Subject: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 11 May 23 - 07:14 PM Absolutely not my kind of music on show, ever. And I certainly haven't been watching these pesky semifinals. But I can't help meself. I watch the bloody thing on Saturday night every year, get all animated about who should win and what's utter crap, etc., and absolutely love to slag off Graham e**ing Norton. One year, we even had a party-with-sweepstake on it. Ye gods. But I'll be there on Saturday night, spag bol on knee, bottle of red to hand (essential for getting through it - the corkscrew will be on standby just in case a second bottle is called for...) Wouldn't miss it for the world. It brings people together, it's in Liverpool fer chrissake, one of the world's friendliest and most inclusive cities (with the greatest football club in the history of humanity) and it's in honour of Ukraine. Be there or be square! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Senoufou Date: 12 May 23 - 03:04 AM We wanted to watch the ten o'clock news on BBC 1, but had to endure for the SECOND time the selection of the final ten for 10 mins before the News started. I have enjoyed some of the old songs from past Eurovisions, eg Bucks Fizz 'Making Your Mind Up' and Abba 'Waterloo'. Tut tut, I must try to stop living in the past! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 12 May 23 - 03:29 AM I'll be there but I'm on antibiotics so, for the firt time ever, it will be a sober one! Maybe I will see how bad it really is :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: G-Force Date: 12 May 23 - 04:01 AM Well it certainly brings our family together. None of us can stand it at any price. But thanks for not starting this as a music thread. |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Backwoodsman Date: 12 May 23 - 11:59 AM I heard a discussion on BBC2 this morning where it was said that the UK was lucky to be presenting the ESC because, if it wasn’t for the war in Ukraine, it would have been presented from Ukraine. I beg to differ. If there was no war in Ukraine, the ESC would still be being held in the UK because, without the huge sympathy/solidarity vote, the (IMHO, pretty poor) Ukraine entry wouldn’t have won last year, Sam Ryder’s UK entry would have taken the top spot. All IMHO, of course, and YMMV. |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 12 May 23 - 12:56 PM Mebbe. Let's hope it goes well (as it's Liverpool l'm sure it will!), and either see it as a whole bunch of fun or just don't bother with it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Backwoodsman Date: 12 May 23 - 01:03 PM I’ll be doing the same as you, Steve - spag Bol on knee, but without the wine (Mrs Backwoodsperson will probably swig enough for both of us!). |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 12 May 23 - 02:13 PM Suggested list of food and drink for the event 1. Austria: Schnitzel 2. Portugal: Port 3. Switzerland: Cheese 4. Poland : Vodka 5. Serbia: Rakija 6. France: Crepes 7. Cyprus: Kebabs 8. Spain: Rioja 9. Sweden: More vodka 10. Albania: Baklava 11. Italy: Pizza or any of Steve's wines :-) 12. Estonia: Beer 13. Finland: Reindeer 14. Czechia: Budweiser Budvar 15. Australia: Vegimite 16. Belgium: Trappist beer 17. Armenia: Brandy 18. Moldova: Stuffed cabbage 19. Ukraine: Vodka with a kick :-) 20. Norway: Fish 21. Germany: Beer 22. Lithuania: Fried bread (popular beer snack) ... 23. Israel: Falafel 24. Slovenia: Domaci rum 25. Croatia: Rakia 26. United Kingdom: Beer and chips :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Acorn4 Date: 13 May 23 - 04:44 AM More about theatre and politics than music these days? |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 06:13 AM The viewers votes have always been poitical but you would expect allies to support each other. Apart from the UK and Ireland seemingly! Other than that, no, it is pretty non-partisan. As to the performances, well, yes. The performance of a song can be of equal importance to the song itself in terms of enjoyment. Why else have live performances if not for the visual impact as well as the music? If you want to hear perfect music, listen to a rcording. If you want all senses stimulating, go to a live performance. Horses for courses! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 06:48 AM Well Greece gives Cyprus douze and Cyprus gives Greece douze. If that's supposed to be a political statement it's a pretty poor one and hardly one that will stick in the memory, let alone start or end a war. It's far more likely to make both countries minor laughing stocks than anything. Let it be. Horses for courses indeed! No-one is forcing anyone else to turn the telly on! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 13 May 23 - 07:00 AM ahem, a little typo, Dave 15. Australia: Vegimite (VEGEMITE) |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 08:51 AM Sorry Sandra! (It would actually be spelled Marmite though :-) ) |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 09:51 AM Who cares how you spell it? Just chuck it in the bin! :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 02:31 PM See! Steve and I do disagree on major topics. Marmite is the food of the Gods :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 03:39 PM Austria so far. Mind you, I did enjoy the semi-porn in the Poland entry.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 03:50 PM Oi, Cyprus, eh? Heard worse! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 04:02 PM Is this the Swedish singer or is it Queen Boadicea with claws? |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 04:05 PM Is it just me or is every song angst-ridden? Boom-bang-a-bang! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 04:10 PM So now we have a hunky Italian man wearing a very silly vest and singing in a high-pitched voice while two blokes behind him repeatedly jump to their deaths... |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 04:20 PM Bonkers Finland! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 04:28 PM Any Aussie bloke song that doesn't include the words "G'day, cobber, you old bastard" doesn't do it for me... |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 04:49 PM The Moldovan gnome and unicorns were good. I thought the Polish one was Britki Spearsov |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 04:52 PM Norway, nice and funky with a jiggy rhythm. I liked it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 04:55 PM Germany, Erling Harland with a massive lunch packet but being attacked by a green octopus... |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 05:03 PM Lithuania, she scrubbed up nicely, great voice, and one of the few performers who actually looked like she was enjoying herself. I liked it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 05:03 PM The Lithuanian lass was very pretty but I didn't rate the song. The Israeli song is about the Moldovan unicorns! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 05:04 PM Israel, Spicepersons... |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 05:07 PM Slovenian silliness, solid Eurovision! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 05:11 PM Croatia, I'm questioning my own sanity here... |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 05:14 PM Did Borat produce that one? |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 05:16 PM The fashion for talons has spread to the UK. I hope Mae doesn't pick her nose... |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 05:29 PM Listening through the recap and Czechia stood out for me. I think it was the harmonies! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 05:33 PM Eeeeee. Our Sam's good inty |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 05:56 PM Yeah, Sam, best song in it! If I was going to vote it might be for Norway (though I won't vote). I liked the Czech one too. And Cyprus. Good stuff. I liked our one a lot though the sound somehow didn't project it well on the telly. Loads of really good performances that I'll be happy to forget after tonight! ;-). Good show, good show! So Liverpool produced two great football teams, eh? To quote Bill Shankly (aka God), that's right: Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 06:00 PM Eeeee. That rendition of You'll Never Walk Alone brought a tear to this old stoney eye. Specially when they panned to Kyiv and the youth choir:-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 06:05 PM Norway were very good but I thought it was like a Tim Burton movie with music by Danny Elfman. I kept imagining the Nightmare that stole Christmas! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 06:19 PM 'ere, seeing as it's tomorrow in Australia do they already know the result? :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 06:42 PM Did I conflate 2 movies earlier? |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 May 23 - 07:05 PM Just goes to show: I can't bloody pick 'em fer toffee... :-( |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 May 23 - 07:12 PM I enjoyed it. Must admit that I looked up Amoxicillin and found it was OK with alcohol so opened a very nice bottle of Morrisons best Verdeca. Didn't drink it all though. Mrs G had at least 1 glass :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Raggytash Date: 13 May 23 - 08:56 PM Sorry guys but I have to say it .............. you two are just sad bastards ................................. Eurovision !!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 14 May 23 - 03:35 AM Another one that proves there is no cabal of "usual suspects". We disagree on important important subjects such as Marmite and Eurovision :-) Anyway you're only saying that because Ireland didn't qualify again :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 14 May 23 - 03:36 AM On a more serious note, 2 weekends ago I was watching Hawkwind live on stage. You couldn't actually see the band as they were shrouded in darkness and mist. The music was loud and raw with, as you could guess, many special effects. The crowd were bouncing and full of mud (see Northern Kin thread). I couldn't make out many lyrics. The light show was absolutely spectacular. It was then I realised that entertainment is not just music. I love folk clubs and close up interaction with a good performer. I also love spectacle such as Hawkwind and, yes, Eurovision. There is room in my head for both of these and many more! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 14 May 23 - 04:08 AM BTW, may the winning entry have had something to do with making sure the final was in Sweden on the 50th anniversary of ABBA winning with Waterloo? Not that I'm cynical or suggesting people may have voted tactically :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 14 May 23 - 05:53 AM "Sad bastards??" But we're not! The song contest may well be unalloyed rubbish in some eyes (not mine), but it brings nations together in harmony and inclusivity in a troubled world, and I think Liverpool did a great job. As for Sweden, they take the song contest very seriously, more so than other countries, a bit over the top maybe, which is probably why they're successful. |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Raggytash Date: 14 May 23 - 07:12 AM "but it brings nations together in harmony and inclusivity in a troubled world" What a load of bollocks, it is petty minded and often rigged voting across the board. |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 14 May 23 - 07:19 AM Yebbut that could be part of the entertainment and millions still enjoy it! :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Steve Shaw Date: 14 May 23 - 08:49 AM How is it petty-minded?! |
Subject: RE: BS: Damned Eurovision... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 14 May 23 - 10:00 AM 50! |