BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....

Subject: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 01:29 PM

...Hillary and Obama to fight over anymore?

Sheesh. The silence is devastating. Somehow, fighting over McCain and Obama just doesn't do it the same way. Know what I mean?

These are the times that try Mudcatters' souls. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 01:33 PM

It's ok LH. Just start another What is Folk thread. As John Waters said on The SImpsons after taking a swig of whiskey-Whoo, that'll make your Bull Run!

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Bert
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 01:33 PM

We were fighting pretty good recently but some bozo closed the threads.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Wesley S
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 01:34 PM

We'll find something. Don't worry about that. There's always Ireland and the Middle East. And "What is Folk Music"

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 01:48 PM

I think LH should start a thread called "What Is Ireland?".


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Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Bert
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 01:50 PM

Or "Did Ireland steal all of it's songs from England?" That should liven things up a bit.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 01:54 PM

How about-what is beer?
Or, what is coffee?

Or, thinking of moving to Greenland!

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Megan L
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 01:55 PM

Behave! Don't mak me send Granny ower there.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 01:56 PM

I've always avoided the fecking Irish dispute threads like the plague. There are some things I'm smart enough not to stick my nose into. (Not many, admittedly, but some...)

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:01 PM

Agreed LH. Man that political situation in Uruguay is something though isn't it!

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:03 PM

God knows, it keeps me awake at night.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:05 PM

Then of course there are fears of overdevelopment on Sable Island!

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:11 PM

And there is the growing threat posed to the world by Liechtenstein's WMDs. You note that they don't even comment on it in the news. That tells you just how bad it really is.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:14 PM

Too right. Fray Bentos which is a corned beef is much too close to Mercedes which is a car. People who have been living in harmony for years--ever since the fall of the military regieme in 1985--will soon be at each other over the corned beef/car issue. Well, admittedly they will have to read this thread to see that they DO have an issue, but that's a small thing in these peaceful times. WE CAN CHANGE THAT!

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:15 PM

Damn Liechtensteiners! The new axis of evil-Liechtenstein, Uruguay and Bhutan.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:15 PM

I like the way you think, man. It gives me hope.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:16 PM

Licktens/Liccenst/Liktenstine--their main problem is that no one can spell it. I mean, how the hell can anyone order an invasion if no one can spell the country that's gonna BE invaded? Huh? I ask ya . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:17 PM

What's them other two places, Irishenglish? Lord sufferin' Jaysus, pick place that are easy to spell. PLEEZE!

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:18 PM

Just call it Switzerland Junior

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:19 PM

OK. Switzerland it is. PLEEZE don't call me Junior.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:19 PM

Actually I was going to throw in Burkina Faso, just because I have always liked the name of the capital.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:20 PM

WHOA. Apply the breaks. They have lotsa guns in Switzerland. Let's find a place that has no guns and invade them.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:21 PM

Yes, but to use the guns they have to unfold their Swiss Army Knife first, so they are a little slow on the draw.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:24 PM

Oh. Then maybe this could be a go. LH? Can we raise an army of--Irishenglish, how many guys do we need. I think Shane could help if he's outta jail. So that one.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:30 PM

Hell, I'm not doing anything important right now. I'm in...


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Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:32 PM

I GOT IT.

Togo. We could open a fast food restaurant and advertise, ya ready for this?, FOOD TOGO.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:32 PM

Hate to be a wet towel, buy guys, we need a plan.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:33 PM

No, think I'll pass. I'm too busy fighting the rampant hordes of people from Tristan da Cunha coming to the US.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Wesley S
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:35 PM

How about a thread called "Which organized religion is the best?"

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:39 PM

Wesley! We're tryin' to organize an invasion here.
Get with the program, will ya?

NO. Make it a Crusade. That's always a money grabber.

Amos, LH, IE, Bert, Meg (our official skelper), you, Shane--man. that's almost a plan. We'll need a chaplain to assure us that God's on our side, then we go kick butt and take names.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:44 PM

I thought Ireland was the ancestral whorehouse for the Vikings.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:47 PM

Only a fool would attack Liechtenstein. No one messes with "The Sleeping Croissant".

Now, France, on the other hand...French women are quite interesting. For that matter, Quebecois women are quite interesting too. So let's invade Quebec, eh? It's only a short distance, and they will never expect the stealthy attack until it's too late.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:55 PM

No, instead of Quebec I think we should invade St Pierre and Miquelon. That will draw the ire of the French, so when they come to take it back, we rendezvous in Newfoundland, attack the French forces there. The Quebecois will see this as their oppurtunity, but we will be ready to force them across the ice to settle in Greenland. The French, seeing a need for renewable energy will support the displaced Quebecois in Greenland, which will then piss off the Danes, leading to the Danish-French war. By this point Andorra will hire mercenaries to gain more land, which will lead to Spanish involvement, which means that Gibraltar........

Damn, I can't believe I just wrote that. Although, if all those counries appeared on a Risk boardgame, that might be my master plan.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Def Shepard
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:59 PM

Yes...but what IS folk music :-D

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Wesley S
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:59 PM

No - Quebec is the better place to invade. After all they speak our language.......

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:01 PM

Wow. Quite the plan, Irishenglish!

But I don't want the Quebecois women to go Greenland, okay? Other than that...it sounds pretty good.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: irishenglish
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:06 PM

I call that the "Takeover the most useless colonial possession of a major nation and start a war plan," better known as Operation Falkland Islands.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Wesley S
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:10 PM

Has anyone seen "The Mouse that Roared"??

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Bert
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:12 PM

...And there is the growing threat posed to the world by Liechtenstein's WMDs. You note that they don't even comment on it in the news. That tells you just how bad it really is. ...

The reason we haven't invaded already is because Bush couldn't pronounce it.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:16 PM

Yes. And the Liechtensteiners planned it that way from the beggining. That's how devious they are!

And it's the same reason that Bush hasn't attacked Iran yet. He simply cannot get his tongue around the name Ahmadinejad.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Goose Gander
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:18 PM

Someone could start a series of 'our ghastly _______ tradition' threads, based upon the Our Ghastly Folk Tradition thread.

Individuals could take on various WAV-like pseudo-identities, pick hobby horses, and ride them to death.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:23 PM

He simply cannot get his tongue around the name Ahmadinejad.

Bush would probably call him "The Deenie Weenie".

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:48 PM

'Has anyone seen "The Mouse that Roared"??'

Years ago, Wesley, and I loved it.


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Ahmadinejad: can anyone here say that ten times fast?

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 04:20 PM

Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 04:38 PM

"We outta shells?"

"Yes," said the naked clam . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 04:46 PM

That.That.That.That.That.That.That.That.That.That.

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Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Ross Campbell
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:59 PM

Let's take that as read.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 09:31 PM

It's some sort of code, Ross.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:45 PM

Yes, it's a code. To decode it, you need a decoder ring. Unfortunately, the only place you can get a decoder ring is in the Black Hills of South Decoder, and that's too damned far to drive.

Subject: RE: BS: What'll we do now that we don't have....
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:58 PM

No, it is a simple response to LH's inane challenge:

can anyone here say that ten times fast?



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