Help: Psychology songs

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mrrzy
Date: 17 May 01 - 09:16 AM

Yikes!

Well, I went to teach my first class last night, and nobody showed up... Classes don't start till next week. Got a song about THAT?!?

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Wolfgang
Date: 17 May 01 - 10:19 AM

No song, Mrrzy, but a dream triple from my first years of teaching. One bad dream was I came into class and nobody was there. A worse dream was I came into class, everybody was there but I was completely unprepared. The worst dream was I came into class was completely unprepared and nobody showed up. Two bads didn't make one good in the dream, but who says dreams have to be logical.

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 17 May 01 - 11:32 AM

I copied the following from The Songs Vin Played--96-03-10 -- the playlists of Vin Scelsa's Sunday Night on New York's WNEW:

Vin reads a personally addressed piece of junk mail he received from AARP and freaks out! -- Leading to the following set:

BEATLES: When I'm 64
RAMONES: I Don't Want To Grow Up
DAN BAIRD: Younger Face
MARY MARTIN as PETER PAN: I Won't Grow Up
TOM WAITS: I Don't Want To Grow Up
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: Growin' Up
THE WHO: My Generation
RICKIE LEE JONES: I Won't Grow Up
IGGY POP: To Belong
THE BAND: Forever Young
BOB DYLAN w/THE BAND: Forever Young (version 1 from Dylan's "Planet Waves")

Now, that should fit your theme of developmental psychology!

You might want to look at the web page. It wasn't clear to me when the "set" ended.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mrrzy
Date: 17 May 01 - 01:48 PM

Ooh, Jim, I will check it out forthwith! GREAT set!

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mrrzy
Date: 17 May 01 - 01:48 PM

When I'm 64 just reminded me of that great Tom Lehrer one about getting old... A definite!

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mrrzy
Date: 17 May 01 - 01:52 PM

Just checked Trad for When You Are Old And Gray, and it seems to be missing a verse? I recall 2 verses before all the ilities...

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 17 May 01 - 06:25 PM

One of the best songs about gender I know - and written by a man: Harry Chapin's 'Why Do Little Girls Grow Crooked?'

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: celticblues5
Date: 17 May 01 - 11:47 PM

How about "Gee, Officer Krupke" from West Side Story - about being handed around from one expert/agency to the next?

Or Rob Lumbard's "Crazy Little Girl" ("In her eye was the gleam/that showed she was on Thorazine...")? [P.S. - if you ever start collecting vascectomy songs, he has one about that too! ;-)]

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mrrzy
Date: 18 May 01 - 09:00 AM

Hey Susanne(skw), post the lyrics of Crooked,will you? I can't find them and it sounds great!

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: GUEST,Jeff Ryan
Date: 18 May 01 - 07:12 PM

I was thinking of Petula Clarke's Windmills of Your Mind, The Ad, and Games People Play. They have that common thread of pyschology. The other song that falls in here is Supertramp's The Logical Song.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 18 May 01 - 07:18 PM

Mrrzy, my absolutely reliable memory (snigger) doesn't come up with any other verses for "When You Are Old and Gray" (which is spelled Grey in the DT, which is why I had trouble finding it!). If you find another verse, I'd love to hear it. I once wrote a sort of parody of "The Elements", called "The Formulary Song" (with drug names). I sent it to Tom, and he wrote back, "As a lifelong apostle of plagiarism, I certainly have no objection."

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Helen
Date: 18 May 01 - 07:57 PM

Have you seen the animated series on tv called Dr Katz. Very funny send up of a psychotherapist/analyst/whatever-ist.

It's currently on SBS in Oz which means it probably wouldn't get on to any mainstream tv stations.

Helen

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mrrzy
Date: 19 May 01 - 03:19 PM

Mark Cohen, that tidbit about Tom is really sweet!

Subject: Lyr Add: WHY DID THE LITTLE GIRLS GROW CROOKED?
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 19 May 01 - 06:41 PM

Here you are, Mrrzy! Thought I might have posted them already because it's one of my favoirite songs. My recording is by Iain MacKintosh, though.

WHY DID THE LITTLE GIRLS GROW CROOKED?
(Harry Chapin)
Why did little girls grow crooked when little boys grew tall
The boys were taught to tumble, the girls told not to fall
The girls answered the telephones, the boys made all the calls
That's why little girls grew crooked when little boys grew tall

Why did little girls grow crippled when little boys grew strong
The boys allowed to come of age, the girls told, Come along
The girls were told, Sing harmonies, the boys were told, Sing songs
That's why little girls grew crippled when little boys grew strong

Why did the little girls come broken when little boys came whole
The boys were told to be themselves, the girls were told, Play roles
The little boys were set aflame, the girls told, Fan the coals
That's why little girls came broken when little boys came whole

Why were the little girls made frightened to be just what they are
The boys were told to ask themselves, How high? How far?
The girls were told to reach the shelves, the boys were reaching stars
That's why little girls were made frightened to be just what they are

Still they bled for us all as the moon rode the sky
And they carried our seed as our need ran high
And they fed our children in the night when they cried
Womankind wept as mankind died

Why did little girls grow crooked when little boys grew tall
Maybe because the little boys didn't get to grow up at all

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Howard Kaplan
Date: 20 May 01 - 02:52 PM

Baby in a Box

This tribute to B. F. Skinner, which I wrote some time around 1969 or 1970, is based on his article, "Baby in a box", originally published in a popular magazine and reprinted in his book, Cumulative Record. Many of the references in the song are to events and writings that postdate the original article. The tune is "Camptown Races".

I'm the baby in the box, googah, googah. All my toys are wired to clocks, googah all day. I live in a lab on a rubber slab, And every time I learn a trick my picture's in JEAB.

I'm the baby in the box, googah, googah. I like Pablum mixed with lox, googah all day. Yes, my diet's planned; nothing in it's banned. Now that I can't have MSG, everything tastes quite bland.

I'm the baby in the box, googah, googah. I get trained with love not shocks, googah all day. Trained to press a bar, someday I'll go far. I'll never take a coffee break when I am on VR.

I'm the baby in the box, googah, googah. I wear neither shoes nor socks, googah all day. Make my day complete: please adjust the heat. Put a diaper on my rump and nothing on my feet.

I'm the baby in the box, googah, googah. My views are unorthodox, googah all day. Freedom's not for me -- no, nor dignity. I'm content to just prevent the fall of society.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 10:46 PM

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: LR Mole
Date: 07 Aug 01 - 01:34 PM

"Younger Generation by John Sebastian:he did it at Woodstock (and spaced on some of the lyrics, I think) and its also on "Everything Playing", the fourth Spoonful album, after Zally left.His "How Have You Been?" (my darlin' children) is good for some audiences,too.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Aug 01 - 03:42 PM

A really obvious song no one seems to have mentioned.

"Fire and Rain", James Taylor, Written by a mental parient, for a mental patient.

Also how about "Jumper" by Third Eye Blind? "Wish you would step back from that ledge my friend." is one of the greatest lyrical hooks of all time.

Cheers

Rob

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: annamill
Date: 07 Aug 01 - 04:57 PM

Did anyone mention "They're coming to take me away, Ho Ho"? BTW, MT, I do believe "Twisted" was done, also, and may be the original, by a wonderful group called Hendicks, Lambert and Ross. Ross being Annie Ross and she's the only one who can ever do that song for me.

"I knew as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas" "I knew what was happening, I knew I was a genius"

"I would'nt ride on any double decker buses all because there was no driver on the top"

One of my favorites. L.A.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Genie
Date: 03 Oct 01 - 03:42 AM

I wrote this one years ago when I was a grad student in experimental psychology at the U. of Illinois. I may have forgotten part of it.
Tune: What Have They Done To The Rain?

What Have They Done To The Rat?

Just a little rat running down the maze,
He's starv-ed and shock-ed until he's in a daze,
Frightened all to pieces to see if he'll drop feces
(or "Scared out of his wits to see how much he defecates") What have they done to the rat?

Just a guilty rat who ate fobidden grain,
He's cowering in fear and shame!
But how could he know better? How could he refrain,
When just the day before, they took out half his brain?
What have they done to the rat?

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 03 Oct 01 - 02:27 PM

How about the one Chet Atkins wrote? Dad? I think that was its title. It was about waking up and seeing his dad in the mirror - only it was him. Very nice acoustic tune if I recall.

Ah the lovely process of aging!

My lovely bride and I were discussing the difference between senility and alzheimers last night - I don't remember what we came up with. . . .

Steve

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Genie
Date: 03 Oct 01 - 03:30 PM

Oh, I forgot the part referring to the Olds and Milner research on the septal nucleus of the hypothalamus -- the "pleasure center" in the brain:

Just a horny rat pressing on the bar;
It gives him a delightful jar!

I don't remember whether there was more to that verse or whether I just ended it with
Just a little rat, just a little rat,
What have they done to the rat?
Genie

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: GUEST,aesop
Date: 03 Oct 01 - 07:24 PM

How about this?

VIENNESE DRINKING SONG by Camille West

Oh wherever we go there's id and there's ego
The conflicts we never outgrow
Anxiety's built on repression and guilt
Ask any good Catholic, you know
There are feelings inside that are felt and denied
Then in trying to hide them we find
That the ones we express are the ones we repress
And they tell me it's all in my mind

Chorus: And we sing yah yah yah yah
So many things to avoid (last time - sometimes I'm slightly annoyed)
And we sing yah yah yah yah
The gospel according to Freud

One day my kid came to me straight from his therapy
Used to be strictly Gestalt
He said I'm not complaining but my toilet training
Was rough, so you're really at fault
Perhaps if I'd waited he'd not be fixated
I wish that I'd made it a game
But I owe an apology, thank you psychology
It's my fault the kid is insane

Chorus

Our sons want to marry us, Freud says the Oedipus
Complex is strong and it's real
These boys cause a ruckus, they all want to
Shall we say feel what they ought not to feel
Between father and son there's a war to be won
Over mama's affectionate glance
Says pop to his kid, "What's this crap about id?
Keep your impulses inside your pants."

Chorus

And ladies, between us, we envy the penis
Says Freud, it's our major drawback
Thus all our neuroses and sometimes psychoses
Begin over something we lack
And so men's exterior makes them superior
Freud says our envy is moot
But I must disagree, cause according to me
The zucchini's a great substitute

Also, some friends of mine wrote a parody of the song from The Wizard of Oz "If I only had a..." about penis envy.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: WyoWoman
Date: 03 Oct 01 - 10:47 PM

Thanks for remembering, MMario. Here's my contribution: (tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic")

PSYCHOTHERAPY
(Melanie's version, dunno if she wrote it)

Oh mine eyes have seen the glory of the theories of Freud,
He has taught me all the evils that my ego must avoid.
Repression of the impulses resulting paranoid
As the id goes marching on.

Chorus: Glory glory psychotherapy,
glory glory sexuality,
Glory glory now we can be free
as the id goes marching on

There was a man who thought his friends to him were all superior
And this complex he imagined made life drearier and drearier
'Til his analyst assured him that he really was inferior
As the id goes marching on.

Chorus —

Do you drown your superego in a flood of alcohol (- or something else -)
And go running after women till you're just about to fall.
You may think you're having fun but you're not having fun at all
As the id goes marching on.

Chorus

Oh sad is the masochism, the vagaries of sex
Have turned half the population into total nervous wrecks.
But your analyst will cure you, long as you can pay the cheques
As the id goes marching on.
Chorus

Is your body plagued by aches and pains that you can't understand
Compound fractures ingrown toenails, floating kidneys, trembling hands,
There's a secret to your trouble: you're in love with your old man
As the id goes marching on - (all together now!)
Chorus —
Freud's mystic world of meaning needn't have us mystified
It's really very simple what the psyche tries to hide:
A thing is a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide
As the id goes marching on.

Chorus —

Ta-dah!
ww

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Reiver 2
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 06:21 PM

I just stumbled onto this thread by accident, but it reminded me of a song I'd collected many years ago. I have no idea when (late 1940s or early '50s I'd guess)or where I found it, or heard it, and only a vague recollection of the tune (Though I have the handwritten musical notes). I searched the DT and found nothing that resembled it. But in this thread back on 14 May 01, GUEST aMOS posted the chorus. Can anyone provide information of where this song came from, who sang it, etc.? I haven't been able to locate the lyrics anywhere on the Mudcat so I'll post them here. It's called:

DOCTOR FREUD

Oh, it happened in Vienna not so very long ago
When not enough folks were getting sick,
That a starving young physician tried to better his position
By discovering what made his patients tick.

   CHORUS (Sung after each verse):
    Oh, Doctor Freud, oh, Doctor Freud,
    How I wish you had been otherwise employed.
    For this set of circumstances sure enhances the finances
    Of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud.

He forgot about sclerosis, but invented the psychosis
And a hundred ways that sex could be enjoyed.
He adopted as his credo, "Down repression, up libido!"
And that was the start of Doctor Sigmund Freud.

Now he analyzed the dreams of the teens and libertines,
And he substituted monologues for pills.
He drew crowds just like Wells-Saddler when along came Jung and Adler
Who said, "By God, there's gold in them that ills."

They encountered no resistance when they served as Freud's assistants
As with Ego and with Id they deftly toyed.
And instead of toting bedpans, they bore analytic deadpans;
Those ambitious doctors Adler, Jung and Freud.

Now the Big Three have departed, but not so the cult they started.
It's been carried on by many a goodly band.
And to trauma, shock and war-shock, someone went and added Rorschach,
Now the thing has got completely out of hand.

Now old men with double chinsys and a million would-be Kinseys
Will discuss it at the drop of a repression.
So pardon my complainin', 'bout all the dough I'm payin'
To lie down on some one's couch and say confession.

Musical notes:

AAAABAAF#EDEDDBD
DEF#AAAABAE
AAAABAAF#EDEDDBD
DDEF#AF#EGF#ED

cho:
DEF#GD(high)C#BBA
F#GAAAAAD(high)AF#E
F#GAABAAF#ED DDDD(last 4 high)C#B
BBAAD(high)BAGF#ED

I think I've got that right. I don't know how to indicate quarter notes from eighth notes without a five line staff. (You can tell I'm not a musician.)

Reiver 2

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mrrzy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 01:18 PM

Reiver 2, that's the song I started this thread with... what a great song it is, and a fine song, too! I have it by The Gateway Singers At The Hungry I, yes circa 1940. Maybe even earlier - very thick vinyl. I know the tune well but can't notate, but I can sing it if you need me to (brace yourselves!).

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Abby Sale
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:04 PM

1940? If you say so but that seems very early for The Hungry I or the Gateways. Kieffer gives 196? for the LP.

This song is in the database as DR. FREUD, attributed to David Lazar. It was already there when I sent DOCTOR FREUD 2 (qv) up to the DigTrad in 1999. I believe I found it in a Legman monograph.

I don't know if you'd want to sing this last one in your class but maybe you're teaching a class in adult education these days.

Re-reading this thread including "Crazy Man Michael" reminds me of another mad song that Carthy sang "BEDLAM BOYS" (or "Mad Tom of Bedlam") which is evolved from very old songs...D'Urfey & in the broadside collections.   It's a good yun.

I thin there are really many trad songs that deal pragmatically & incitefully with psychological reactions to life. Not, of course in Freudian or any clinical terms but emotional response is a basic & common element in balladry. Revenge & jelousy, of course but also despair, love, tocsicity, etc lead Folk to irrational behavior.

Two simple cases, treated comically are "Sweet Betsy" & "Peter Grey" (in the forum, but not the db yet).

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mrrzy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:37 PM

Oh, it could be any time - I was just going by how crackly the record is, I haven't actually looked at the record sleeve in years. It's probably the 50's or sometime near when the Weavers were blacklisted.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Reiver 2
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 05:00 PM

Hey Mrrzy,
Glad you're still around! I thought that might be the song you referred to. I couldn't find it in the DT. I tried "Dr. Freud" and got "No Results in the Digitrad", but several Forum threads of which this was one. I also tried "Doctor Freud" in the DT but the only things listed were "Oedipus Rex" and "Doctor Freud 2" neither of which is this song. (Abby Sale: I've always assumed that the DigiTrad and the "database" were the same thing. If not, where do I access the database? I don't see a link anywhere for that.)

In my set of words posted yesterday, in the last line of verse 3 the phrase should have been "in them thar hills." (Pardon the typo.) Also, I have trouble scanning the last line of verse 2. There seems to be an extra word or syllable in there. I wrote it as I'd written it down in my old looseleaf notebook of folk songs, but as I recite it to myself it doesn't sound quite right. I'd love to hear you sing the song, but I'm not sure how it could be done. Maybe I can find a copy of the Gateway Singers album somewhere.

Reiver 2

Reiver 2

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:43 AM

I hear "and that was the start of Dr. Sigmund Freud" too for the line you specify, if that's what you're calling Verse 2...

And what about Shock the monkey, by Peter Gabriel?

Subject: ADD: 'Crazy Man'
From: Stewie
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 07:38 PM

This thread brings this one to mind:

CRAZY MAN
(Allan Taylor)

There was a crazy man lived by the sea
He'd stand on the beach as still as a tree
The wind beat his body, the salt burned his face
But the crazy man he loved that place

The people thought he was some kind of sage
Who had wisdom from another age
The turned to him to show them the way
But the crazy man had nothing to say

Chorus:
I have no answers, don't ask me why
Maybe some day soon it will all come clear
By and by and by

They grew angry and they asked him again
Pleading for answers he gave them none
He just whispered, looking out to the sea
Look to yourselves and not to me

And so they beat him and drove him away
He has failed us, they were heard to say
They were afraid and did not understand
He was just a crazy man

Source: lyric sheet insert to Allan Taylor 'Lines' T Records LP T002.
Copyright 1988 Allan Taylor MCPS.

--Stewie.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Abby Sale
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:11 PM

Riever 2: Yep, same thing. Simpler is usually better. If you just search for "freud" in the main lyrics search box, you get:
0.8909 - DOCTOR FREUD 2
0.8788 - DR. FREUD
0.7742 - THAIS
0.7742 - OEDIPUS REX (2)
0.7742 - OEDIPUS REX
:-)

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Morticalia
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:58 PM

sanitarium by metallica... all the way, damnit

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:52 PM

Help!!!!

Hell yes!!! Three Quarters of the posters to this thread appear in-need of serious intervention.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Ferrara
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 10:56 PM

Take a look at George Ward's You Gotta Talk My Language . Ed Trickett sings it, can't remember which album right now. I always loved this and considered a great song about the psychology of a certain kind of kid.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 05:26 PM

another verse to "Psychotherapy" posted by WyoWoman 3 years ago...I have known it for 30 years or more...wonder how it got left out?

"Do you find your lonely bed at night as chilly as a tomb?,
Do you curl up in your blanket like a worm in a cocoon?
It's not temperature that moves you, but a longing for the womb!
And the Id goes marching on!"

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: GUEST,lisa
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 12:51 AM

is the logical song from supertramp about mental illness

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 02:38 AM

How about "Manic Depression" by Jimi Hendrix?

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 03:14 AM

Back to that first song abot Doctor Freud. I had it in an oak publication book that I was given as a present when I was just getting interested in folk music - round about Christmas 1964 or 65.

I seem to remember it credited to Shel Silverstein.

Subject: RE: Help: Psychology songs
From: GUEST,oldhippie
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 09:53 PM

Helen, your "You Think I'm Crazy Don't You, Mama" I think is titled "Lock Me Up", don't remember the singer either.