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GUEST 02 Jul 02 - 04:27 PM
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MMario 02 Jul 02 - 04:33 PM
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Art Thieme 02 Jul 02 - 05:55 PM
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Donuel 02 Jul 02 - 08:40 PM
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kendall 02 Jul 02 - 10:14 PM
Bobert 02 Jul 02 - 10:45 PM
GUEST,ozmacca 02 Jul 02 - 10:56 PM
Bob Bolton 02 Jul 02 - 11:22 PM
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Hrothgar 03 Jul 02 - 04:58 AM
Banjer 03 Jul 02 - 05:09 AM
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GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blinmd River 03 Jul 02 - 08:54 PM
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Subject: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 04:27 PM

We're all sick to death of you stupid people clogging up the works here. This is a MUSIC site! Why don't you peabrains find someplace else to whip yourselves into a frenzy? Piss off and make your own damn list somewhere else if you think anybody cares what you have to say!


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Subject: RE: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST,Pete
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 04:32 PM

The thing is, this isn't a music site.

It's a place for people who like folk music to chat.

That's how Max wants it, it's his site so we shouldn't complain

Pete


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Subject: RE: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 04:32 PM

Does that mean "literate" and "illiterate" political idiots are still welcome?


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Subject: RE: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: MMario
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 04:33 PM

it's also not a "list" - it's a web-forum.


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Subject: RE: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 04:38 PM

sorry, I only understood about half of that


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Subject: RE: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: SharonA
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 04:46 PM

Man, talk about whipping oneself into a frenzy... Calm down, GUEST! Unless you're Max, and I feel pretty certain that you're not *G*, you can't tell anyone what to post or not post to this Forum anyway, so why not just start a thread about whatever subject pertaining to music might interest you? Then maybe someone will care what you have to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Naemanson
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 05:38 PM

I thought I heard a complaint but the complainer doesn't want to identify him/herself so he/she must not really mean it.

Come on out into the sun and we can discuss it.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 05:55 PM

Yeah, I'm semi-literate. But I can still read what the writing on the side of the truck says if it's not going too fast. ;-) Now, reading the handwriting on the wall is a whole other can o' anchovies.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: mousethief
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 06:03 PM

Yes clearly the best way to change the balance between junk posting and musical topics is to start another junk thread. That makes sense. And he calls us semiliterate.

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Celtic Soul
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 06:03 PM

Who says it *couldn't* be Max?


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST,Claymore
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 06:16 PM

"...and the Celtic Soul was never heard from again..."


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: X
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 07:13 PM

Doesn't folk music come from the topics of the day?


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: kendall
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 07:20 PM

At the head of MY screen, it clearly says, Lyrics, Forum and CHAT.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 07:24 PM

How about if you're illiterate but politically astute? That would prohibit Dumbya from posting here...........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 08:40 PM

Sorry you're sick to death. We stupid people will go clog elsewhere if you like. This MUSICK site was such a fun place to clog! When we peabrains find someplace to whip ourselves, we just can't resist a good old fashioned frenzy! The pissed on love making their own damned list. I hope we're all on it. We'll visit you to the end if you like, or if anybody cares to see how sick to death you are today.

Get well soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: death by whisky
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 08:53 PM

My glass is half-full.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 08:53 PM

Yo, GUEST. You need to take your axe down to the crossroads and grind it with the devil. The hate that came thru in your post indicates to me that you've got one foot in Hell allready. Danged!

Find an anger managemnt class and..... GO.

Peace

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 09:10 PM

i've been out clogging most of this evening in wrexham, wales [uk]

me, dixie & ken played our squeezers & twangers for tamsim, janina, brenda, dominic & the girls+ boys while they morrised, stepped & clogged.

unluckily, rain stopped play [typical british summer!]

so we were forced to retire to the pub for tunes, songs & jolly jovial craic. 'twas brillig!

then this slithy tove returned home, nowt on telly, so more folking about available on mc.

its bs i kno- but knot gloomy!!

eeeh! more wixy!

regards

mr h


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 10:03 PM

I guess the Guest is saying for us to piss off huh Bobert? Well I don't mind a good piss off myself 'cause it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.....and better to be pissed on than pissed through because that'd make you a prick........much like the Guest..........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: kendall
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 10:14 PM

You always have to sugar coat it, eh spaw?


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 10:45 PM

Hey, Spawzer, you is absolutely right. Just like my cousin Rufus says when I say, "I'm gotta go out in the woods and take one" and he says, "Hey, Bobberz, don'tz take et, leave et... " Well I hate to give ol' Rufe to Goof any credit but the boy has a point there. Heck, the bathroom *is* for depositys, *not* withdrawls.... Right. I think you and Rufus been talking behind my back.... Hmmmmmmm?

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST,ozmacca
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 10:56 PM

....and what is the big problem with political idiots anyway, semi-literate or not? Well, for one thing, some lamebrain keeps on electing them......

Long live intelligent BS - I welcome the opportunity to remind myself that other people with a common interest in music 'n stuff (but widely different views on lots of other things) feel the same way about the dangerous, dim-witted, diabolical, or downright dumb clowns who claim to be our leaders....


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Bob Bolton
Date: 02 Jul 02 - 11:22 PM

G'day all (and sundry GUESTs),

And what about the sort of pedants who point out the polites and idiotes were opposites to the Greeks ... respectively, involved or not involved in the running of the Polis ...? (Therefore, a "political idiot" is a first level oxymoron.)

Regard(les)s,

Bob Bolton


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 02:09 AM

Bob, I don't even want to guess at what a second-level oxymoron might be, let alone the upper levels. Of course, I haven't studied oxymorons since I was a sophomore.

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Hrothgar
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 04:58 AM

A second level oxymoron is somebody who can't be trusted with the gas bottles from a welding set.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Banjer
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 05:09 AM

...and who are the ones that clog??? I know it isn't me cause I don't clog...unless I eat cheese!


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 03:12 PM

A second-level oxymoron is just a really stupid guy who parks his ox up one flight from the main floor. (But he'd better not leave any unattended suspicious packages on the seat of his car. If he does, the FBI will grab it for sure---and he will then be the proverbial guy who "lost his lunch" trying to deal with the government.)

Art Thieme


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: mousethief
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 04:48 PM

Banjer, thanks for the belly laugh!

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: kendall
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 04:53 PM

It sure is nice to see my old friend, Art, in on this.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Gareth
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 05:06 PM

%Then of couse there was the semi-literate political folk song :-

The Cat and the Rat, and Talbot the Dog,
Ruled all England under the Hog"

The author of that doggeral met a very nasty end, drawn hung ad quartered at Tower Hill

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blinmd River
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 08:54 PM

Yeah? You can,.like, eat me GUEST!!! You may think I am semilliterite if it turns yer fillipin crank butt I cood care less, eh? I will not leave just becoz you are a flippin loser with a blowted vocaboolary eh? I bet you are just bummd out becoz yer fliipn weflare chek is late!

BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 09:03 PM

helo Blind Dunk in bind river, i dident see you for ages, were did you go/


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 09:22 PM

oh dear...


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 01:10 PM

A clarification --- to provide better understanding of my earlier post defining a second-level oxymoron:

An OX, in the context of my post, is a near-futre automobile model from Chevrolet.

Art Thieme


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: AliUK
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 02:24 PM

So *thwack* , where *thwack* can I *thwack...swish* go *thwack...swish...ktsssshhhh* whip myself then?
OH GOD!! DON´T STOP!!!

( from you´re friendly neighbourhood ono-masochist)


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Deda
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 03:58 PM

How 'bout us fully literate political idiots, those of us who grasp and are at one with our own oxymoronic nature? Can we stick around and hang out here, huh? Can we, huh? Huh? Please?


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 04:15 PM

Hey, John from Hull! Long time no BS, eh? I was like outa the swim fer ahwhile coz I got inta this little misumderstanding with the local blueballs! The cops I meen. Whatta buncha self-inportant loosers! Anyways, I hadda spend some time withoug aksess to the liberry compyuter eh? Akshully, the liberry had threw me out already anyways, but...

Well its' a long story, and I don't wanta think abowt it right now. All I got to say is IT WASNT ME THAT DID IT, IT WAS SOME BODY ELSE!!! I stand on that like a rock eh?

So howz it hangin'? You are a pretty good speller and I admire people who can spel l half right (like me). We oughta get together and hoist a few beer eh?

I was in Hull once. I got arrested for drunk n disordely, and they tried to pin indescent expshure on me too but that part was a flippin lie! I got off on it too coz it was a plain total lie. I ain't sorry about the drunk part, coz I am a man and a man ain't a man if he don't get drunk n disordely now and then. Unless he's a wimp. I hate wimps.

I don't got no interest in politiks but I just dont like that GUEST mowthing off like he was so speshul, so I logd on to give him a peece of my mind eh?

I am usin my cuzin's compyuter. See ya!

BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 11:24 AM

Well, looks like Shane (BDiBR) has managed to kill this thread... :-)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 11:35 AM

what does it mean, 'indecent exposure'?- its illegal i kno.

is 'decent exposure' ok?


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 11:46 AM

Okay, like descent exposure is like when a hot babe takes off her clothes eh? I meen like ALL of them, and in public. That is totally descent, man@!!!

INdescent exposure is like when YOU do it Mr Happy! Arf! Arf! >:-)) Like the emotakon? cool eh? I just lerned abowt them today eh?

Akshully it mostly like conserns the parts below the belte...I think... Well it does with men anyways. Muy advice is keep it in yer pants when yer downtown!

BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 12:01 PM

how d'ye kno its indecent when i do it- or have yuo been peeking?

am i being stalked?


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 12:06 PM

He's just prejudiced, Mr Happy. Don't worry. The only people Shane stalks are slow moving girls with an IQ under 82...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:51 AM

Helo Blinb druink in dlind riber, did you ind up in jail? They put me in jail once (drink & drivinf) i think you calli it DUI over there! I had to share a cell with a fat bloke called Terry, he was reeely fat ( fattest bloke I eber seen ) he was a bit mad ( he was convinced the russians was putting rays into his head, he was a real nutter! I asked him if they was trying to put rays into my head as well he said " No, you are quite safe" We could not have a radio in our cell becouse Terry thought it was sending him messages, bloody nutty bastard!
PS I think he weighed abought 30 stone (maybe even more) he was so big , he could not move about much.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 05:21 AM

Babelfish makes more sense than guest.

We are ill all with the death of you the stupid people who stop the work here. This one is a place of the installation of music! Why you them brains of the pea do not find a certain place in addition, to whip to him in frenesi '? Piss extinguished far and comprises certain in addition to its own list to another part, if you are interested each thinks, that to say to you you must!


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 05:28 AM

I agggre, Guest is bad- piss of Guset.john


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: allanwill
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 11:29 AM

Jack the Sailor

Don't you know it's bloody embarassing to burst out laughing in a room full of serious people!

Allan


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 11:54 AM

You too, eh, alinact? LOL!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Nov 02 - 12:49 AM

can't this become a perma-thread?


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Big Tim
Date: 08 Nov 02 - 11:18 AM

Surreal man. Who's Shane? Drunk driving ain't funny tho.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Willie-O
Date: 08 Nov 02 - 11:35 AM

I tried to find someplace else; I keep trying; but I keep ending up here.

probably cause it's where I get to by clicking on that little housey thing.

Now I must be off to contemplate the deeper meaning of second-level oxymorons.

I had a couple of beers in Blind River once, and it WAS pretty dark out....

W-O
there is no point.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Troll
Date: 08 Nov 02 - 11:59 AM

I think that the first thing GUEST needs to do is find a way to rid his life of those sicko's who are compelling him to read the political BS threads against his will.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Midchuck
Date: 08 Nov 02 - 12:14 PM

(Referring to the original thread title....)

What good would the Mudcat be if 98% of the membership went away?

Peter.


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: DougR
Date: 08 Nov 02 - 12:19 PM

It never ceases to amaze me. A Guest Troll comes along, posts a message he knows is going to rile everybody up, and everybody takes the bait. Well, not everybody.

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: semiliterate political idiots, piss off!
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 02 - 12:23 PM

No, DougR, not you!! You waited for the derivative market!! LOL!!

A


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