whitby cherubs

Subject: whitby cherubs
From: dozy rozy
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:43 PM

All whitby Cherub fosterers are politely reminded that in the interests of the cherubs personal wellbeing it is necessary for them to maintain contact with their siblings.I would like to invite all cherubs, and their allocated guardians to a re-union on the weekend between xmas and new year 2008.And please remember....a cherub is for life, not just for christmas!

Subject: RE: whitby cherubs
From: Raggytash
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 06:43 AM

It's in my diary! My cherub is having a wonderful time perched on the lampshade in our bedroom, where she gets plenty of light to recharge herself and can watch over us in the dark!
Wombat (Mrs Raggytash)

Subject: RE: whitby cherubs
From: Raggytash
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 07:16 AM

Oy Wombat, don't tell Dozy Rosy that I manged to snap the wing of the second one, get the superglue out she'll never know.

PS. The one on the lightshade will have to have a plastic bag over her eyes tonight!

Subject: RE: whitby cherubs
From: dozy rozy
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 12:41 PM

Unfortunately, some cherubs are a little overactive, and tend to injure themselves due to their playfull nature.This is perfectly normal and the use of superglue is an appropriate remedy.And please remember....dont hide your cherub under a bushel!

Subject: RE: whitby cherubs
From: GUEST,Chewubino
Date: 04 Jan 08 - 03:15 PM

Da boss is in da fwon' room, so I sneekt in ere an usin da cwappy likl machine E keep in da bedroom. Mite hafta go sudden but I gotta twy.

Ere, Wozzy, you should be carful hoo you givin us too.
Da bloke you givin me too is weerd, dangl me from battwoom light stwing, den set me to sit on a funnul an lissen to wadio all day, ask me wotts been on (like i takin any notiss) an E also seem to tink I some sort of slave, ask wy I not cleen up while he out boozin, ha, you should see da place, books an stuff all ova da shop.
He OK tho, don' seem to mind I not kleen up, jus puzzld.

Ennyway, main ting, E keep askin if I a boy chewub or gurl.
E seem to tink boy, cos E keeps singin (or sumthin close) Sir page yor finlandwin is over, an goin on about cannunns an clowver. Ennyway, E got me wondewin tooo, cos i had a look in da miwwer but can' see ennytin, not even wiff da side wot mak stuf bigger. An i can't feel anytin down dere. So now i puzzld too.

Can you find out four me, i don' no how i gonna tell im (don' tink E can ear me speekin) but i wanna no for me now.

Luvv, Chewubino

Subject: RE: whitby cherubs
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Jan 08 - 06:18 PM

Maggie's cherub is perfectly happy in her new home. But it has rained a lot ever since.

Subject: RE: whitby cherubs
From: dozy rozy
Date: 05 Jan 08 - 12:39 PM

Cherubino!I am concerned at the type of home you are in! Not only are you left to access the internet without supervision, but openly confess to "feeling" yourself.Stop that this very minute.And lose the dodgy accent.I'm sending the cherub protection squad round there, and you will be forcibly removed, and placed in a safe environment,as soon as you disclose who your irresponsible keeper is.If you feel you can't say on this site, phone Esther Ranzens "Cherubline" in complete confidentiality.And you're obviously a boy cherub because you're thick, and you can't spell, and you obviously have one hand busy at all times.