BS: Male Brain/Female Brain

Subject: BS: Male Brain/Female Brain
From: Rog Peek
Date: 30 Oct 07 - 09:46 AM

In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news" he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure," he explained, "semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves".

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. Eventually, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$500 for a female brain, and $200 for a male brain."

The moment turned awkward. Women in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the men, but some actually smirked. A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the female brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group, "It's a standard pricing procedure," he said, "We have to mark the male brains down because they're used."

I guess I'm taking my life in my hands posting this one, but what the hell! Remember ladies, you can always switch the male/female around if you want to have a laugh at the gents' expense.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Brain/Female Brain
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Oct 07 - 12:07 PM

Rog - cellar... NOW!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Male Brain/Female Brain
From: Mickey191
Date: 30 Oct 07 - 12:21 PM

I heard it thusly: The brain of a blonde is THE most expensive cause it's never been used.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Brain/Female Brain
From: Rog Peek
Date: 30 Oct 07 - 12:29 PM

Come on Liz, I did give you a get out clause.

Rog

Subject: RE: BS: Male Brain/Female Brain
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Oct 07 - 12:32 PM

I ain't no lady!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Male Brain/Female Brain
From: Rog Peek
Date: 30 Oct 07 - 12:33 PM

If you want a blonde joke Mickey, try this one:

A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman to his left says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things .....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

OK Liz, I'm out of the stocks, on my way to the whipping post.

Subject: RE: BS: Male Brain/Female Brain
From: Amos
Date: 30 Oct 07 - 12:38 PM

I am disappointed, Rog. Here you swiped a perfectly fascinating thread title, and stuck it on a post that would have been best tacked onto the end of the "Weak Jokes of 2007 Part 73" thread. In actual fact there are discoveries being made about the different hot-spots that appear in the operation of male vs. female brains, and the implications of the connection between culture and structure are quite intriguing. Unfortunately I have lost any links I had to the papers I read on it.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Male Brain/Female Brain
From: Art Thieme
Date: 30 Oct 07 - 06:08 PM

male brain

female brain

e-mail brain

But is there a gay brain?

Art Thieme brain!

Subject: RE: BS: Male Brain/Female Brain
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 31 Oct 07 - 05:16 AM

You've heard about the brain drain, but did you know that some people have a drain brain?