ADD: Springtime for Hitler Parodies (for Trump)

Subject: Lyr Add: Springtime for right wings
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 10 - 03:06 PM

to the tune springtime for hitler

intro...

republicans had lost their way
what a sad sad story
needed a new party to restore
its former glory
Where oh where could it be
they looked from sea to sea
Dick Army looked around
and then he found
a group for you and me

[and the white girls sing...]
CHORUS
and    now    its
Springtime for right wings and tea parties
Winter for Barak and Feds
We will reload and threaten death
We are all tired of massive debt (unless its yours)

Springtime for Fox News and tea parties
Right wing is happy and gay (no way)
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out here comes a whiter race.

Springtime for right wings and Tea Parties
Our lands a fine land once more
Springtime for Big Oil and Multi nats
Com' on big business go into your dance...

spoken:
Don't be stupid be a smarty come and join a new tea party
Foreigners will give big bucks if we stiff those union f**ks
Com'on now Don't be a jerk lets outsource all our work

And now its Springtime for Big Banks and billionaires
Lets all apologize to BP
Springtime for Repubs and tea parties
Means that
Soon well be going
We've got to be going
You bet we'll be going
You know we'll be going to WAR!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Springtime for right wings
From: GUEST,Songbob
Date: 15 Oct 10 - 02:23 PM

Well, as a parody, it's not bad, but the scan sucks* in places, and I don't expect it'll be a hit anywhere soon.

* Springtime for right wings and tea parties? Wouldn't that have to be sung as

Springtime for right wings and teaparties (matching the original's "Germany" scan)?

And what are "right wings?" "Wingnuts" would work better, sez I.


Bob

Subject: Lyr Add: Springtime for TWITLER (trump version)
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Mar 17 - 08:48 AM

Edited Springtime for Hitler of movie version by Mel Brooks,Donuel

note: very little was changed

CHORUS:
America was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me!
LEAD TENOR BRIETBARTER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Twitler and Wall Street cats
Preibus is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Twitler and Generals
White folks can hate folks AGAIN!
Springtime for Twitler and Private schools
Watch out, Muslims
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Twitler and America...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for all Democrats
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Twitler America
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
UBERTROOPER:
Come on, you racists
Go into your dance!
UBERTROOPER "Jeff Sessions":
I am raised on my own petard so they call me Beauregard.
STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Trumpist party!
KELLYANN:
The Donald is coming, the Donald is coming, the Donald is coming
Reporter #1:
Mr. President!
REPORTER #2:
Mr. President!
LEAD TENOR BRIETBARTER:
Mr. President!
Springtime for TWITLER America
REORTER#4:
mr. president!
DONALD:
Not you, you're fake news
I'm so huge
Who's out to change our history
Mr. President
Raise your hand
There's no one huger
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
Donald:
If you're looking for a wall, here's a World Class Wall
I am huge
No one is bigger than me
CHORUS:
Springtime for Twitler America
Liberal's hair is on fire
Donald:
I won the election bigger and better
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Every Republican now cheer...

CHORUS:
Every Republican now cheer
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Donald is causing a Fuhrer!
He's got those Russians in his hand
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Donald is causing a furor!
Donald:
I was a has been mogul
I was just a tower resident
Got a phone call from NBC
Told me I was President
Aliens were blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And did some Twitter rants
Now the Radical Muslim terrorists are through
Flynn:
I am Flynn,
I met my end!
Manifort:
I am Manifort,
I'm a liar of sorts!
DONALD:
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
I am YUGE
Watch my show
I've won the election big
Dontcha know
No more crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone now cheer to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Twitler America
Goose-step's the new step today
DONALD:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Drones bombing from the skies again...

BOOM BOOM BOOM

CHORUS:
America makes hate so great again
Donald & CHORUS:
Springtime for Twitler America
Big Yachts are sailing once more
Springtime for tWITLER and AmErIcA
DONALD:
Means we'll BE Grabbing
You bet we'll be grabbing
we'll be busy building a wall
Donald & CHORUS:
You know we'll be BUILDING a war!!



(only tap dance was deleted in this movie version of lyrics)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Springtime for TWITLER (trump version)
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 05 Mar 17 - 12:52 AM

Trump is not an idiot.. he is not funny...

dont waste time and energy on silly mocking songs..

he is a real threat..

he knows what he is capable of...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Springtime for TWITLER (trump version)
From: BobL
Date: 06 Mar 17 - 03:32 AM

Adolf's similar qualities didn't stop us mocking him. No more a waste of time & energy than any other protest song, humorous or otherwise.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Springtime for TWITLER (trump version)
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 07 Mar 17 - 12:04 PM

The internet and social media did not exist in the 1940s...

that may be why the hitler pisstake songs that lived on in popular memory were catchy, pithy, and funny..

These days every wannabe satirist & 'comic' songwriter with access to a keyboard and bandwidth
is saturating the internet social media outlets
with a plethora of the most dire smug self indulgent shite being passed off as 'protest songs'... 😬

Subject: ADD: Springtime for Elon
From: Joe Offer
Date: 24 Apr 25 - 10:50 PM

And here's "Springtime for Elon":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvfIneIoAWw

SPRINGTIME FOR ELON
(Patrick Fitzgerald)

Donald Trump was out of money, what a sad, sad tale
Needed to win re-election to stay out of jail
What was he to do?
As his debt accrued?

He looked around and then he found
This oligarchic dude

And now it's..
Springtime for Elon and the GOP
Now we’re all happy (but not gay)
Trump gobbles up all of those briber bucks
He’ll blow up the country like some Cybertrucks

Springtime for Elon and the GOP
Winter for libs and Democrats
Springtime for Elon and the GOP
And we’ll throw in a few technocrats

Springtime for Elon and the GOP
Fascists begin to advance
Springtime for Elon and the GOP
Come on, Elon, go into your dance

Don’t be a child, be an adult
Come and join the MAGA cult

Help us stop all these pretenders
Pass a law for just two genders

Subject: RE: ADD: Springtime for Hitler Parodies (for Trump)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 24 Apr 25 - 10:53 PM

And here's "Springtime for Trumpers":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWro_MWmiXU

Subject: ADD: Springtime for Hitler
From: Joe Offer
Date: 24 Apr 25 - 11:03 PM

Here's "Springtime for Hitler" from the 1968 The Producers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovCf9VRLnDY

And from the 2005 movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcy582OB9qk

SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER
(Mel Brooks??)

[GERMANS]
Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

[LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER]
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

[Chorus]
Look, it's springtime
[STORMTROOPER]
Winter for Poland and France

[STORMTROOPER, Chorus]
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!

[Chorus]
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!

[LEAD STORMTROOPER]
Come on, Germans
Go into your dance!

[Tap break]

[STORMTROOPER "ROLF"]
I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf

[STORMTROOPER "MEL"]
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!

[ULLA]
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!

[STORMTROOPER #1]
Heil Hitler!

[STORMTROOPER #2]
Heil Hitler!

[THREE STORMTROOPERS]
Heil Hitler!

[LEAD STORMTROOPER]
Springtime for Hitler and Germany

[ALL]
Heil Hitler!

[ROGER as Hitler]
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!

[Chorus]
Yes, you do!

[ROGER]
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your beer

[Chorus]
Jawohl!

[ROGER]
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer

[Chorus]
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi

[ROGER]
Heil myself!

[Chorus]
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi

[ROGER]
Heil myself!

[Chorus]
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi

[ROGER]
Stand and cheer!

[HEIL-LOS]
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got those Russians on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Fuhrer is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!

[ROGER]
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was Fuhrer
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!

(spoken)
But it wasn't always so easy... It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I... why I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break. Somebody burned down the Reichstag! And, would you believe it? They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!

(sung)
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...

[ALL]
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goose-step's the new step today

[MEN]
Bombs falling from the skies again

[ALL]
Deutschland is on the rise again
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany

[ROGER]
Means that

[Chorus]
Soon we'll be going

[ROGER]
We've got to be going

[Chorus]
You know we'll be going

[ROGER]
You bet we'll be going!

[ALL]
You know we'll be going to war!

Source: https://genius.com/Mel-brooks-springtime-for-hitler-broadway-version-lyrics (unedited)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springtime_for_Hitler