Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd

Subject: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: Mbo
Date: 22 Dec 99 - 11:08 AM

Hooray! Happy Birthday, Puccini! Here's today's quoteS:

"Don't worry about your beard when your head is about to be taken."
--Sun Tzu from "The Art Of War"

"...And everyone was happy, except those who had to mow the lawns."
--J.R.R. Tolkien from "The Return of The King"

"...But Sir, I can only swim in lakes!"
(Said by Blaisois when forced to jump into the English Channel from a boat set to explode.)
--Alexandre Dumas from "Twenty Years After"

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Dec 99 - 11:23 AM

What the fock is this Meebo? Its WINTER here in the Northern Hemisphere. Lokks like a checklist for a summer day.........

1. Try to shave without any excess bloodletting.

2. Wife threatens decapitation for not cutting the grass.

3. Cut the grass.

4. Take kids swimming.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: MMario
Date: 22 Dec 99 - 11:27 AM

'Spaw - you were lookin' for a cold shower. Dip in the lake would do about now, too....

Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Dec 99 - 11:30 AM

If NY is anything like Ohio today, a dip in the lake would snap off "Joe Smackers" at the root.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: Big Mick
Date: 22 Dec 99 - 11:36 AM

Jump in the lake????????????? Me and Big Ed are going to stay by the fire.............

Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 22 Dec 99 - 12:12 PM

geez. what a couple of dorks--give you the feeblest excuse and you drag 'em out and start bragging about 'em. old PeePee* would never resort to such exhibitionism.

--seed

*PrehensilePud