BS: Kendall has a problem II

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 07:28 AM

At present, I'm more of a giraffe

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: MMario
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 08:57 AM

there you go, Kendall, an idea for a new tape. "Kendall sings the folk songs of the giraffe". Slap a label on a blank tape and you're done. Great money maker while you recuperate...

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 11:20 AM

I played a blank tape at full volume and a mime next door jumped out the window

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: Áine
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 11:24 AM

Suggested first lines/titles for Kendall's new CD:

I'm Blowing Bubbles For You Baby, 'Cuz I'm Boiling Over You

Cross Your Eyes And Tell Me That You Love Me

Don't Step On My Blue Suede Notebook!

If I Had A Pen, I'd Sing Sweet Songs To You

Just Stick Out Your Tongue If You're Leaving

I'd Send You A Smoke Signal, But My Matches Are Wet

I'd Send Up A Love Flag, But My Line Is Limp

Anyone else have some good suggestions??

-- Áine ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 11:28 AM

Kendall, that was the worst gawddamn joke you ever told...........I mean like I love it and all, but its really the worst.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: Áine
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 11:54 AM

Found some more songs for you, Kendall --

Is That The Look Of Love, Or Do You Just Have Gas?

Does That Two Finger Salute Mean You Love Me Twice As Much?

Don't Roll Your Eyes In That Tone Of Voice, It Was You Or Her And I Made My Choice

Blink Twice If You Want Me To Go

-- Áine

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 12:16 PM

Very clever Aine, I'll get mine! Spaw, surely you understand the concept of yin and yang. Without dark ther is no light etc. without bad there is no good..

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: GUEST,winterbright
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 05:43 PM

Here's a title for the tape: "The (Not) Yodel-yin Yang-kee" Say it out loud... Yodel-YIN YANG-kee... get it?! Get it?? Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Hmmm? Wha'd'ya think? Kinda grows on ya, doesn't it? First cut: "The Sounds of Silence", what else?! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 07:29 PM

someone left the door open again..

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 08:29 PM

It made me laugh, Spaw. But it's Friday night and I've had a few. So good to hear Kendall himself. No more gloom and doom.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: GUEST,Barry Finn
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 08:56 PM

Aw Kendall, this is great news even for a mainyact. I'm very happy for ya. Barry in Cow-hampshire

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: GUEST,A Boy Named Sue
Date: 14 Jul 00 - 09:32 PM

I'm glad to hear you're okay. I hope that you'll take this as a warning about smoking and quit. I've lost several relatives to cancer caused by smoking and wish everyone would do themselves a favor and quit.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 08:24 AM

I quit smoking almost 4 years ago.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: sledge
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 09:04 AM

Good news, but do try and give up the weed.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 09:11 AM

Kendall, how wonderful to get the good news so soon! I'll join the chorus of those urging you to follow doc's orders and rest that voice for as long as necessary- good thing you have us to talk to, innit?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 10:50 AM

didn't affect my fingers

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 11:45 AM

Kendall- Any chance you'll be a listener at the Champkain Festival? Maybe we could break beer together (I still have some of that dark stuff left).

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 02:28 PM

I'm not venturing out without a voice. It's too har to cuss in a whisper

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 02:37 PM

Hell Kendall, you can still give folks the finger. Besides, Dick's offering up some free beer.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: JenEllen
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 02:38 PM

Great News! You behave yerself and keep yer trap shut, y'hear?
~Elle

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 02:43 PM

Hey!!! There's the solution!!! Take Jen Ellen with you!!! She has a completely racked up hand and your voice is crapped out......But between the two of you, you can raise some hell.......JE has a wonderful "vocabulary" and she can rip 'em up while you flip 'em off.

Ahhhhhh...........What a team!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall has a problem II
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 04:14 PM

why di I suddenly think of making lemonade?