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Subject: BS: . From: Peace Date: 13 Apr 06 - 06:37 PM Just after the BS: there is a period. The period looks like this: . I then decided to do a periodic table. Here it is: ..... . . . . Have a nice day. |
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Subject: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Peace Date: 13 Apr 06 - 07:03 PM The post I just had deleted was a thread entitled BS:. I drew a table which someone has found to be offensive. I called it the periodic table and it looked like this: ..... . . . . The thread was no more a waste of space than many here. So, there is the friggin' table again. Have a nice day.
Whatever the case, I've moved the deleted message to this thread, and you can all see it - just above this message. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: GUEST,Poopsie Mac Date: 13 Apr 06 - 07:13 PM Here's a four legged table: .............. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .............. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 06 - 07:14 PM Looked better in the message window, before I hit submit |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 07:25 PM Well, I guess it depends on the meaning of the word "tables". Check this out: "Tables represent relationships between data. Authors specify these relationships in the document language and specify their presentation in CSS, in two ways: visually and aurally. Authors may specify the visual formatting of a table as a rectangular grid of cells. Rows and columns of cells may be organized into row groups and column groups. Rows, columns, row groups, row columns, and cells may have borders drawn around them (there are two border models in CSS2). Authors may align data vertically or horizontally within a cell and align data in all cells of a row or column. Authors may also specify the aural rendering of a table; how headers and data will be spoken. In the document language, authors may label cells and groups of cells so that when rendered aurally, cell headers are spoken before cell data. In effect, this "serializes" the table: users browsing the table aurally hear a sequence of headers followed by data." -snip- Source: http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-CSS2/tables.html#q1 What?? I don't have a clue what I just read. All I know is that it's some technilogical gooblygook that is waaay beyond me. The first word I think of when someone says table is "chairs". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: melodeonboy Date: 13 Apr 06 - 07:31 PM I'm under the table! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Emma B Date: 13 Apr 06 - 07:31 PM Hey - if we attribute "The Periodic Table" to the wonderful Tom Lehrer, can we get it above the line? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: number 6 Date: 13 Apr 06 - 07:42 PM This thread is table ... so are all the others ... well, except the ones that have been deleted. sIx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Bert Date: 13 Apr 06 - 07:55 PM Periodic table, Good one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:02 PM Why was this deleted the first time? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:08 PM Don't even go there Guest. We don't want this discussion tabled. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Emma B Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:11 PM Here's one for all the sons out there - Incipe, parve puer: qui non risere parenti, Nec deus hunc mensa, dea nec dignata cabili est. Begin then, little boy, no one who has not given his mother a smile has ever been thought worthy of his table by a god, or by a goddess of her bed. Virgil |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:21 PM It just occurred to me that my "don't even go there" comment sounded kinda bossy, or even-perish the thought!-like censorship. Sorry, Guest 13 Apr 06 - 08:02 PM. You asked a legitimate question. But I was too interested in adding that play on word example. My bad. I'll get up from the table now and go stand in the corner. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:34 PM No No Azizi. It was an excellent play and I thought nothing of it. (Even if it did sound as though you were the "CHAIRperson" over this thread!. Now, on with it...we are set. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:39 PM I'll give you ten brownie points for that one. I better put them on the table to cool out. [Okay, I know it's weak. But it's the best I could do standing over there in the corner] ;o) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:40 PM \ \\ \\\\ \\\\\\ \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\ standing | ////////////// //////////// ////////// //////// ////// //// // / "Standing in a corner" Okay, so it's not exactly a 90° corner. It's obtuse, just like this thread. You try doing it better withouth spending half the night on it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:48 PM -------------- / / / (uns) table. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:52 PM Talkin about tables... at least it's not the end. **** BTW,I can't see myself in the drawing Bee-dubya-ell made, but I'm there alright. I'm doing this typing by psychokinesis-I think that's what it's called. But I need a chair- or maybe I what I need is a cheer! Give me a T [T] Give me a A [A] Give me a BLE [BLE] T-A-BLE What does that spell? [answer] TABLE! TABLE! TABLE!!! Yeah!!!!! {See this is what happens when you make grown people stand in the corner. Can I sit down now? Pretty please with sugar on top?} |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:54 PM [ [ [ [ [ --------- --------- [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] a chair. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:55 PM Table was I ere I saw elbat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: freda underhill Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:57 PM aaaggghhh! I have spent the better part of this week working on a VERY IMPOSSIBLE table (the graph type) at work, and trying to make it mean something. meantime, I have a very good table in my room which I'm trying to sell on ebay! tables are big in my life right now! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Rapparee Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:57 PM Table = Mesa. The Third Mesa is where the Hopi live. Mesa Verde is a great place to visit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:12 PM It's not you in the corner Azizi. It's standing in the corner. But this | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | out | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | is out standing in his field. Just don't ask what he's growing in his field. Looks like sticks to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:24 PM Well, since y'll can't see me, you don't know if I ever left the computer on the table to stand in the corner or not. So you just will have to trust that I took my punishment like a ma-I mean a woman and now I'm back in the chair in front of the computer screen and I promise that from now on I'll be good. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:27 PM And if out is growing something that he {or she} shouldn't be growing in that field, he or she gonna get in trouble sooner or later. It better be something good that can be brought to the table and eaten and not smoked. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:47 PM The Idiotic Table of the Elements |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: freda underhill Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:48 PM Idiocrates .. I like it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 11:22 PM out standing =outstanding Why that's wonder full! Don't ask me why I just "got" it. But better late than never. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 11:23 PM O and "field" can be taken too ways to. G that's great!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 13 Apr 06 - 11:25 PM Sorry, I should have said B-W-L that's great! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Bert Date: 14 Apr 06 - 06:58 PM So as guest says above - Why was this deleted the first time? The thread seems very inoffensive to me. Come on FESS UP!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 14 Apr 06 - 09:44 PM "Inoffensive" ain't enough for some folks, Bert, particularly if the thread is started by one of a small number of members who happen to be on a certain moderator's personal shitlist. That this sort of thing occurs has been mentioned before in numerous contexts and the typical management response usually includes the words "paranoia" or "conspiracy theory". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Barry Finn Date: 14 Apr 06 - 10:24 PM First thing I think of when some one says "cheers" is tables Barry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Alba Date: 14 Apr 06 - 11:03 PM Bee-dubya-ell it isn't like you to cast a comment out there and not expand on the meaning behind your post. Who do you 'think is on a shitlist? (Cards on the Table kind of question...staying within the context of the Thread:) Seriously...there is an undercurrent on the Mudcat tonight that is not very pleasant. Better out than in...so I thought I would ask. Best Wishes Jude |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 14 Apr 06 - 11:06 PM "It's A Serious Matter" is the signature chant [or cheer] for Alpha Kappa Alpha, Inc., the first African American Greek letter university sorority. I'm a member of that sorority. I also am a member of this Mudcat community. And all jokes aside, I firmly believe that Bert's 14 Apr 06 - 06:58 PM question "Why was this [thread]deleted the first time?" should be taken seriously. I also very much believe that what Bee-dubya-ell said in his 14 Apr 06 - 09:44 PM post is a serious matter. I have never been a "my country right or wrong" type of person. I'm also not a "my online discussion forum right or wrong" type of perrson. If -as it appears to be the case- any Mudcat moderator has a personal "shit list" and regularly or sometimes deletes the posts or threads of members or guests on that list just because he or she has a beef with those persons on that list, than that is not only serious-it is wrong. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 14 Apr 06 - 11:08 PM Alba, For the record, I submitted my 14 Apr 06 - 11:06 PM comment before reading yours. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 15 Apr 06 - 01:08 AM Correction of my 14 Apr 06 - 11:06 PM post: I meant to write that "I have never been a "my country can do no wrong" type of person. I'm also not a "my online discussion forum can do no wrong" type of person." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Alba Date: 15 Apr 06 - 07:31 AM Just wanted to clear a wee thing up about my question to Bee-dubya-ell:) I don't think that any Folks behind the buttons have a ' personal shitlist on the go. That does seem paranoid...(sorry BDL I borrowed your description.) I do believe that this place would go down the toilet in a heartbeat if those behind the scenes actually outed the real truth about a few here. I can only imagine what is removed before we see it...gives me goosbumps that one...yuk! "Fess up"....Fess up to what! Why should anyone that helps run the Mudcat be ordered to explain anything! Of course if certain members were outed for the shit they pull on people around this place most 'members' would ignore the shit pulled and complain that the poor wee victims were outed! It's a lose, lose situation. Twisted even. There are Members however that definetly have a shitlist and actively exchange who is a top of 'said' list in PMs to their buds on whoever is the target for today or who is to be ignored or who is whatever.or what they know that no-one else knows.. That is a FACT . It is so obvious just who are the members of the wee inner circles, it's like spotting a Rhino in daisy patch! It was said on another Thread, this is just a section in a Music forum. This section used to be a less serious section to come to and enjoy the 'Patter and have a wee blether' (Scottish terms for chat) on non Music related topics. Now it's like coming into a bad Social History/Political Class or even worse it is a tippy toe enviroment were one is forced to rethink every bloody word they type. Nonesense. How and when did that shit come about. Fess up to that and you will have my attention. Actually the Music section is much, much more fun lately and has, as it always has been, a place to learn about the good stuff. So...anyways. BDL please forget I asked my question, really. It is none of my business and I should have Pmd you anyway instead of putting you on the spot. I apologize for that and for causing the drifting from topic on this Thread. I find it impossible to take myself and a BS section on a Forum so seriously. There as so many things in my LIFE that are serious, from the area of work I do, to personal things in General, that I cannot begin to think of a Website getting that kind of energy input from me. Damn, no way. No I don't think ANYONE who moderates has a shitlist here. That's just my opinion however. I do sincerly hope that those that moniter this place have a list of shit stirrers and weirdos! I bet there are some members, however, who really would love to believe that moderators here spend their daily time just hatching wee nasty personal vendettas..lol...(actually that is not funny that people would want that so bad when I really think about it...in fact that is just plain sad ( in the true sense of the word ) If I have made any grammatical errors in my post...too bad..bite me. Dyslexia rules at this time of my day. Woke up thinking about this and really don't want it in my head for any longer than it has taken to write this post. Off to do something else..like make Coffee. Maybe Skarpi has the right idea. Have a grand Saturday Folks. Hope that a lighter Fare returns to the BS TABLE at some point down the road or not. Whatever. In fact I couldn't give a rat's arse if Max decides to dump this section altogether. Here's the rub... you know that Thread that got deleted... well I am just about to post to it! FFS J |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: DMcG Date: 15 Apr 06 - 07:43 AM I go along with Samuel Johnson here: "You may abuse a tragedy, though you cannot write one. You may scold a carpenter who has made you a bad table, though you cannot make a table. It is not your trade to make tables." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: open mike Date: 15 Apr 06 - 10:50 AM i sawed that leg off three times and it's still too short _______________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | and about the best song -- see the sitting at the table thread.. Trumpet Vine by Kate Wolf which proves that the best tables are kitchen tables especially when you sit and make music around them kitchen tables thread |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Apr 06 - 11:00 AM I bought a table saw a few years ago. Hah! Shows you how unimaginative some people are. I've used it to saw lots of other things besides just tables. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Bunnahabhain Date: 15 Apr 06 - 11:18 AM I have an occasional table, it's hardly ever there. I though I saw it yesterday, but I can't remember where..... Les Dawson ( I neither remember it properly, nor have the determination to find a link to the whole thing) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Peace Date: 15 Apr 06 - 04:14 PM Well, soon as there's an end table the thread gets the heave ho. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 15 Apr 06 - 04:18 PM Some hos are too heafty to heave. [oh, I didn't go there did I?] Yep. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Peace Date: 15 Apr 06 - 04:28 PM LOL You bad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 15 Apr 06 - 04:53 PM I assume that "bad" here means "good". If so, I'd say some of the time, yes and other times no. Btw, how you gonna start a thread and then get up from the table and leave the thread to go it's merry or un-merry way? What's up with that?? Anyway, I'm glad your back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Azizi Date: 15 Apr 06 - 04:55 PM As soon as I hit submit I realized that I had made a grammatical error. So here's my correction: I'm glad you're back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Peace Date: 15 Apr 06 - 05:12 PM YOU made a grammatical error? Sheesh: I left a letter out of the title. "RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . ." should read "It's really about stables." Too late now . . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Bill D Date: 15 Apr 06 - 05:15 PM as thread starter of record, you could always request a title change in 'help'...*grin* might work.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Well, it's really about tables . . . . From: Peace Date: 15 Apr 06 - 05:16 PM LOLOLOL |
