds" ... "We're taut in a crap"! Or, it wouldn't take much of a re-write to make F.R.David's "Words don't come easy" into another constipation song! |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: melodeonboy Date: 10 Feb 12 - 04:37 AM "The Strain" by The Bonzo Dog Band! |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: alex s Date: 10 Feb 12 - 04:58 AM what a disgusting thread |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Dead Horse Date: 10 Feb 12 - 05:30 AM Shouldnt this be "5 Favourite Folks Songs to take a dump to"? Anything but Blowing In The Wind...... |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: melodeonboy Date: 10 Feb 12 - 05:30 AM Yeh, a lot of Catters must also be Viz readers! :) Good old British toilet humour! |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Nigel Parsons Date: 10 Feb 12 - 06:47 AM melodeonboy A lot of us pre-date Viz (by a loooong way) Cheers |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Jack Campin Date: 10 Feb 12 - 07:14 AM Gas Nigun one of the Wyper brothers |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bonnie Shaljean Date: 10 Feb 12 - 07:23 AM *sigh*... I just had to open this thread, didn't I?? The song about the constipated men in the Bible, of course. Especially: Samson - he brought the house down |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: MartinRyan Date: 10 Feb 12 - 07:25 AM William Tell? ;>)> |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bonnie Shaljean Date: 10 Feb 12 - 07:27 AM Since it's been resurrected in my all-too-easily-distractable mind: Lyr Req: the 10 constipated men in the bible http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=2115#2114344 |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:13 AM Seven Old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory. They're Moving Father's Grave to Build a Sewer Justice en Lieu (my own tribute to a district Judge in Maine who spent the weekend locked in the courthouse bathroom) Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bonnie Shaljean Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:17 AM Love the punny title - I grew up in Amerikay and never heard the word "Loo" for toilet until I moved to London. The powers of the internet... |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Goilineer Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:34 AM We Can Work It Out Put Another Log on The Fire, The Three Legged Stool, |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Jack Campin Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:56 AM If you've had a vindaloo lately: The Stool of Repentance Ring of Fire |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Taconicus Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:59 AM The Loo Song. |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 10 Feb 12 - 09:25 AM You been told today, Radriano? - Chongo |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: radriano Date: 10 Feb 12 - 11:51 AM This thread is a response to all the "best of .." threads. One person's best song might be different from the next person. But they never stop, do they? What's the world's best love song? Who's the world's best singer? The shit never stops. So I was inspired to start this thread. |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Nigel Parsons Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:14 PM Or, the title of another thread resurrected today: Louie Louie |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Severn Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:14 PM Not exactly folk, but Screaming Jay Hawkins' "Constipation Blues" beats all the rest of the competition pants down! |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:31 PM "Is that the Moon I See" by Utah Phillips; I was kind of hoping it had been composed by Bill Staines... Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Klumper Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:34 PM What's the longest slowest ballad with the most verses...??? I'm feeling a bit bunged up; and may be some time........... |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Jack Campin Date: 10 Feb 12 - 12:53 PM John Leyden's Lord Soulis. 67 verses, I think. If that's not enough you'll need to think about blasting to shift it. |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Mavis Enderby Date: 10 Feb 12 - 02:39 PM The first time ever I saw your faeces... |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: tonyteach1 Date: 10 Feb 12 - 03:08 PM Brown Girl in the Ring The Midnight Special (after a night on the Guinness) Jumping Jack Flush |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Mike Mandaville Date: 10 Feb 12 - 03:29 PM I printed this discussion up, and used it to line the bottom of my parakeet''s cage. |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: michaelr Date: 10 Feb 12 - 06:49 PM If you stop me up If you stop me up I'll never start |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble Date: 10 Feb 12 - 08:35 PM "Down Below" the sewage workers hymn. Or "Humoresque" We encourage constipation While the train is in the station, Moonlight always makes me think of you. Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Date: 11 Feb 12 - 06:35 AM Cryin' waitin' Hopin' -Buddy Holly. I shall now flush myself from this thread:-D |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble Date: 11 Feb 12 - 09:27 AM David- "Flushed with Success" I don't think anyone's mentioned the old bawdy song "Blinded by Turds." Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bert Date: 11 Feb 12 - 11:21 AM You could probably write something to "Penny a Kiss" |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,999 Date: 11 Feb 12 - 12:47 PM It needs a title. |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Date: 11 Feb 12 - 12:48 PM "Hard,Ain't It Hard." "It's Now Or Never." "He'll Have To Go." "It's Impossible." Charley,Bert-don't encourage me! That's not a song by the way! PS-How does the tune go? David |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Date: 11 Feb 12 - 12:56 PM For Bruce-"I Shall Be Relieved." D |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,999 Date: 11 Feb 12 - 12:57 PM I'm workin' on soundtrack ideas from the www. With a little reverb . . . |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bert Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:03 PM A Penny a Kiss |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:03 PM Who's doing the visuals? Jest arsestin' D |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: MoorleyMan Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:10 PM These "best of" threads are now getting loo-dicrous in the extreme... |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:11 PM Thank,s Bert Me Ma had that,along with several others.Made me think of her. Cheers David |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:13 PM It's going right down the toilet. |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,999 Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:15 PM Here's an intro that sings . . . |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble Date: 11 Feb 12 - 01:55 PM Didn't see any "flushing toilet" sound effects offered. But a fascinating website. Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Date: 11 Feb 12 - 02:08 PM Charley-didn't you hear the gentle warbling of the "Shite Hawks" David |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Elmore Date: 11 Feb 12 - 09:36 PM Best song to take to a dump? The Ballad of the Green Berets by the late Stuffed Sgt. Sadly Battered. |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST Date: 12 Feb 12 - 10:25 AM mike m Constipation Blues by Screaming Jay Hawkins |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble Date: 12 Feb 12 - 10:33 AM For some reasons I'm reminded of the old (1965) Peace Corps training song with the line: Where the water is delicious; it will keep you on the run! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Klumper Date: 12 Feb 12 - 11:00 AM and still no mention of award winning life time achievement honoured 'folk singer' Donovan's musings on this delicate matter of immense universal human concern :-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0xVeP7COa8 |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST Date: 12 Feb 12 - 11:29 AM Ha Ha Ha, He He He Someone's on the lavatory Singing songs, dropping bombs All over Germany An old schoolyard song, as I recall. |
Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: number 6 Date: 12 Feb 12 - 11:56 AM "Cold Turkey" .... by John Lennon ok .. ok ... I know what the initial reaction is ... but listen to me, if you play it on an acoustic guitar it becomes a folk song, and a fine folk song it is to take a dump to. biLL |
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