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BS: Bound for Cape Horn!

MMario 01 Jun 07 - 08:13 PM
Liz the Squeak 02 Jun 07 - 04:32 PM
GUEST,Phot From his sick bed! 02 Jun 07 - 07:56 PM
Charley Noble 02 Jun 07 - 10:34 PM
Liz the Squeak 03 Jun 07 - 03:55 AM
Phot 03 Jun 07 - 06:50 AM
John MacKenzie 03 Jun 07 - 06:53 AM
Micca 03 Jun 07 - 08:37 AM
John MacKenzie 03 Jun 07 - 10:27 AM
GUEST,Phot off Chile 03 Jun 07 - 02:38 PM
GUEST,Phot, Having a beer in Chile! 06 Jun 07 - 05:08 PM
GUEST,Jack, On the road 07 Jun 07 - 01:49 PM
Schantieman 07 Jun 07 - 06:37 PM
GUEST,Phot in Valipriso 13 Jun 07 - 02:02 PM
MMario 13 Jun 07 - 02:19 PM
John MacKenzie 13 Jun 07 - 02:23 PM
Liz the Squeak 13 Jun 07 - 05:14 PM
GUEST,Geoff the Duck 18 Jun 07 - 04:35 AM
Charley Noble 18 Jun 07 - 09:06 AM
GUEST,Phot, heading for the Patagonia channels. 18 Jun 07 - 12:28 PM
MMario 18 Jun 07 - 12:30 PM
John MacKenzie 18 Jun 07 - 12:32 PM
GUEST,Phot, still heading for Patagonia! 18 Jun 07 - 12:41 PM
Charley Noble 18 Jun 07 - 12:43 PM
MMario 18 Jun 07 - 12:44 PM
Liz the Squeak 18 Jun 07 - 04:49 PM
Schantieman 19 Jun 07 - 01:26 PM
GUEST,Phot, Rocking and rolling! 19 Jun 07 - 06:42 PM
Liz the Squeak 20 Jun 07 - 04:32 AM
Keith A of Hertford 20 Jun 07 - 06:47 AM
GUEST,Phot in Magellan straits 21 Jun 07 - 01:00 PM
Liz the Squeak 21 Jun 07 - 04:17 PM
Liz the Squeak 22 Jun 07 - 10:19 AM
GUEST,Geoff the Duck 22 Jun 07 - 12:32 PM
GUEST,Phot, in the Falkland Islands. 25 Jun 07 - 08:48 AM
John MacKenzie 25 Jun 07 - 09:06 AM
Charley Noble 25 Jun 07 - 10:37 AM
Liz the Squeak 25 Jun 07 - 01:00 PM
Dave Earl 25 Jun 07 - 06:34 PM
Phot 26 Jun 07 - 12:36 AM
Schantieman 26 Jun 07 - 05:59 AM
Phot 26 Jun 07 - 07:56 AM
skipy 26 Jun 07 - 08:31 AM
Dave'sWife 07 Aug 07 - 08:08 AM
GUEST,Squeaky at work 07 Aug 07 - 08:12 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: MMario
Date: 01 Jun 07 - 08:13 PM

it's the lack of humidity. Jack didn't cauuse any , err, incidents during the joint training with the peruvians, did he?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jun 07 - 04:32 PM

You have a cold? How do you manage these things?!

Take care dear and keep those sniffles stocked up with rum.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Phot From his sick bed!
Date: 02 Jun 07 - 07:56 PM

Cough, splutter, dedication to my art! Cough, cough!

The rum is locked away in the spirit safe, so Jack can't get his paw's on it! "Thats where the rum went!" That said, a small ragged lump of puppy has decended on my pit.

Ola! Jack is ere! We out did the Yanks!BARRRRRFFFFF! Sorry, I wus buyin Rum lemon stuff at £2.50 a bottle, the las who wus supposed to be the sober wun, wus drinkin Balyes, by the half pint ooops, she wus sick on dewr bus! Chris is bein a big wuss, cuss he wants to go to bed, an it's only 8:45pm Wen he is snoring I'll get the bus to the city. If I missus the bus then I'll take the trip overland to Vallipoo. Sounds like a great place to go, full of young pups, errm....young bars...........I is missin Jolinne an der pups, when can we get together on der sofa, we might have to giv Fiona an Chris a Fiver for der pictures!

Wassail! Chris, and Jack


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 02 Jun 07 - 10:34 PM

'Vast heaving!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 03:55 AM

Ah Jack, I'm proud of you!! (mind you, in my experience, outdrinking most Yanks is dead easy!)

Phot - lots of fresh air is good for a cold, so make sure those windows are open 24/7!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Phot
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 06:50 AM

The only windows on here are on the bridge! Besides, if I had a window in my mess and it was open, we'd sink! I sleep below the water line!

Wassail! Chris.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 06:53 AM

Portholes to you too!


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Micca
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 08:37 AM

Porthole? wasn't he one of the Musketeers? along with Armhole, A**hole and Dark Canyon?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 10:27 AM

I see from the HMS Southampton site that it is on an 8 month deployment, will you get rotated out before it ends or are you aboard for the duration Chris?
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Phot off Chile
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 02:38 PM

I get off in the Falklands at the end of the month..................................I hope!

Wassail!! Chris.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Phot, Having a beer in Chile!
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 05:08 PM

Ola! Well I´m in Iquique, and still haven´t found Jack, I think he´s still working his way overland to Valipriso. The ships at anchor, so it´s a boat transfer to the shore, but this place is great, fantastic history, beautiful streets and museums, cheap food and beer, but don´t come out after dark! It gets a bit scary, as some of the Yanks found out last night. I´m back off to the ship in an hour, but I´ll be back tomorrow with my gear, there are some cracking shots to be had here. It´s a shame that the weather is so bad, as the mountains would make a fantastic backdrop to the harbour!

Wassail!! Chris.

We´ve sailed round the world lads,
To ports without number,
To Chile for nitrate,
St Fraiser for lumber.........


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Jack, On the road
Date: 07 Jun 07 - 01:49 PM

Ola!! It is me again. Chris buggered off in his boat thing before I get back, so I has been on der road to try an catch up wiv im. Dis is a brill place, it´s not very wide, bit it´s really long. But all der local mutts ave bin showin me der sights, an lettin I sleep in their dens. I got to dis place called Iquique yesterday, an I could see Chris´ boat in der harbour, but I can´t get back on as I can´t swim dat far. So I spent der night in der bar! My head hurts dis mornin, der rum stuff dey hav ere is called ¨Havin a Club¨ is it caus what it makes your head feel like in der mornin? I needs to get back on der boat cause me paws is all sore from all dis walkin, an I really wants to come ome to see Joline an der pups. I has bin away far too long.

Cheers all! Jack


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Schantieman
Date: 07 Jun 07 - 06:37 PM

Micca - that is BRILLIANT! I really did LOL!

All the best to Chris and Jack - look forward to seeing you when you get back....if I ever get to any festivals this summer!

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Phot in Valipriso
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 02:02 PM

Morning all! Greetings from a very wet Valipriso! Been ashore photographing the Skipper this morning, I get to go ashore properly tomorrow. There are Penguins swimming in the harbour here! How cool is that?!

Wassail!! Chris.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: MMario
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 02:19 PM

When the Penguins return to Valpairiso

Isn't that a famous song?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 02:23 PM

With a banjo on their knee.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 05:14 PM

And a nightingale sings in Barclays bank.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Geoff the Duck
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 04:35 AM

Are we nearly there yet???

Quack!
Geoff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:06 AM

From the old shanty "Ranzo Ray":

We're bound for Valparisor with a load of rusty razors,
Oh, Ranzo, Ranzo; hurray, hurray!
We're bound for Venezuela with a crew of drunken tailors,
Hilo, my Ranzo Rae!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Phot, heading for the Patagonia channels.
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 12:28 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: MMario
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 12:30 PM

a man of few words.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 12:32 PM

Is that Pat one of the Tipperary Agonias?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Phot, still heading for Patagonia!
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 12:41 PM

So thats what happens when you hit the wrong key on the keyboard!

Well I'm not going round Cape Horn, as it's too dangerous for a Type 42! So we're going through the Patagonian channels to get to the Falklands. Valipriso was a great place to visit, a bit rough at night, but the local authorities are spending lots of cash in improving the place, I assume to attract the tourist dollar.

Jack dissapeared first night in, and re-appeared in the morning stained with red wine and smelling faintly of cheap perfume, I think he may have a few things to explain to Joline.............

Only just over a week until I fly back home now, Hurrah!! But it's 18 hours flying in a 747, with a one hour stop in Asension Island! I hate flying! Help!

Wassail!! Chris.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 12:43 PM

Patagonia? Yes, it's one of the best places to buy high quality outdoor wear.

Nothing like product placement in these threads. I make millions!

Cheerily,
Charley "Fats" Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: MMario
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 12:44 PM

Jack probably has less to explain then if he returned stained with cheap perfume and smelling of red wine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 04:49 PM

You're going to Ascension? Wave at my brother in law as you go over St Helena... I leave the choice of apendage to you!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Schantieman
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:26 PM

Cape Horn too dangerous for a Type 42!!!????

Good Grief!!   What is the world coming to?   If 200-ton wooded sailing ships can do it and 7-ton (and smaller) yachts too for that matter, what the hell's the matter with a 4000 ton steel warship?

You wouldn't get Chichester, Rose, Knox-Jonston or even MacArthur going through the Magellan Strait - AND it's the easy way round. Don't let THAT get into the papers, after the CORNWALL fiasco!

(btw, did anyone hear the item about that, accompanied by a parody of 'Drunken Sailor' on R4 this morning?)

Steve
(who's never been nearer than 10 000M to Cape Horn!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Phot, Rocking and rolling!
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:42 PM

Hey Steve, we're no where near it yet, and we have 40 foot swells, and sea state five, hold onto your hats, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Wassail!! Chris.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 04:32 AM

Ah... Heave to!

Remember, never heave into the wind!

If I were there, it wouldn't be my hat I were holding on to!

Good luck Phot... brace yourself!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:47 AM

The 1 hour stop at Ascension sometimes stretches when the aircraft goes US.
The aircrew are usually only too pleased.
Try to get a swim at Comfortless Cove and take a look at the little sailors' cemetry there.
Keith.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Phot in Magellan straits
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 01:00 PM

Well thats the Patagonian canals done! So I'm back in the Atlantic, almost! The secenery has been incredible, and so has the snow! Still it's much warmer that yesterday(-4!) and only 0c!

Funny to think you guys up north will be celebrating summer solstace, coz I'll be celebrating winter solstace! Hope to see you all up top, next week!

Unite and unite,
And have a snowball fight,
For winter is a coming today,
And weather we are going,
there will be more snow,
In the merry morning down south!

Wassail!! Chris.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 04:17 PM

Ah, but up here the nights are starting to draw in, only 6 months to Christmas!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 10:19 AM

Winter drawers on.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Geoff the Duck
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 12:32 PM

Lord Reith would be proud of you, Liz!
Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Phot, in the Falkland Islands.
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 08:48 AM

Morning all!

Well thats the end of this trip, I fly home tomorrow, yipee!

I might let Jack have a pint in the Globe in Stanley, who knows, I might have one myself!

Wassail!! Chris.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 09:06 AM

Stand by Pixie to welcome the weary traveller home.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 10:37 AM

Chris-

Did you find any sheep left in the Falklands? There was a rumour that after the late conflict with the Argentinians the herds were decimated, as they were shipped back to England as war brides.

Cheerily,
Charley Ignoble


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 01:00 PM

Are they still 'SB's?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Dave Earl
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 06:34 PM

When my brother (mum,s No.5 son) was down in The Falklands with the RAF he sent a message home saying that the meat from sheep was called 365.

What the natives eat every day it seems.

I'll get me (sheepskin) coat

Dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Phot
Date: 26 Jun 07 - 12:36 AM

Liz,yes they are still SB's!

Charley, there are stil 700,000 sheep here, they kept the best for themselves!

Dave, I still haven't got off this bloody tub yet!

Wassail!! Chris.

Ps...........Barrrrff.......Jack....I loves you Jolineeeennnnnneee


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Schantieman
Date: 26 Jun 07 - 05:59 AM

..and what's the second thing you'll do??

S


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Phot
Date: 26 Jun 07 - 07:56 AM

Get my bags off the doorstep!......................

Wassail!! Chris.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: skipy
Date: 26 Jun 07 - 08:31 AM

Phot, what years where you at Halton & Abingdon?
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: Dave'sWife
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:08 AM

I see Phot's ship is in the Falklands. Did he get off and go home?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bound for Cape Horn!
From: GUEST,Squeaky at work
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:12 AM

Yes, he got off it and was home a couple of weeks ago. What happened to the pup Jack is anyone's guess.

LTS


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