Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas

Subject: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Pure West Productions
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:09 PM

Yes, thats right YOU heard me. It's the 2nd Cracktown Xmas Special. Remeber the last one with fine music, hot chicks, games, videos and festive fun, well those Cracktown boys have decided to do it again (even though it was a pain in the arse last time and it cost them lots of money and other stressful things).

CRACKTOWNS XMAS GIRLS NIGHT IN
22nd December 8pm The Lamp, Norfolk street

Featurin' the talents of:
The Favours
Jenny Briomley
Wendy
and Natasha Hodgson

So if you like Mince pies, good music and crakin' beer, come along.
We promise you'll HO HO HO and empty your sack.


"THIS WAS A PURE WEST PRODUCTION@S ADVERTISEMENT WHO ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF YOUR PERSONAL DISSAPOINTMENT OR THE FACT YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY SCREWIN THE PLUMBER"

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:19 PM

heloo, are you that bloke with the hat, or the other one?
[are you rat bloke, or fox bloke?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:21 PM

PS= i heard you got a cd out, wahts it called? and how mutch is it?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:05 AM

Hello John its called "Songs in the key of f**k off" and it retails at £6. Just got some more in this weekend, honest.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:12 AM

oh.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:16 AM

I was listening to my copy just last weekend.

R

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:17 AM

Morning King Rat.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:18 AM

BLITHER BLATHER BLACKADDER

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 04:01 AM

ho ho ho....

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Michael
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 05:52 AM

Im King Rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:10 AM

No I'm the King Rat, you are Michael

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 11:45 AM

I'd love to come.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 12:30 PM

Well your very welcome old bean, I promise you 70 virgin midgets if you show.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Michael
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 01:24 PM

GUEST,rat - Even kings have names.
So I reiterate; I'm King Rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 04:30 PM

Ta!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 05:39 AM

bumpety bump bump

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!!!!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:46 AM

It's working.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:46 AM

It's working.....

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:47 AM

It's working................

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:48 AM

It's working.................................aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:58 AM

Jesus Christ man, I feel bloody violated but strangely......

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:31 AM

feresh, its a Wensday.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:37 AM

Mr Rat who is Wendy and Natasha Hodgson and what do they do?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM

Mr Rat-who is Pure West Productions?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:42 AM

Mr Legend, all the support acts will be female acoustic songwriters, each representing a different style of music, Wendy is a very acoustic punk act, Natasha Hodgson is poppy, the favours are rock, and Jenny Bromley is folk, this is Foxes explanation to hide the fact that Cracktown just wanna be seen with a load of women - HOO HAH!

rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:45 AM

Is Emma Rugg going, or Charlotte Green, or that drummer bird from The Corrs?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:46 AM

Sir John of Hull - Pure West is the Umbrella corporation of Cracktown and friends productions, i.e pub quizzes, comedy videos, articles, gigs, sexy lingerie. It is no way related to a Top hat wearin' Northamptian, a lanky miltia-man and thier booze crazed antics.

Cheers,

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:48 AM

Ah now I understrand nuf said, and therefore I feel sure they will require some violin accompaniment.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 11:04 AM

I told you we should have been women Dave!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 11:08 AM

I think you can get tablets on the NHS now, and silicon.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 07:24 AM

bUMPUS mCBUMP

16DAYS TO GO, HOO "BLOODY" HAH!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:28 AM

What do you want for Christmas?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:37 AM

I want a train set.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:41 AM

dogshit wrapped in tobacco leaves

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:03 AM

Me two front teef?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:05 AM

I don't have a dog. I used to have a horse but it kept chasing foxes so I shot it.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 02:54 AM

I want that one!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:18 AM

I'll go and dig it up.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Jim
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:25 AM

So HPB - when you comin' to Mucky Chetty to entertain us with your Hullish charms?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Jack
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:34 AM

Yeah, The Favours are ace. I'll come along with that Harri band.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:38 AM

You should be working. What will your mother say?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Jack
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:40 AM

E veryone should take a break from revision at some points. Shouldn't you be working or something as well?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:50 AM

I'm preparing myself for a bus trip to Sheffield this afternoon to see Hull City tonight. It's a worry!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:55 AM

Going to see City?? Are they playing Wednesday tonight? Gutted I am missing it. Ah well, I'll get to a few games over Christmas.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:57 AM

You must have come into some money!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Jack
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM

Na, I'll just try and get the premier club tickets.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM

Good morning

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sweetfia
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:17 AM

Good Morning lovely!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:19 AM

hello.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 06:46 AM

13DAYS TO GO, I KNOW MOST OF YOU ARE MOIST AT THAT VERY THOUGHT, I KNOW I AM!