Seasons Greetings (PC)

Subject: Seasons Greetings (PC)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 12:47 AM

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, nonaddictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the world great, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is under warranty to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Subject: RE: Seasons Greetings (PC)
From: jacqui.c
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 04:08 AM

LOL. Same to you Robin - with (jingle) bells on!

Subject: RE: Seasons Greetings (PC)
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 04:58 AM

ROFLMAO!

Subject: RE: Seasons Greetings (PC)
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 05:33 AM

And all we wish ourselves.

Subject: RE: Seasons Greetings (PC)
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:27 AM

conditions sound ok to me

sandra

Subject: RE: Seasons Greetings (PC)
From: PoppaGator
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 10:50 AM

Hah! Same to you (including all disclaimers).