BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???

Subject: BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 07:46 PM

Well, what is this??? I mean, seems that all the folks up norht of the Mason-Dixon line been passing the llama around and leavin' a lot of us Suth-nas out of the party games???

What the heck is that about??? Afraid it won't come home if if hooks up with a southern boy??? Now I know that ya'll gonna say it's because we have all these wild pigs runnin' round but that just smoke... You try catchin' one of 'um... Sheet fire, boys... Them things can run fast... Real fast...

So what gives???

Don't Bogart that joint my friend
pass it over to me...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 08:10 PM

Sarrurday night shines?

Subject: RE: BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 08:22 PM

We just call it "shine", gn-ze... Ain't no plural of "shine"... An' you got some kinda Hubble telescope locked in on my studio??? How many fingers am I holding up??? And that could be ordinary tap water...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 08:29 PM

Well, if you got any more than one finger up, that's just perverted. I am sure the llama would agree.

Subject: RE: BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 08:48 PM

I donno about the llama, gn-ze... Ya' see, we down here in da south ain't had the pleasure of meeting up with the llama... We don't know all that foreplay conversations that take place... Plus...

... I see that you indeed have yer Hubble aimed at my studio...

Bow, how about shippin' that llama south... Just dress it up and stick on an airplane... I'll pick it up at the airport/... We'll call it "The Llama's Southern Tour"... Kinda catchy, ain't it???

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 08:55 PM

I don't need no Hubble. I know you, ya hillbilly, on accounta I am a good ol boy. Pretty damn close to bein one and the same. Only difference might be that I wear a touque and longjohns an a parka an a scarf an gloves ta get ta tha truck this time a yer year. An I got a remote start!

Subject: RE: BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 12 - 10:22 PM

You got a tiuque-touque?

Is a remote start like a head start?

You don't want no llamas, Bobert -- they spit just like camels do.

Subject: RE: BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???
From: GUEST,999
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 08:11 AM

Ain't nothin' like hearin' the voices of experience . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Carnal Knowledge with 'The Llama'???
From: kendall
Date: 04 Mar 12 - 08:57 AM

Thanks a lot, Spaw. You really dropped a clod in the churn with this Llama stuff.