BS: What phrases do you love :-)

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST,LilyFestre
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 02:45 PM

"Hi Chicky, I'm home!"

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 02:58 PM

Snoozer - around here we use the term "dumb as a box of rocks".

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST,LilyFestre
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 03:55 PM

I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 05:26 PM

"gobsmacked" - a British expression meaning "astounded"

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Peace
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 05:28 PM

"If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards."

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Peace
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 05:33 PM

Uh, LH, that was a most unfortuitous post position. No offense intended.

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 05:44 PM

If my dog had an arse like yours, I'd put him on an immediate crash diet, inform the scientific community, and phone National Geographic to come and do a cover story. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: LilyFestre
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 06:36 PM

"Let your freak flag fly, baby!"

"Be brave. Be bold. Be innovative!"

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 03:52 AM

May you live in interesting times.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 05:30 AM

eric, that is very unkind.

I like "as sharp as a sausage" (or a marble)

And, when referring to kids being just like thair parents either:
"Kicky mare, kicky foal!" OR
"What would you expect from a cracked hen, but a cracked egg!"

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST,Desdemona
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 08:17 PM

"There'll be wigs on the green"

"Crazy as a bag of hammers"

"(S)He hasn't got all four paws on the mouse"

To give someone "the rough side of your tongue"

There are probably a million others, but those few will do for a start!

~D

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 08:55 PM

"Peel that banana!"

"Hand over the mazuma, joik, or I'll pump ya fulla lead till I can see daylight shinin' through yer pinstripes!"

"She had legs to die for."

"I never met a dame that didn't understand a shlap across the face or a shlug from a forty-five."

"The sucker with the schnozzle poured a slug, but before he could scram out I showed him the shiv and told him I could send him down the river."

"Cheese it, you mugs! It's the coppers!"

"Don't bump gums, wit' me, ya dumb lug! I ain't got the time for that."

"Grab a little air! This ain't a squirt gun I'm holdin'..."

"You could see in one glance that she was a chippy, but I didn't mind."

"This kitten had a kisser you don't forget, and she was drippin' with ice. She wasn't nobody's moll, neither, and that was hard to figure. I could see her slippin' into my life just like a good roscoe slips into a shoulder holster."

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Janie
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 09:43 PM

"He worked from can't see to can't see."

From my granddad when we left his house after a visit, "I'm glad you got to see me!"

"Does the Pope sh*t in the woods? Is a bear Catholic?"

"He's a long, cool drink of water!"

"You keep screwing your face up like that, and God will make it stick!"

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST,Bruce Baillie
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 07:38 AM

...made me feel as welcome as a fireball in a crowded chip shop!
...me throat's as dry as a Nuns twat!

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST,Ruler
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 08:51 AM

..ugly as a bucket full of frogs...
..mutton dressed up as lamb...
..slap my thigh and call me David...

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:16 AM

Well love me tender and call me Elvis!

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Crystal
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 05:08 AM

Yes please with Chocolate on top!

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: thehiker
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 06:08 AM

He's so mean he wouldn't give you the steam off his piss.
A face like a welders bench
Not the fizziest drink in the fridge
Wet as a bucket of piss (gullible)
Sick as a small hospital

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: bfdk
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 09:08 AM

Welcome!

The way it was said to me time and again this last weekend by various members of the Portland "chain gang" headed by the truly lovely and gracious Sinsull and echoed by everybody else I got into touch with.

Best wishes,

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 09:38 AM

He's so mean he can peel an orange in his pocket.

Cold as a witches tit.

eric