BS: The Rolf Code

Subject: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 04:03 AM

A writer called Tom Leonard in yesterday's DT came up with an alternative to the Da Vinci Code.
As he points out, the Templar badge shows one knight rescuing another by giving him a lift on his horse. The immediate thought being:-
Did you think I could leave you dying,
When there's room on my horse for two.
After which it all clicks into place, why is he so popular at Glastonbury? Is it a coincidence that didgeridoos is an anagram of
'O did God rise?'
Never mind Leonardo, the truth will out, Rolf Harris is the Holy Grail!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 04:18 AM

This is scary... isn't Leonardo' picture of the Eternal man a bit like 'Jake the Peg', with that extra leg??

Ooooooooooohhhhh......!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 04:35 AM

The final boss of the Templars, Jacques du Molay had to walk to his execution leaning on a stick, as his legs had been damaged by torture.
It is not recorded whether he was singing 'Deedle-eedle-eedle-um'
at the time.

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 04:39 AM

I have it on good authority that the 'Stylaphone' was an extra-terrestial signaling device.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Pied Piper
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 04:42 AM

Now you come to mention it,

"Son arrise in the morning"

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 04:44 AM

We're going to stay at Rosslyn Castle near Edinburgh(a Landmark Trust managed property)with some friends next month. Fortunately we've already seen round the chapel before the Dan Brown hype as it looks as if the place will be swamped with tourists. We may have to keep boiling oil handy to keep them off the castle grounds!
The French have what they call Da Vinci Refugees- lost in the city trying to follow the faulty topography in the book (a car chase from the Louvre to the US Embassy would only take about 30 secs apparently). The description of the chapel is the same. A fascinating building any way but the DVC is NOT a guide book!

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 04:44 AM

http://musical-instruments.listings.ebay.co.uk/Pro-Audio-Equipment_Stylophones_W0QQsacatZ58723QQsocmdZListingItemList

Rolf's recording of Stairway to Heaven was a coded messsage - signalling the time for a mass return to the mothership - but Rolf himself missed the boat. Or rather they thought that we deserved him.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Alba
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 05:18 AM

Well now just wait till I tie me kangaroo down sport so I can take this revelation in. This is stunning news indeed.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 05:21 AM

Pied Piper, Son Arise!!!!! love it LOL

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 05:35 AM

Did you think I could leave you dying,
When there's room on my horse for two.
What's that sticking in my back?
Its only my digeridoo.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 05:39 AM

No need to show your gratitude,
Or give me any prize.
No need to take me at my word,
When I said - son arise.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 09:34 AM

Do you know what it is yet?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 10:03 AM

The truth is out there, painted on a piece of hardboard with a decorating brush, and no, we don't know what it is yet!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 10:16 AM

It would serve you sacreligious lot right if Rolf Harris was God and you all got to heaven and there was Rolf on a cloud, whistling I was Kaiser Bills Batman, whilst the Young generation did an exuberant dance number, laced with zany humour...

And St Peter was Val Doonican with special guest star Jimmy Tarbuck.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Alba
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 10:30 AM

STOOOOOOOOOOP right there Al...now come on.

The Young Generation!..oh please...I am on the road to somewhere else me thinks.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 11:24 AM

I have not gotten over a recent re-showing of Lulu and the Young Generation's upbeat verson of Mr Tambourine Man - complete with tambourines.

It was even worse than it sounds.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 11:41 AM

hen from below the cloud comes the strains of - Oi Rolf - Get your lips off my tune......WHISTLING JACK SMITH.
Quack!
GtD

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 12:18 PM

I have thought that Rolf was The Codecarrier for many years now. His song, "Someone's Pinched Me Winkles" is obviously A Message.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 12:24 PM

Has anyone found the hidden message in Rolf's latest portrait of the Queen?

Or is it the Queen?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 12:26 PM

http://www.theage.com.au/news/tv--radio/an-audience-with-rolf/2006/04/19/1145344091613.html

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Kaleea
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 01:00 PM

Uh, which one of em was on the left?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: fat B****rd
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 01:36 PM

AAAAAAAAAArgh !! Does this mean that Willoughby (Whirligig 1950-) was a coded message ??

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Morticia
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 02:39 PM

So that's why 'Stairway to Heaven', he was trying to tell us all... only no-one listened....well, not after the first few bars, anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 02:51 PM

There had to be some reason....................

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 03:42 PM

Cockney tribe Britain = abbotcy erin trickie
meeting for games = afro gems teeming
held annually = DAY ANNUL HELL
every year = YEA REVERY
along the River Thames = earthmoving leathers

Ergo: A tricky abbotcy in Ireland, teeming with jewels from Africa...

You can easily complete this from the hints given.

Rolf is telling us the Truth.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 05:46 PM

And he's been responsible for the Atomic bombs exploded by the West.
My justification for this claim is a reference in his song...


Six White Boomers!

CHEERS
Nigel(assistant to the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus!)

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: JennieG
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 09:43 PM

They've just passed by.........!

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 01:37 AM

Damn - I was too late!

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 01:39 AM

Never heard about the Rolf code, only the Ralph Code, before!

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 08:45 AM

Who has seen the bearded healer on Animal Hospital, yet doubts that the Holy Bloodline survives to this day?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 10:11 AM

Looking at a list of the man's recordings, one is listed as 'Slattery's Mounted Fruit'!!
Now that's different.
Speaking of Animal Hospital, Keith, did he ever do anything with fishes?
FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: GUEST,Hertfordshire Templar Squire
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 03:37 AM

The Knights Templar, now based in Hertfordshire, still use the English Templar Seal.

Most commentators rather strangely claim that the two Poor Fellow Soldiers on one horse is a reference to the poverty of the Templars. This is ludicrous. Poor we may have been but you don't send valuable, highly trained knights into battle with only one horse between two. You can't fight like that.

Brotherhood, co-operation and devotion to eachother - a bit like "did you think I would leave you dying..."

Any attempt to trace me using computer forensics will fail and may be lead to extreme measures if necessary.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 04:20 AM

I sort of misread your location, Squire, but you got me thinking , and I remembered visiting a Templar Shrine, but it was in Herefordshire.
A place called Dinmore Manor, open to the public on a voluntary basis when we called in on the way to Hereford possibly about 1980.
A beautiful, restful place and worth a look if it is still open.

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:09 AM

unless one of the knights has a wobble board, I feel inclined to regard this has a some heretical offshoot variant of the Rolf Sect, not really singing from the ,"C'n y'see what it is hymsheet?" as the rest of us true believers.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:46 AM

I really wouldn't bother to trace someone who lives in Herfordshire. They will have suffered enough.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Aaron Aardvark
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 09:07 AM

I think this rare piece fdrom the less smelly part of Brisbane

Secret communications with aliens using the Stylophone transmitter

will confirm The Shambles observations above and should leave no-one in doubt that Rolf is truly a visitor amongst us from a vastly more advanced alien culture. Animal Hospital and the truly remarkable and unexpected recovery of the cat trapped in an operating tumble dryer for half an hour with a pair of trainers can only but affirm this thesis.

Aaron

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:27 PM

"I really wouldn't bother to trace someone who lives in Herfordshire. They will have suffered enough."

Even though Hurricanes Hardly Happen there...

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 22 Apr 06 - 07:34 PM

This does put me in mind of the night I went to the Newark Palace theatre to see an evening with Brian Johnston. I thought it was the cricket commentator with the cake.

But no!

It turned out to be the brother of Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnston of Sing Little Birdie (sing above! sing a song of love love love!) fame.

Brian's last hit had been one called Singing Hi hi hi! Singing Lo Lo Lo!(wondering why why why, did you go go go)

Anyway!

after an evening of all this unbridled pleasure. Brian said, and now I'm going to sing you something right up to date from the pop charts. And the climax of his act was Rolf's Two Little Boys - this was sometime in 1980's I think - though time plays strange tricks on one.

How we laughed!

all the best

al

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 05:56 AM

I get High, high, high,
When I'm low,low low........

'Scuse me.....

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: John O'L
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 06:36 AM

From the levity of some of the posts here it would seem that some of you are not taking this as seriously as perhaps you could be. We are not dealing with common or garden variety magic & mystery here, oh no. This is much bigger.

Do you realise for instance, that if you write 'sirrah flor' backwards you get 'Rolf Harris'?

Please don't try it at home. Just believe me, you do.

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 07:47 AM

Eit em ooragnak nwod trops - he is right!

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 08:51 AM

We tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
And thats it hanging on the shed.


never was there a more blatant signal to THEM

eric

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 10:43 AM

The Turin Shroud!!!!!!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 02:11 PM

It even looks like Rolf........

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 07:43 PM

How about I've lost my Mummy!

An intensely spiritual piece which points the way to the feelings of anomie and alienation that prefigures the modern crises in society?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 24 Apr 06 - 03:32 AM

I must fess-up to the fact that I may have been an early victim.

For in all truth - and you must remember what else was around at that time - I thought Rolf's Sun Arise was the most exciting sound I had ever heard on a pop record - since Hertbreak Hotel and Peggy Sue.

Peter Gabriel has been trying to re-make that sound for many years.

Another early victim perhaps?

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Flash Company
Date: 24 Apr 06 - 04:51 AM

Weelittledrummer...love the psychospeak!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 26 Apr 06 - 06:27 AM

And who can fail to appreciate the deep philosophy in the line
"If you want your boomerang to come back,
First you've got to throw it."

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: The Shambles
Date: 26 Apr 06 - 07:07 AM

Don't start on Charlie Drake now. The hidden messages in songs such as Spilsh Splash, Please Mr Custer and my Boomerang Won't Come Back are legion.......

Subject: RE: BS: The Rolf Code
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 26 Apr 06 - 07:14 PM

You'll know that the end is near when you see two buffaloes, two buffaloes, buffaloes on your lawn.

Stephen Lee